Keiran Smith

@ubereats_uk you are fucking useless. Driver picked up orders for other apps, my food is freezing cold, he doesn’t use an insulated bag (see orders on his seat) and he spilled coffee all over it. Why transfer me to “merchant issues only”. This is simple to resolve. Not to mention it’s 15 minutes arguing with the worlds worst chat bot #UberFail #SuckySupport

hey @AnthropicAI my Documents folder is a symlink to a folder on an external drive, Why cant co-work access external drives? Thats a significant limitation.

there's an AWS outage in me-central-1 because it got bombed

brotherFromAnotherMother redd.it/1rh4oe3

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When you use google translate to acquire urgent painkillers in a pharmacy and they hand you a box. Say “strong” and then when you ask how many to take you get back “as you like” 😂😂 Okie dokie 👍🏼

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Hey @AmazonUK how is this a valid proof of delivery

Bluetooth was invented in 1994. Please use it, because the rest of the carriage really doesn't need to know what Sandra said. 🎧

Bushman at @UberEats support isn’t the sharpest knife in the drawer. Apparently I’ve to call the restaurant about an order they don’t know about. The cancel options take me to an AI chatbot that connected me to this clown #Uber #UberEats #SupportFail

If this was any other manufacturer the headline would have been Car crashed into tree not "@Tesla crashes into tree" @SkyNews do better and stop spreading hate. I've never seen a heading "after Vauxhall crashes into tree" #ShitJournalism #CarCrash #TeslaHate news.sky.com/story/two-teen…

It’s bad enough that @Morrisons charge 40p for a paper bag that doesn’t last if they get slightly damp. Their Livingston Store only has £2.50 reusable bags most of the time. Their bag charge was brought in and most companies donated it to charity at most 10p. Now it’s all for the profit. #Robbed #DaylightRobbey #Disgraceful

@bethesda How lazy are your graphics guys #Fallout76 @Fallout #Graphics #BurningSprings

@SICK_de @MITREcorp Thanks for updating me and retracting the CVE entry :) Keep fighting the good fight

@AffixSec @MITREcorp Hello Keiran Smit (@AffixSec), Thank you for bringing this to our attention! You are absolutely right, CVE-2025-10561 was created in error. Using an End-of-Life OS is a CWE-1104 issue, not a separate CVE. We’ve rejected the CVE and published a clarification. @MITREcorp

Hey @SICK_de @MITREcorp cve.org/CVERecord?id=C… "4.1.13 The state of a Product being EOL, by itself, MUST NOT be determined to be a Vulnerability."

Hey @Infoblox how many god damn times do I need to unsubscribe from your newsletter #StopSpam #Spam #Unsolicited

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Welp @PayPal you stopped me being able to spend money yesterday then perm deactivate my account after 15 years. Fuck you and any provider that forces me to use your shitty services. You say you couldn’t verify anything, you never asked for any ID or anything. You didn’t give me an opportunity to provide any documentation. #FuckPayPal #PermBan #PayPal #PayPalSucks