Aldous Huxley's Ghost™

Damn you all–I tried to warn you, but you'd already taken the Soma®.

"I hope the communist mayor can force bagel shops to serve my vegan slop cream cheese." Just incredible. It's like she was created in a lab.

"Thank you for free national advertising."

People are getting notification alerts about Casey Anthony supporting trans rights

Man, you could practically hear the collective groan in every newsroom across America. For about 12 glorious hours, the San Diego mosque shooting was absolute catnip for cable news. Two teenage white boys attack a mosque, three innocent people dead ... the “right-wing domestic terrorism” script wrote itself. Chyrons blazing, panels booked, every anti-MAGA hack already sharpening their knives. Then the manifesto dropped. And everything went dead quiet. Turns out Cain Clark and Caleb Vazquez weren’t exactly card-carrying conservatives. These two pathetic Jew-obsessed incel weirdos titled their murder diary “Sons of Tarrant” and filled it with deranged pages of “IT’S THE JEWS” on endless repeat. They weren’t right-wing, weren’t MAGA, weren’t Trump fans ... nah, they proudly called themselves Third Positionists who worshipped Nationalist Socialism and Eco Fascism. One was autistic and marinating in online poison. The other got force-fed mandatory “ethnic studies” classes that spent the first two weeks hammering “whiteness” and “white privilege” until he started hating himself and his own mixed-race family. Oh, and the system had been warned for over a year: FBI knew about Vazquez, 5150 psych hold, gun seizure attempt, the works. Mom was blowing up police phones for two straight hours while short-staffed cops treated it like a runaway kid case. But once the full, messy, politically inconvenient picture hit the internet? The 24/7 coverage didn’t just slow down. It died. Nothing kills a beautiful partisan morality play faster than facts that refuse to cooperate. The media isn’t in the truth business ... they’re in the narrative enforcement business. And this one didn’t confirm shit. (article below)

Marxists are just the incels of economics.

they’re having to give disclaimers that they’re not transphobic when debating about what constitutes a grilled cheese sandwich and I think that’s really beautiful

Can't wait for Europeans to discover modern technology

@BadreNicolas @tylerblack32

@tylerblack32 Do you have a picture? I couldn’t find one online last time I checked.

Most psychiatric medications were random mistakes based on methylene blue. Pharmaceutical companies were chemistry companies that also made dyes. Methylene blue was the basis of Chlorpromazine (Thorazine/Largactil), which was the basis of Imipramine (Tofranil), the first tricyclic, which itself was the basis for the first second-generation antipsychotic Clozapine (Clozaril). Chlorpromazine was meant for post-surgical agitation aid. Imipramine was a failed antipsychotic. Clozapine was a failed antidepressant. Fluoxetine (Prozac) and SSRIs were the first psychotropic medications that didn't happen by happenstance. We knew that tricyclics' effect was more dependent on serotonin and selected that trait from Diphenhydramine (Benadryl). While we are at it, lithium was a random solvent to carry schizophrenic urine.

@NoContextBrits @octopuscaveman The eyes really follow you around the room. With a slight delay.

Bargain.

The clueless "What is That" reporter is now a meme

@Daily_MailUS Emerald Fennell is the absolute only person who regrets this.

Wuthering Heights director Emerald Fennell says she regrets not showing star Margot Robbie's 'extremely hairy' armpits after the scene was cut from the film trib.al/qbLfRyf

The most brutal ratios of my career. 🫡 🇺🇸 USA USA USA! 💪 💪 💪

If you live in LA and your neighborhood is covered in graffiti and the city is ignoring it, just spray paint “VOTE PRATT” over it, and Karen will have it painted over within 20 minutes.

Weak sauce. Complete cat-balls weak sauce.

@JoeyMannarino They're waiting for the go signal.

Why do so many Uber drivers drive around with silent videocalls to random people? I just got out of an Uber with “Ahmed” in Brussels. He had a video call on with his friend, another Ahmed or Mohammed, but they don’t speak. They just have the camera on. What in God’s name is the point of this?

I don’t think I’ll listen to lectures about employment from the people who told coal miners to “learn to code” or laughed at anyone who got fired for not taking the Covid jab.

Paramount is developing a new Godfather sequel from a "woman's point of view." It's called "Connie," a feminist retelling of the Godfather events from Connie Corleone's perspective based on a novel of the same name. Why do feminists keep doing this kind of thing?

The Godother.

@frozenaesthetic @philthatremains "Tamp it down good, boys! We don't want no misfires!"

What if you had to load your cum before sex like an 18th-century musket?

30 gunshots fired at the White House Today 2016: Shots at the White House 2018: Shots at the White House 2020: Shots at the White House 2021-2024 No shots at the White House 2025: Shots at the White House 2026 Shots at the White House The Democrat Party is the party of Violence