The Portly Orc

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The Portly Orc

The Portly Orc

@AcordDave

Chef to the worlds finest villains and dark hordes. Gave up on using reason. Now I just point and laugh. Don’t post much but I’ll follow back if you wanna.

Mordor, Home of Lidless Eye Katılım Haziran 2020
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Ks@Ksaktweets·
@iAnonPatriot Yes. I don’t want AI to write poetry, songs, and make art. I want AI to do my laundry and cleaning so that I can make poetry, songs, and art.
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American AF 🇺🇸@iAnonPatriot·
Be honest, Are yall buying one of these if it does chores around the house..??
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Elon Musk@elonmusk·
The same people
Nick Knipe@kniborg

@KirkLubimov Straight from Hayek's road to serfdom. If you want big gov b/c you don't like the sociopaths running big corporations, just wait until you centralize the power into a single source (gov), and discover who gravitates there and ends up on top.

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MAZE@mazemoore·
Even after Biden's disastrous debate, after the entire country saw that he was unfit for office, Hakeem Jeffries continued to support Biden for re-election. Now that Trump is in office, Jeffries is concerned about the President's health and fitness for office.
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Giga Based Dad@GigaBasedDad·
What's the worst thing you learned in Public School?
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The Portly Orc@AcordDave·
@yesnicksearcy I wonder how many actually believe the tripe they spew or do they know if they don’t it will be hard to get work. Brilliant actor James Woods all but disappeared from the screen. The hottest name in Hollywood in the 90s. So many great movies. But he refused to bend the knee.
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Stand Up For Truth 🇺🇸
Stand Up For Truth 🇺🇸@StandUpForFact·
The House just voted to KEEP FUNDING NED, an NGO called "National Endowment for Democracy," defeating an amendment pushed by Elon Musk, Mike Benz, Rep. Eli Crane and others 81 REPUBLICANS joined Democrats. Final vote: 127-291. Trump tried to defund NED, but was stopped Eli Crane describes NED as a "contributor to global censorship campaigns and domestic propaganda" Unreal. Two good measures were defeated in the House today. Thoughts......??👀 Would be a shame if this went Viral on 𝕏 !!👌
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The Portly Orc@AcordDave·
@BrandonStraka @Timcast $900 + a month for insurance that, unless it’s catastrophic, won’t pay for squat. Then, a kick in the teeth discovering it’s less if you cash. But the guy that’s never contributed shit to society can go to the hospital get the same treatment and not be responsible for a dime.
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Brandon Straka #WalkAway
Brandon Straka #WalkAway@BrandonStraka·
A mother earning $60K says she can’t afford her daughter’s medical care—but would qualify for assistance if she earned less. She says the system punishes those trying to stay afloat.
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The Portly Orc@AcordDave·
@ImMeme0 They don’t understand that money cannot simply appear. They don’t understand that an unlimited supply of money means it’s worthless. They believe money and resources can be replaced by simple will. So why not spend on whatever feels good? It’s a basis of liberal thinking.
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I Meme Therefore I Am 🇺🇸
Woman tells black people that it’s acceptable for illegal immigrants to take their jobs and resources in the U.S. because of the historical sins of the American government, but of course, she never mentions that our country is the top nation sending billions in aid around the world. Why do people on the left, whether they are black, Latino, or white, just hate other Americans?
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Miles Commodore@miles_commodore·
A cat on a hot tin roof. Let the cat out of the bag. There is more than one way to skin a cat. Why are so many old sayings so violent towards cats? 🤔
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The Portly Orc@AcordDave·
@TonyLaneNV I ain’t paying 30% for someone to drop a plate in front of me, refill my tea glass once and chase to get my check. 20% is bullshit. But, I’ll give that if I don’t have to ask for the stuff above. I don’t want ‘em to starve, but I didn’t take ‘em to raise.
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Tony Lane 🇺🇸
Tony Lane 🇺🇸@TonyLaneNV·
Some say people still need a lesson in tipping. Others say it’s just common sense. Are you a good tipper regardless of service? ⬇️ 🇺🇸
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The Portly Orc@AcordDave·
@ComfortablySmug Their main argument is to say “fuck” a multiple times or become obsessed with the man’s penis. It’s really weird.
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Comfortably Smug@ComfortablySmug·
Democrat Susie Lee sharing her thoughts after 1:00am.
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PETA@peta·
Every steak had a heartbeat.
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