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People talking about Cherki's kick-ups as disrespect, these are the same people saying football has become robotic. Do you know how much football needs this kind of entertainment? Do you know how technically good you have to be to toy with Arsenal?

@SpudMcKenzqfee @cfcjoe1888__ 1hr on train. Piece of piss. Bratislava cheaper to stay overnight than Vienna. Bratislava was very good and much cheaper than Vienna. Vienna for the Mrs, Bratislava for the value ;)

@cfcjoe1888__ Was thinking of visiting Bratislava from Vienna this summer. Would you recommend it?

randomly deciding to fuck off to slovakia on my own for the day has been a fantastic use of free will so far. 🇸🇰 be back at home in my bed by midnight, no better way to spend a thursday.

@WattoSue @youhavinthat @LeeJenson1 @richardpbacon Sorry Susan… @leejenson1 is right. It is you who is not the brightest!

@youhavinthat @LeeJenson1 @richardpbacon He's not the brightest.

35% of British people have not taken a glass home from the pub in the last year.

@joncollins85 @v8fettler @MrMBrown Might genuinely not have been enough offers on the book

@AS171702 @v8fettler @MrMBrown Right, but Ben CAN do that. He's been given an order - weird he doesn't say: "the only way I can get it filled quickly is with a market order, that will likely result in a worse price than working it gently on the book - which do you want?" Instead he's saying he CAN'T do it.

Happy Taylor Wimpey earnings day everyone…

@joncollins85 @v8fettler @MrMBrown He’d walk the books. He’d end up just filling all the buys at the higher prices until he’d bought all 25k Avg fill price would be high

@AS171702 @v8fettler @MrMBrown Though couldn’t the broker just do a no limit market order? He may blow through the 1,000 shares showing on the offer, but so be it? Is Ben picking his poison? Would rather it filled slowly on the book, vs getting it filled instantly and the client going off his nut even more?!

@v8fettler @MrMBrown He’s short on the stock. (Sold it and wanted to buy it back when it was a lower price). -25k shares Price has gone up. He now needs to buy the stock back because he ‘owes’ the market 25k shares of the stock. The broker can’t fill the order instantly

@MrMBrown For the non-trader familiar, besides the obvious humour of him losing it, can you give an idiots guide to what the underlying issue is? Is the customer right to be angry or asking for the impossible?

Call me woke or whatever but as far as I’m concerned if you were born & raised here you’re British regardless of what colour your skin is. Really don’t like where this is going.

#LFCMCY awful from @FA_PGMOL Get your shit together

@nasih_genie22 @hamptonism @grok I work on a trading/ broking floor and the answer is no

@hamptonism @grok Is it actually like that in real life?

Every finance person needs to watch this episode from season 4 of Industry:

@radres @LifeNewsHQ Are you thick af by choice or did you work on it ?

@LifeNewsHQ so we’re celebrating a guy who survived a 1% chance? typical society, turning tragedy into a feel-good story. nothing changes.

Seattle Seahawks LB Derick Hall was born at 23 weeks. He had no heartbeat and doctors gave him a 1% chance of survival. But his mom refused to take him off life support. Today he's playing in the Super Bowl.

Woke up No gf Good physique Music 24/7 Caffeine addicted Life's great

OK M&S just dropped something actually genius: their new 'Only… Ingredients' range 😍 Everyday staples like baked beans, sausages, burgers, ketchup, yoghurts, cereals... made with 3–8 recognisable ingredients MAX. No weird additives, no artificial colours, no preservatives, no ultra-processed nonsense. Just proper food, back to basics. 👏🏻

Geoff Bent. Roger Byrne. Eddie Colman. Duncan Edwards. Mark Jones. David Pegg. Tommy Taylor. Billy Whelan. Walter Crickmer. Tom Curry. Bert Whalley. 🌹 Eternal.

England Football Coins World Cup 1998. #England

On this day five years ago, Officer Eugene Goodman put his life on the line by standing between a mob of insurrectionists and their goal of violently overturning democracy. Security camera footage shows that he saved the lives of Mitt Romney, Mike Pence, and many others in the Senate chamber. I tell my two sons Officer Goodman’s story every year on January 6th. I hope they grow up to be brave, selfless, and unflinching just like him.

TEARS IN MY FUCKING EYES.

@VOXImobile Any danger of help please? Abroad and Europe pass isn’t working. Spent over an hour on the web chat and no help. 3rd time this year. Please help

@GtfcRiley @YouYeltz Just a shit stadium to go to mate, compared to what was on offer

@YouYeltz Are people forgetting that we've finished 5th in the top tier, was fa cup quarter finalists a few seasons ago and have beat Manchester United this season

You’d be raging, wouldn’t you

To help them get elected, Labour told a lie. This is the story of one of the biggest deceptions in British politics.

Britain's debt, explained with custard creams.