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@ReadingClowncil Great parking spot, no restrictions.

A Labour Councillor in #rdguk actually got this installed on a public pavement for his own personal use. 🤣 An actual Labour Councillor who more than anyone should know you can't do this. 🤡🥀

@applekaurr @tvlicensing Obviously you have no intention of watching live tv or iPlayer 😉

my new flat hasn’t even been registered with the council yet, but ive already received a letter about not having a tv license… @tvlicensing have a day off love x

@korkybuczek @harry_jrh Brewed by Molson Cours in Burton upon Trent.

@harry_jrh Madri brewed in the UK pretend Spanish lager.

does anyone remember when these used to be 3 for a £5 😔

@harry_jrh They sell singles for £2.85 in my Scottish Tesco . Is this London?

@monthegoats @tractorgirly The shirts are all blue 🤷‍♂️?

Scottish football shirts at JD Sports. Notice anything?

@IHPower Yes absolutely, in some cases the hazard lights repel parking wardens or make the vehicle invisible.

Apparently, as long as you drive a 4x4, put your hazards on and are dropping your children off at school, you can park anywhere! Who knew?

@markofagenius I'm not sure he plans on gassing anyone Mark.

Millions of ordinary Germans voted for Hitler because they thought he offered something fresh and different. I hope millions of British voters don’t fall into a similar trap with Farage.

@sojanuk You voted to remain on the gravy train 🚂 for the next three years, after that Labour and your seat will be toast.

My statement on why I will be voting against the motion put forward by the Tories today.

@higgyboson I never paid 20% to the pilot for getting me to London without crashing.

Sorry but I really don't want to pay an extra 20% in addition to the actual bill when eating at a restaurant. The excuse that "we bust a gut to serve you" is utterly ridiculous. I don't expect to pay an extra 20% for a pint in a pub just for the pleasure of seeing someone "bust a gut" pouring it into a glass. I've never been asked to pay an extra 20% when buying a carton of grapes in co-op because the staff have "bust a gut" to put them in the cool cabinet. I've never had an extra 20% added to the bill when getting my van serviced by the mechanic who "bust a gut" changing the oil. And I've never added 20% to the invoice for painting someones house. "Yes Mrs Scoggins, I know I wrote £1,000 on the quote but I bust a gut painting your kitchen so added an extra £200". Why are people whose only skill is taking a plate of food from one room to another expecting to be given extra money from the customer? It's mad. I'm not playing that stupid game.

@MayorRos @_2excel I'm glad it successfully landed rather than unsuccessfully landed.

The first large jet to arrive at DSA since its closure in 2022 has successfully landed, marking a major milestone in the project to reopen the site. @_2excel Boeing 727 landed for a short visit to the company’s facility in Doncaster, which currently employs around 200 people.

@KopFinest Who replaced Sticky Vicky, I'm talking of Benidorm not back street Blackpool?

What do Spaniards think to gaffs like Benidorm etc.? We don’t really have an equivalent in the UK and i’m interested.

@7hashtag7 I'm a winner of at least 8 points every month. I'm so lucky 😊

Anyone else with octopus energy? When you put your meter readings in at the end you can spin the wheel to win something,I’ve been with them for years,not once had it landed on win 🤷‍♂️😀

@Geniustechw Should have left them to piss/shit themselves.

French police swiftly unglued climate activists from the road. Do you think their actions were excessive?

@OldRoberts953 @WingsScotland It’s been mentioned twice in the last hour on Julia Hartley-Brewer show @JuliaHB1 on @TalkTV. She failed to mention the words “Rent boys” though.

It seems rather odd that the trial, beginning today, of these chaps for arson at Keir Starmer’s properties is not being reported by any media.

@ChrisArmst91185 It's the same as Test Match Special with cricket 🏏.

No wonder the #FACup is not considered to be what it once was, when its not on terrestrial tv to watch, as a kid I loved watching the semi finals on TV.

@joerichlaw @AllisonPearson @thetimes

BREAKING: Labour’s Minister for the Armed Forces Al Carns announces his intention to ‘miss’ key vote on Troubles prosecutions of British veteran soldiers (via @TheTimes) thetimes.com/uk/politics/ar…

@TheGriftReport Not even with a stolen dick.

How many pints?

@ScotNational Did it 🤷

Activists have gathered for a pro-independence march in Glasgow 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 The demonstration, organised by All Under One Banner, took place in Glasgow city centre on Saturday afternoon

@ukwip @GregMulholland1 It can’t be bad as she’s smiling 😊

@GregMulholland1 I’m desperate to know what’s wrong with her husband “ even with your conditions “ 🫪

I can’t be the only person in the country who wouldn’t ever consider getting travel insurance through All Clear simply because of how shit these two are at acting! 😨

@higgyboson They’re not fines or parking tickets.

Where I live in Devon we have a retail park with a Halfords, Pavers (shoes) and Matalan. The stores share a car park. There are always loads of spaces. A small area of grass seperates the car park from a Starbucks and a Greggs. It's just a few feet wide. If you park in the Halfords/Pavers/Matalan car park to shop in any of them and then walk across the grass area to Starbucks or Greggs you will get a parking ticket. Even if you spend £1,000 on a bike in Halfords you'll get a fine if you then walk to Greggs to buy a sausage roll. Utterly ridiculous.