Alan Jansen

@AmericaFirsst America's leading dipshit!

DESCRIBE PRESIDENT TRUMP USING ONLY ONE WORD…

What stands out first to you in this new photo?

@StevenCheung47 Fat ass do you really need a cheeseburger. Your chin already hangs below your huge man tits.

Couldn’t wait. Had to dig in.

@JDVanceNewsFans D

What are the chances you'd vote for JD Vance for President in 2028? A. 100% B. 50% C. 25% D. 0%

@Ustroopss E

Simple poll. be honest As of today, how much do you still trust this man? A. 100 % B. 75% F.10% C. 50% D. 25% E. 0%

@JohnCornyn @DHSgov @POTUS @SenateGOP What a little bitch you are for your daddy. Not good enough to win without papa's endorsement. I hate Paxton with a passion but I hope he beats your ass. At least it seems like he has a spine.

Democrats are weaponizing the Senate’s rules to block the SAVE America Act, defund @DHSgov, & hurt the American people to spite @POTUS.   @SenateGOP can either let Dems keep obstructing & smash the filibuster the first chance they get, or we can act now & use the mandate the American people gave @realDonaldTrump & Republicans to secure our elections, protect our homeland, & bring back common sense.   Democrats started this fight. I support whatever changes to Senate rules are necessary to finish it and pass the SAVE America Act. nypost.com/2026/03/11/opi…

@luiscar38597146 @GodlyNations You weren't even close to being top of the class were you

@GodlyNations Exellent!

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@GodlyNations 3 if I'm feeling generous

@CBSNews They probably just wanted the money for king crab legs, lobster tails, &doughnuts.

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@vxylily Pin for a watchband

Found in grandfather’s tools This little metal object. can anyone tell me what this is?

@nobleisawinner Current president

@SpeakerJohnson When are you and Lindsay going to come out of one of the many closets in the Capitol building

209 Democrats just voted to keep the Department of HOMELAND SECURITY closed — in order to protect the illegal aliens they allowed into our country. It’s outrageous, dangerous and inexcusable, and every American should hold them accountable for it.

@EricTrumpVRQ Beer distributors

@MysterySolvents Staying out of the sun so your face doesn't melt, is it's first goal.

What are the responsibilities of the Special Envoy for The Shield of the Americas?

@The_BeckhamNY What letter do I use for laughable?

Simple poll. Please be honest! As of today, how much do you still trust this team? A. 100% B. 75% C. 50% D. 25% E. 0%

@EricTrumpVRQ Hangover Hegseth is one of the most unqualified DOD secretary the world has ever had, a TV personality on fox. Come on. Keystone cash, the podcaster, now he's the FBI Director,. He's next to be given the boot. Honorable mentions: Pam Bondi and teddy Kennedy.

@ProjectLincoln A pig with herpes

JD has the charisma of a ___________. Go ahead.

@EshaAA33 E

Simple poll. Please be honest! As of today, how much do you still trust this team? A. 100% B. 75% C. 50% D. 25% E. 0%

@OlenaRohoza Nope, he's to petty and childish.

Would you support President 🇺🇸 Trump receiving the Nobel Peace Prize ? YES or NO?

@DefiantLs Lol at least they have minds.

Marco Rubio warns against electing Democrats in the midterms, “These people are out of their minds and they cannot be allowed to be near power.”