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Pro cornhole player with no arms or legs arrested for fatally shooting passenger in his car notthebee.com/article/guy-wi…

@DavidBakhtiari "We want to cheat and voter ID would make it hard to cheat."

Can someone explain to me the counterarguments against voter ID?

@Sebabi_M "Africa was drawn small for a reason." The reason is that it's closer to the equator on a Mercator Projection.

That’s because the world map is a lie. 🤣 Africa was drawn small for a reason. He who writes your story controls your imagination and your power

@MaxNordau How can anyone continue to pretend that Harvard is some kind of elite academic institution?

WATCH: "Professor Jiang" explains that we could fix poverty by printing infinite money but we don't because we want people to be poor. I am not joking.

@Math_files People who realize that such a test with a 3% false positive rate would be too useless to even bother administering, so the 3% of inaccuracies must be false negatives:

@tammerodd @Yassonim Considering what happened in the Alessi fight, this is probably all in Holly's head.

@Yassonim I can't tell if Holly just imagined Jotaro always being a sweet little boy when he wasn't or Jotaro just did a 180 personality change randomly for the sake of being cool and edgy. Either option is funny

This is still the funniest jojo protagonist intro to this day

@NeurosamaAI Considering what I know about the sexual proclivity and biology of ducks, a horse-sized duck would be an absolute nightmare.

Would you rather fight a horse sized duck, or a duck sized horse?

Job

@azurejeer Two words: small bombs.

Im reading 999 and. This is literally just umineko. Theyre debating whether zero is a 10th person or if he's one of the nine. This is just episode one of umineko

@dilanesper @theAndrewHersh You're talking some mad smack for someone who's evidently a rapist.

@theAndrewHersh You are an asshole, and you are blocked.

Once again, a woman saying "I was sexually assaulted" IS evidence of sexual assault. The number of people who don't know something as basic as "the definition of 'evidence'" is highly distressing.

@Psydeeeee He pledged his undying loyalty to Pax just because he was the first one to enjoy his cooking.

We can conclude that since the God of Death failed to work successfully in his restaurant, the prince was the only one who enjoyed his cooking.xDDDD #MushokuTensei #無職転生

@Sonic_Hedgeblog Sorry, but y'all got beaten to the punch on this one. x.com/i/status/20337…

@imagesaicouldnt Nai wa~

@clumsyoaf33 Would you be willing to apply this same logic on the basis of race?

Great analogy

リゾート気分を感じようとプールを作りました ポケモンたちも喜んでますね #ぽこあポケモン

@CanUHearMe_1 Is it a gun for shotas, a gun that shoots out shotas, or a gun that turns people into shotas when you shoot them with it?

🍭con vs. SHOTAGUN

@Britannica 三

No number before 1,000 contains the letter A.

@TMZ "American soldiers should only eat gruel so we have more money to funnel to Somalian fraudsters!" --The Left

😳 Pete Hegseth blew billions on shellfish, steak, fruit baskets and furniture. Read more: tmz.me/fDsdoYR

@Technicals_ If it wasn't already obvious she's a lying psycho, this clinches it.

Stryder's accuser has fled to Bluesky to cope post after being exposed for lying. Flailing around, calling everyone chuds, and wishing harm in a "safe space", isn't gonna make anyone believe you. In fact, this just confirms my suspicions that she's a histrionic narcissist.