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@C_3C_3 I’ve been saying a long time that if only a tiny fraction of MAGA showed up in primaries, we would not have the problems that we do now. Primary turnout is so low. Hopefully this is the beginning of a permanent trend!

Do you hear us now? @johnthune

Want to make your blood boil? Republican Senate Leader John Thune spent over $100 million in GOP donor dollars to SAVE despised RINO John Cronyn in Texas. Cornyn just lost in a double-digit landslide. Thune spent $0.00 to promote or pass the SAVE America Act. They hate you.

@Badhombre @CarlaSuzanne26 I. Am. Dead. 😂😂😂💀👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

But I was reliably informed that MAGA was dead by Dog the Bounty Hunter impersonator MTG, crazy yeast infection Candace, boner phone Massie, the unfunny libertarian comic, and the washed up bikini model turned “devout Catholic” from California.

@JoeConchaTV “Many Giants fans….” 😂😂👌🏻

Yep. Good luck with this.

@remyny149 @bsomebodyK @asthegirlturns What if I tell you I see my neighbor from my kitchen window, and I’m not “spying?” They also live around the corner from me… Why do you have to be so mean?

@bsomebodyK @asthegirlturns How do you know how often your neighbors order out without spying constantly on them? Especially if they live around the corner

Why can't you learn to cook and not spend $400 a week on DoorDash?

Democrat congressman Al Green, who was kicked out of the state of the union for insulting President Trump during the speech, loses his Texas Democrat primary runoff and his political career is over.

Yup…that’s about it.

@billysandytodd That’s so dumb. Cannot be real. 😆🤪

No

We give $40 Million a week to the Taliban. Thank you for your support Senator.

@CallMeMo211 @CollinRugg @Hawkesbay69 Omg!!! 😂😂😂😂😂💀

@CollinRugg @Hawkesbay69 Find someone who loves you as much as Judge Blanchard loves Judge Blanchard

NEW: Alabama judge suspended after being accused of delaying cases so she could walk her dogs, as well as making racial remarks against a white woman. Probate Judge Yashiba Blanchard has been smacked with a 120-page complaint accusing her of misconduct in multiple cases. In one case, Blanchard canceled a hearing, forcing a patient to remain hospitalized for two additional weeks. "This patient will now remain hospitalized for an additional two weeks solely due to the lack of timely access to the hearing process," an email from hospital staff read. "This not only prevents her from being home with her family for Thanksgiving, but it also generates unnecessary hospitalization costs and creates avoidable emotional distress for the patient." On another occasion, Blanchard allegedly made a racist comment about white chief clerk Amanda Reid. A staffer was asked by the judge if they liked Reid. When the staffer said they did, Blanchard replied: "Oh, I forgot you all like kissing white a$$.'" In another case, a clerk asked Blanchard if she could be reassigned to Birmingham because the commute made it hard for her to see her sister, who was dying of cancer. Blanchard never responded, and the clerk's sister died shortly after.

@BuzzPatterson @JessicaTarlov She’s getting absolutely ROASTED in the comments. 😂😂😂

You’ve never been right about anything. Ever. You and your “polls” are laughable. The sheer fact that you assume you have some credibility, from God knows where, but you don’t. Trump isn’t “rushing” a weak Iran deal for midterms—he’s cleaning up the mess from the last Democrat administration’s catastrophic appeasement that funneled billions to terrorists and let them sprint toward a nuke. Demanding they surrender enriched uranium and reopen the Strait of Hormuz isn’t weakness, its strength. Gas prices at the pump, farmers hit by shortages, and energy markets in chaos? Those are Biden-Harris failures Trump is fixing by putting America (and actual leverage) first—not handing out pallets of cash like Obama. Your fear-mongering ignores the obvious: Iran’s regime is the problem, not Trump’s deal-making. Keep coping, Jessica. The results will speak louder than your “hot takes.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​“

Donald Trump needs a midterms deal more than a nuclear deal and whatever happens in the next few days should be understood in that context. It’s why he is about to give Iran a ton of money to save face as Trump’s approval ratings are as low as ever, gas is 4.50, and our farmers are begging for fertilizer. And it’s pretty clear that Iran no longer believes Trump when he threatens them. Too many tweets and too much punting. It’s a mess that this President can’t get out of.

Green Bay Packers running back Josh Jacobs has been arrested for allegedly strangling and suffocating a woman. Which sounds bad. But it could be worse per sports media — he could have introduced President Trump at a rally.

@MarkJVinton @nicksortor Holy cow…. It amazes me that there are actually people out there this cruel and dead inside. Absolutely heartless. That’s crazy to me.

@nicksortor Karma for letting Epstein clients walk free. Fuck her.

🚨 JUST IN: Attorney General Bondi has been quietly battling THYROID CANCER in her time following her departure from her role as US Attorney General, per Axios HORRIBLE news. Say a prayer for Pam Bondi tonight. Cancer is a HORRIBLE disease that I’d never wish on anyone 🙏🏻

🚨 NOW: Ken Paxton takes the stage after absolutely WHOOPING John Cornyn's ass in Texas "Tonight, we just sent a TEXAS-SIZED MESSAGE to Washington" "I want to thank President Donald J. Trump. When everyone in Washington told him to ABANDON me and abandon the people of Texas, he didn't listen. Instead, he gave his COMPLETE and TOTAL endorsement." 🇺🇸

@jj_Makaveli Ooh. Okay thanks! 👍🏻👍🏻

@ALConte88 I ordered mine from the website in the picture

I don’t drink but I ordered some cool gifts! What do you think?

So many people in the Alabama state government are Democrats who switched parties to remain in office including the Speaker of the House. None of this should be surprising

@amuse And I’m NOT happy about it!! 😡

LAWFARE: A federal court just ordered Alabama to use a race-based congressional map in direct defiance of the Supreme Court's 2026 Callais decision outlawing racial gerrymanders. Lower-court judges continue to ignore SCOTUS rulings they dislike.

Dear Gen X, I’ve been watching 80s movies and I just need to know…WHERE WERE YOUR PARENTS?? Every child was just wandering the earth unsupervised like a raccoon with house keys. Riding bikes across town at midnight, fighting ghosts, investigating murders, befriending cryptids, hacking government computers for funsies… And the parents were ALWAYS “out of town” or “working late” while the only adult-adjacent supervision was some random 16-year-old who got dragged into the chaos. No cell phones. No helmets. No adult supervision. Just vibes, life lessons, and several near-death experiences. You all weren’t “raised.” You were lightly monitored feral creatures with a bike and unresolved trauma. I’m genuinely shocked there are enough of you left to populate an entire generation.