Doug Kenney 🇺🇸

Jason Alexander 😂 Tyler Perry 🤣🤣

May The 4th Be With You - A Sting Cut

@TONYxTWO Figured it was mom yelling "Bobby! Get home now! I'm not playing! Get your ass home NOW!! Ok, that's it! Let's go!!"

Crazy Karen in Washington State drives onto the sidewalk and tries to run over a kid on a bike The police were called and she was arrested later This is insane! Wtaf is wrong with these people??

@Harriwxu3 Sounds exciting.

She Realized Her Safety Harness Was Loose Seconds Before The Ride Started And Her Reaction Says Everything 😨

@atensnut The 67 master.

These hand gestures are unbelievably ridiculous. Gavin has absolutely no self awareness.

@nettermike At least they're not becoming a monopoly.

JetBlue just pulled the ultimate power move. Hours after Spirit Airlines went dark, JetBlue swooped into South Florida with a full-blown rescue mission—and they're not playing small. Here's the breakdown: $99 rescue fares for anyone holding a valid Spirit ticket. Same route, same dates, just call 1-800-JETBLUE. Flying Fort Lauderdale to San Juan? Blue Basic is capped at $299 through May 8. But that's just the warm-up. JetBlue is exploding at Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood International—adding 11 brand new cities, extra flights on existing routes, and pushing nearly 130 daily departures this summer. That's a 75%+ jump from last year and their biggest FLL operation EVER. CEO Joanna Geraghty put it plainly: "South Florida is a key market... we're stepping up, adding service, and keeping fares competitive." (Translation: we're taking over.) Fun fact? Fort Lauderdale was JetBlue's very first destination back in 2000. Now they're reclaiming it after Spirit held 27% of that market. Oh, and they're not leaving Spirit's crew behind either—jumpseat access for two weeks and job interviews for qualified staff. This is how you turn a market collapse into a masterclass. 👇

@abbynormal65 @ATXVideos @UnderhillVicky Bring back shaming. Maybe he'd at least go in the bushes.

@ATXVideos @UnderhillVicky Maybe if the state provided more resources for mental health things would be different. Would you make fun of him if you knew that he’s a veteran with undiagnosed PTSD?

Austin has become a literal shitshow.

@alphafox Not so simple drunk.

Drop your keys in muddy water? Here’s a solution:

@HistorianUSA1 She probably bought her timeshare because the salesman told her it was like a co-op.

This leftist has a solution over Spirit Airlines being bankrupt: Quick, everyone throw in $50 so we can turn it into a ‘people’s co-op airline’ run by vibes and group chats. Next flight: delayed 6 hours because the pilot’s having a ‘manifestation circle’ with the crew, and the snacks are now crystal-infused kale chips. ‘Age of Aquariu?’ Nah – this is just Aquarius season for broke people who think collective ownership fixes 37-minute boarding times and mystery fees. Power to the people… until someone forgets to fuel the plane because Mercury was in retrograde. I’d rather walk to Florida. 🛫💀

@BraedenSorbo If only she'd asked for his supervisor she could have had the whole situation dismissed. 🙄

Black women show us how to turn a traffic stop into jail time in under 3 minutes

Elizabeth Warren did everything she could to kill the Spirit Airlines merger. Now she blames Trump for it’s collapse

@Ersin0X To be fair, sometimes when you're stoned the obvious isn't obvious.

You don’t realize how important basic skills are… until you see this 😅

Good news criminal dirtbags, the city of Ann Arbor, Michigan is removing all of their Neighborhood Watch signs in an effort to be more welcoming and equitable, so I guess they’re open for business.

@KCOnTheRadio Good - now they won't know they're being watched. I hope residents take a more active part in calling the police on people they don't recognize since there's no more passive protection.

🚨 MUST WATCH: Johnny Carson (a Democrat) opens the 1981 Oscars, a day after the assassination attempt on President Reagan, with genuine class and respect. The entire liberal Hollywood crowd erupts in applause. Today? Jimmy Kimmel jokes about Melania Trump becoming a widow.

@GOP_is_Gutless They all look like the kind of people that would drink that swill. Have you seen the "flavors" they carry? It's like they're trying to be a local-brew/ben&jerry-fusion beer.

🚨 SICK BASTARD — Wisconsin Democrat brewery owner celebrates FAILED Trump assassination attempt. Just hours after shots rang out at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner — with President Trump, Melania, JD Vance & Cabinet rushed to safety — Minocqua Brewing Co. owner Kirk Bangstad posted: “Well, we almost got #freebeerday… Resistance needs better marksmanship.” He then dusted off their vile “free beer all day the day he dies” promo. Post now deleted. This is beyond disgusting. Openly cheering political violence against a sitting President should get your business shut down and Secret Service at your door. Boycott Minocqua Brewing. Revoke their licenses. These people are unhinged. 🇺🇸 Repost if you agree.

@dom_lucre Outta Breath

🔥🚨DEVELOPING: This rapper has been going viral after thousands of social media users started debating on what her “Rap Name” should be after she appeared in this video.

@CLAYLAVLS @EricLDaugh True - it backs up the left can't meme claims.

@EricLDaugh This is more historic.

🚨 JUST IN: HISTORIC PHOTO released where at 10:15PM, President Donald Trump rushes into the Oval Office after an assassination attempt — analyzing intel on what happened Flanked by Marco Rubio, Pete Hegseth, JD Vance, Stephen Miller and more Goes hard. American history 🔥🔥🇺🇸 📸 @DanScavino

@shawnhaley33 @libsoftiktok I hold the people I entrust my children to in a higher standard.

@WallStreetApes Looks about right.

This is how some hotels prepare eggs in America - The eggs come in large plastic bags - The plastic bags are inserted into the microwave and heated - Once heated the eggs are cut from the plastic and put onto a tray - Then a took is used to separate the solid piece of eggs into scrambled eggs Cooking this way introduces microplastics and nanoplastics into the eggs Heating plastic bags containing food in a microwave significantly increases the release of tiny plastic particles into the contents Studies show that microwaving plastic containers or pouches, even those labeled “microwave-safe,” releases millions of microplastics and billions of nanoplastics per square centimeter in just a few minutes