concepts of a plan Gruer

I don't have a soundcloud but if you like #rstats and The Good Place there is this: github.com/adam-gruer/goo…

@fesshole Buy a dog suit?

Wife wants to get a dog cam to see what our dog gets up to when we're at work. This is a huge issue. Wife thinks I work Mon-Fri. But I stopped working fridays two years ago. On fridays I pretend to go to work in the morning & come back home once she has left. What should I do?

AI has brought back waiting for computer results.

@danderfield Just hope no one gets injured

It’s a point of contention if today is a “real” celebration or just a money grabbing scheme from big corporations but I don’t care. I’m excited to watch State of Origin tonight and I don’t care if you don’t think it’s real football x

@cranky_and @binchbus @Brocklesnitch Seven+

@binchbus @Brocklesnitch Where is that streaming?

i need a really engaging thriller or mystery tv show to watch. but not too smart im on holiday. something that whirs my brain along with cliffhangers and such. nothing with heaps of seasons im looking for a fling

@stone1_matthew John Ralph number 1 by miles

Unlikeable people in AFL media 25 power rankings; 1. Andy Maher Undisputed king of this division. 2. Damian Barrett If you’re going to wind people up, at least be funny. 3. Caroline Wilson 4. Sam McClure Tolerable on tradies. 5. Kane Cornes I don’t mind him, but I get it.

DeGoey built for finals football #AFLCrowsPies

Hot pies #AFLCrowsPies

Booing Isaac quaynor is an interesting choice #AFLCrowsPies

I asked my son what he learned at school today. He said he learned "White men like Bose, Asian men like Sony and African men like Yamaha." I kneeling down I put my hand on his shoulder and said, son those are all stereo types...

A thread of thoughts after seeing "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" for the first time in decades: First, it is a deceptively simple film. Much more than a "teen movie", it is a fascinating symbolic representation of masculine psychological development.

@DwaynesWorldSEN @1116sen @westernbulldogs Should have a home final against any club even if it is a Collingwood etc

POLL | Should the @westernbulldogs be able to host a home final at Marvel Stadium if they are playing the likes of Gold Coast?

@caitiedelaney How depressed will I be if my AI friends fall out with me?

actually if you only have 3 friends and you “have demand” for 15 all you have to do is show this video to any random person on the street and laugh at Mark Zuckerberg’s stupid idea together. Boom new lifelong friend

Jamie 🖤🤍 #AFLLionsPies

@AdamBandt Each and every labour voter can direct their preference to whoever they choose when they fill out their ballot paper

Labor has done a dirty deal with the Liberals to not preference the Greens in Macnamara. This now risks the Liberals winning the seat, and bringing Dutton one step closer to the Lodge. Labor voters will be furious they are helping Dutton with preferences.

Thank god the bakery had one vulva meringue pie left

@AmyRemeikis Don’t you just have an early knock off?

I have just been told that people from Melbourne are not familiar with the term 'early mark'. Two people have backed this. Am I insane, or is 'early mark' universal

We are cooked.

Slides from my talk at the #ShinyConf2025 are online : speakerdeck.com/colinfay/beyon…

Pound for pound. Sydney supporters are the most clueless fandom in the league #AFLPiesSwans

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