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I was recently standing in an IKEA sobbing that the company isn't publicly traded.

@sierrastrades Not after that horrific interview on CNBC This morning

$GME GAMESTOP ATTEMPTING TO FINALIZE THE DEAL WITH EBAY! EVERYONE SOLVE THE PUZZLE 👇

@CryptoTice_ This guy clearly doesn’t know what he’s talking about Vanguard holds index funds and is simply holding the required asset to cover redemptions and acquisitions It’s a brokerage house , not a hedge fund “ Front running” this guy is either a moron or full of shit

UNREAL: Vanguard just bought $680,000,000 of $MSTR. $12,000,000,000,000 in assets. The most conservative money on Wall Street. Not a hedge fund chasing pumps. Not retail buying hype. The most boring. careful. Long-term money in existence. Quietly front-running a structural shift. $MSTR isn't a stock. It's a Bitcoin proxy. And when $12,000,000,000,000 in conservative capital starts moving. You stop watching headlines. You watch the flows. The flows just moved.

@tslaming @elonmusk @elonmusk must be protected at all costs.

🚨 According to a recent SEC filing, Tesla’s security budget for @elonmusk is surging 🔥 The company spent roughly $4.8 million to protect him in 2025, a significant jump from $2.8 million the year before 🔥 That upward trend has carried into the new year, with costs through February hitting $1.3 million—more than double what was spent during that same timeframe last year 🔥 PROTECT ELON AT ALL COST 🔥

@RexhaRexhaRexha Now do $MSTR

Michael Saylor explains why gambling $50,000 is scarier to him than having a $15,000,000,000 position in Bitcoin "I would have a hard time gambling $50,000 and seeing it go up and down $10,000" "I would have no problem having a $1,000,000,000 position and having it trade down $300,000,000 or a $15,000,000,000 position and having it trade down $3,000,000,000." "It wouldn’t bother me in the least but I would not gamble $30,000 in chips on a blackjack table that would just drive me bananas" "At the gambling table the odds are stacked against me and the house is going to win. It bothers me that I am playing a game that the odds are stacked against me. With bitcoin:native I feel like the odds are way in my favor."

@igchampcom Someone seems a bit too excited about this.

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@FoxNews I find it hard to believe that the top ranking FBI agent didn't know what "86" meant.

REPORTER: "How will you prove intent when...Mr. Comey said he did not associate '86' with doing harm?" ACTING AG BLANCHE: "How do you prove intent in any case? You prove intent with witnesses, with documents, with the defendant himself to the extent is appropriate."

@pete_rizzo_ More Bla Bla Bla. Make it happen already!

BREAKING: WHITE HOUSE JUST SAID A "BIG ANNOUNCEMENT" ABOUT THE STRATEGIC #BITCOIN RESERVE IS COMING "WITHIN WEEKS" "WE'RE GOING TO TAKE A BIG STEP FORWARD" USA IS BUYING MORE BTC 🚀

@C_Zar_69420 not yet

Pop Quiz Is this a Breakout? $BTC

@C_Zar_69420 So glad I don't know what any of this means. Seems like a drama fest.

Maybe im delusional, but I just checked the $TRUMP website and saw this and it makes me wonder if a pump is still coming. Justin Sun hate fucked his holdings and that is allegedly why the price shit the bed today. Forced selling like that, plus a "news event" like this... makes me wonder if $TRUMP is about to pump The funding rate is the lowest ive seen it in over a month for $TRUMP

@StuffWorthSee Grammar much?

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@WallStreetApes Now do California

This is literally insane Colorado resident says their Democrat Governor Jared Polis is lying when he says their taxes are low, she says the real taxation comes from their “fees” She paid her vehicle registration Amount: $331.59 per year but then come the fees: - Age of vehicle add-on: $14 - Registration base fee: $43 - Bridge safety surcharge: $46 - Clerk hire fee: $4 - County road and bridge: $1.88 - Emission area area error account: $3 - Emission clean screen: $25 - Emergency medical services: $4 - Emissions program area county: $1.40 - Emission statewide air account: $1 - Insurance fee: $1 - Motorist insurance database fee: $0.20 - Peace officer standardized training fee: $2 - Road safety surcharge: $56 - Material fee for the tab (the little sticker): $0.33 Total of these 15 fees: $202.81 annually Total cost with tax and fees for her vehicle is $534.40 just for the registration

@JoeSquawk @58isthenew40 Don't waste your time on these people @JoeSquawk . You can't rationalize with irrational people.

@58isthenew40 Wait. So the S&P and NASDAQ haven’t broken out to record highs? The 10-year note hasn’t been well behaved, not predicting a recession or resurgent inflation? The border isn’t really closed? Lying about what.

And @JoeSquawk just let's him stand there lying to his face. (Joe is muted for my sanity)

@pete_rizzo_ Calling BS on this. Bitcoin does what it does. This is just a talking point for politicians to keep kicking the can down the road.

$270 BILLION ADVISOR RIC EDELMAN SAYS: #BITCOIN WILL HIT NEW ALL TIME HIGHS “QUICKLY” AFTER CLARITY PASSES “YOU WILL SEE BTC PRICES SKYROCKET” IT’S COMING 🚀

@caiani_jonny @saylor He bragged the entire time while $MSTR tanked.

@saylor It’s under $100 how are you bragging rn

If this makes you uncomfortable, it’s working. $STRC

@BRICSinfo Nope, Try again.

JUST IN: 🇮🇷 Iran offers to pause nuclear activity for up to 5 years, NYT reports.

@KobeissiLetter Nope, nope, nope, and nope

BREAKING: Iran has formally submitted its four "red lines" for peace talks with the US today, per Iranian state TV: 1. Authority over the Strait of Hormuz 2. Payment of war reparations 3. Unfreezing of all blocked Iranian financial assets 4. Securing a comprehensive regional ceasefire In-person negotiations are ongoing as we speak.

@TruthTrumpPost Time to take them out once and for all. Enough with this crap.

JUST IN: 🇮🇷🇮🇱 Iran reportedly restricts oil tanker passage through the Strait of Hormuz following Israeli strikes on Hezbollah in Lebanon.

@piersmorgan @realDonaldTrump The art of the deal

This is embarrassing, Delete it, President ⁦@realDonaldTrump⁩ - unless you want everyone to think you’ve lost your marbles.

@TrendSpider Garbage in, Garbage out

First real volume in years and the chart is finally showing signs of life Time to $PLUG back in?

@RealSimpleAriel You got to talk to the enemy on their level when diplomacy doesn't work.

Demanding “open the Fuckin’ Strait,”sounds much different than, “we can get the strait opened up anytime” What a disaster this situation has turned out to be.