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Spent a Friday evening getting wine drunk and being carried around by my wonderful bf, I love my life


Dr. Oz: “We have shut down just in the last ten weeks 221 hospices.” Bret: “Wait, over 220 in the state of California?” Dr. Oz: “Yes, in Los Angeles alone.”


Unless you are extremely rich, you WILL run out of money in a nursing home. It's a 120k per year! So saving for it is almost pointless. Why save 1M for when you're out of your mind and shitting yourself? Just enjoy your good retirement years.


Security tags on a block of cheese. This is where Britain is now. When basic food needs anti theft devices, it’s not just crime, it’s a collapse in deterrence and standards. A serious country doesn’t tolerate this.

She better not be a nun that worked in a insane asylum...


The higher the ethanol content, the lower the price. Biofuels save money.


🚨BREAKING: Scientists Reveal Eggs Choose the Winner—Sperm Don’t Win the Race After All YOU DIDN'T WIN THE RACE, YOU WERE CHOSEN


Britain has become so lawless that we now have to put security tags on £7.25 steaks. What has happened to this country?






We are so screwed. 😭



this is so scathing and hateful lol, dude who wrote this shit was malding













