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@hell_line0 You go right to a patio? Do you know how difficult it is as a single person to just build a patio? Atleast start with something a little more manageable if you're going to make an example. Thats like you would need a literal pro contractor for a husband for a quality patio.

Sure, having a man who’s 6’2” and wealthy is cool but you know who really won the husband lottery? The women whose husbands can build things from scratch. Imagine telling your husband, “Babe, we need a new patio,” and he says, “Okay, I can build that.” Those women truly won in life, and no one will ever convince me otherwise.

@DiddlyDonger I know my oral is better than a toy. But actual sex is way harder to get a woman to finish when she uses toys too heavily.

As an avid sex toy enthusiast and proud owner of around 50 different toys, I can confirm that no device can ever measure up to the human tongue and 2 finger combo. You can rest easy fellas, plastic will not replace you.

@calajms "The ole ball and chain" is actually the most endearing thing I can call her when talking to others.

i strongly dislike people who call their girlfriend their bitch

@sley_Xk Just broke things off with a girl last night. We only went on 2 dates but in person she was everything I could want. But in the background there were just too many red flags and issues and bad traits. I knew once the honeymoon phase was over we'd never make it so I ended it.

y'all ever dated someone and liked them but knew deep down like this is not my forever person fr

@MonicaMAlmaguer Many men feel a lot of pressure to make a woman finish before they do. If I finish before a woman I feel like I didnt do my job. But its natural for a man to finish first. So we try our best to get them there quickly at least the first round. Many men have this anxiety

Listen....what is up with this desire to end things quickly? If it's really, really good don't you want to keep it going longer?

@aurora_f Its not hard to wash dishes. It just sucks.

When I was assistant manager at Denny’s, our dishwasher called in sick one time and we couldn’t find another to cover so I had to do the dishes and it was so hard and unpleasant and they should pay dishwashers one million dollars

@SarAllyce I mean I dont think they all are. I'm aware of my own shortcomings. It just feels like a lot of women arent aware of their own and so they shoot way above their natural pecking order when it comes to finding a partner.

Well based on the responses yesterday I think I’ve figured out the real reason why people aren’t getting married & It’s not that women are “choosing careers over marriage.” it’s that Men don’t want to get married because they think modern women are fat insufferable bitches with nothing to offer. Glad we got to the bottom of this & thank u to all who contributed. Case closed :)

@RealDianeYap If you dont have sex then you're not perfect in every way.

Read the comments. It’s eye-opening. You can be perfect in every other way but men still won’t want you unless they get sex.

@evanwch I've done both. Kissed without asking and asking first. Honestly I get positive reactions to both and never been denied for either. But I've also been told I'm a really good kisser so it might also depend how good the kiss actually is.

I remember the first time I realized how everyday men must have felt during the “Me Too” movement I was on a tinder date when a guy asked permission to kiss me. It was the first time in my life anyone had ever done that and it completely turned me off It was also the first time I noticed how the politics of “Me Too” had seeped into my personal life, how men’s natural behavior had started to shift, shaped by fear “I don’t want to get in trouble,” he said, after noticing my reaction. “Have you seen the news?” This was right after Alyssa Milano asked people to reply “Me Too” if they had experienced sexual harassment or assault. The hashtag was everywhere. Suddenly unavoidable Women don’t understand how the excesses of Me Too have done REAL damage. They’ve made normal interactions between men and women impossible, they’ve made all men marked as “predators” for normal behavior, and it’s turned all women into helpless victims with no agency It’s time we #MuteMeToo

@brownbanner_jr @lxraa444 Call me

@lxraa444 i need a fellow pervert bc tbh all i think about is sex and pokemon

hot take: if my bf watches porn in a relationship he’s single

@lxraa444 Women say this and then sexually neglect their men

@DiversityHire I'm a young millenial and have been working on retirement for atleast a decade now. A ton of people in my generation have not been preparing and arent even considering it. They're going to be so fucked.

Society ain't "collapsing" so y'all might as well get them 401k's popping. The world is going to still be here and things will only be more expensive

@DeanTTraining Air fried sweet potatoes daily for me

I decided the other day I don’t think I’m ever eating French Fries again in my life My air fryer home cooked potatoes taste exactly like them when I toss a little bit of ketchup on Borderline indistinguishable despite being a fraction of the calories Why bother with Fries???

@Miss_Gattara @Cr7Godbrand It definitely does happen and I dont need to defend my bedroom skills to some rando vibrator lover on the internet. She was the only one I've ever not been able to get over the finish line and she was the only one that would jackhammer herself to 10 consecutive orgasms daily.

@Af82003 @Cr7Godbrand Eso no pasa. Solo acepta que follas mal.

Porn is dangerous to men. Yet women have a variety of jump-start vibrator cables to jumpstart their coochies, get married, and then complain their husband doesn't make her orgasm because he is bad in bed. They will stop having sex with their husbands because it's not enjoyable anymore. The feeling is gone because of too much vibrator use

@TexasTamieK They are bad people

I’ve got 6-7 liberal friends. We speak on the phone 3-4 times a week. Every week. We text daily. We are close friends and have been for 20+ years. When Trump does something that puts the libs hair on fire, they go silent. No contact for days. This time it’s been over a week. All of them.

@Chizitere_xyz Then why cant you see shitty men

Women have a deeply ingrained, almost biological radar for subtle aggression that men are entirely blind to. We size each other up in milliseconds. We know exactly what a specific tone means, we notice the micro-expressions, and we know exactly when another woman's "compliment" is actually an insult. Men think women are just being "catty" or paranoid, but it’s actually a highly evolved threat assessment. We can spot a woman with bad intentions from across the room, even while she is smiling.

@KyleRayWed @ronin21btc Not this millenial

@ronin21btc Millennials were raised by Gen X.

Waking up to the fact boomers were awful at being parents

@Constance6968 @dietrichBonh @jarvis_best 1% body weight per week is normal and safe. 1 pound is not rapid for someone who weighs 200 pounds.

@dietrichBonh @jarvis_best that's actually rapid weight loss... normal pace is about 1 lb per week

I love Ozempic. I’m so happy. You guys have no idea what it’s like to walk around just being normal and not wanting to put everything you see into your mouth.

@jarvis_best I want to eat everything I see. But I dont because I have some self control. Grow up and learn to live without the help of a drug.

@kaileesi_ @Cr7Godbrand Personal experience. Women who regularly go hard with vibrators are so hard to make orgasm its almost impossible. When I go down on one its very easy to tell wether they use one or not.

@Cr7Godbrand I assume you have scientific evidence to back up this claim that women who use vibrators regularly lose feeling in their clitoris after a while? Actually, I assume you dont. Because men make shit up all of the time when it comes to women.