Ashleigh Ainsley MBE

MAX DOWMAN RUNS THE LENGTH OF THE PITCH AND WINS IT FOR ARSENAL! 🌟 The youngest-ever Premier League goalscorer!

@jefszn @kezurgh

me for the rest of the month

@YouTube Numa numa

20 years of youtube…what’s the first video that pops into your head?

@DukeDumont Looks like this was the moment @DukeDumont

Still thinking about the girl mean mugging me in the front row last week, holding up a sign on her phone saying ‘Play Duke Dumont’ , whilst I was playing ‘The Giver’.

@MetroBoomin I love how much a @WWE fan you are

@NoContextHumans @kezurgh

When I say I want extra rice this is what I mean x.com/ClownWorld_/st…

@cosemofficial 😂🥰

This internet can never make me hate drake. If you were in uni 2011-2014 then you know what’s good 😭

@kezurgh @NC_Renic 😅

@NC_Renic @AKAINSLEY

People who went to Oxford will be like, “this cold weather reminds me of Oxford, where I attended the University of Oxford, as a member of the University of Oxford”

The reason why Football Manager will always be better than actual football is that you can skip over the international break in five minutes

Truss gone!

@Kwajotweneboa Looool Ur killing me

Emily maitlis is loving this

Starmer isn't doing well in this one. Too passive and not on the attack enough. Getting cornered by Rishi isn't a good look and it's because they've been super cautious, probably too much so

It’s meant to be.

This week @Naomi_Kellman speaks with @AKAINSLEY, Co-founder of @Colorintechorg and @BlackTechFest, about studying Geography at Oxford and how the skills he gained supported his career in tech. Listen here: open.spotify.com/episode/4gYgcB… podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the…

You really feel that bass

When you realise the same tactics that worked against Ross County aren't cutting it.

“If you want something loyal, buy a dog,” advised Ryanair boss Michael O'Leary when I enquired if Europe’s biggest budget airline plans a frequent-flyer scheme. That'll be a "no". But would low-cost carriers (or passengers) benefit from loyalty programmes? independent.co.uk/travel/news-an…

Still, fair play to Arsenal for deliberately going out of the CL in order to deny Spurs a place in Europe. Cold as ice.