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Eric Nielsen
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Eric Nielsen
@Agent000Dotcom
Reformed. Baptist. Man behind the curtain at Iron Sharpens Iron Radio. Influencer of the tens of people who follow me on X.
Mahomet, IL Katılım Eylül 2018
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Today @duolingo taught me how to say "Most of my friends are gays and lesbians" in Spanish.
It has never taught me to say, "Most of my friends are Bible-believing Christians."
Which is statistically likelier to be useful?
What drives this obsession of theirs?
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@DaleStarkA10 "Raising a child to age 18 costs 10 zillionty.... NO, wait... it costs 20 zillionty --TIMES 5-- dollars to raise a child."
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I subconsciously bought into this anti-natalist propaganda when I was younger and decided two kids was enough. Now I’m wishing we had at least four or five.
My advice is don’t worry about the costs, God always provides. Be fruitful and multiply.
Breaking911@Breaking911
Raising a child to age 18 now costs more than $303,000—a staggering 27.8% increase since 2023.
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Eric Nielsen retweetledi
"No, if this were socialism you'd be chopping up these five loaves and two fish into 5,000 tiny little pieces."
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With the merciful you show yourself merciful;
with the blameless man you show yourself blameless;
with the purified you show yourself pure;
and with the crooked you make yourself seem tortuous.
Psalm 18:25-26, ESV
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Everyone speculates about @Tesla merging someday with @SpaceX, but the real money is on a @Tesla merger with @boringcompany.
Elon Musk@elonmusk
Boring away
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@gmk_julie If you were willing to go more "frugal" than "pithy", you could try to get a sponsorship.
i.e. "The Chik-fil-A Julie Memorial"
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@Agent000Dotcom thanks Eric. Any ideas for a pithy epitaph?
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well neat. I mention needing more grannies to follow and now I'm getting ads for headstones
Julie_married_to_Thomas_but_not_a_Thomist@gmk_julie
Ok. I got my 10. Now give me 10 no-nonsense sassy grannies in their gardening era to follow.
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@gmk_julie @Agent000Dotcom Here lies Julie,
still correct,
just quieter about it.
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Apparently, there are a lot of folks I have to explain this joke to. 🤦🏻♂️
Chris Hohnholz@Chris_Hohnholz
Next time someone says, “OK, boomer!” 🤣
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In victory or defeat, Jesus gets the praise.
Illinois’ Ben Humrichous pointed to the grace of God after a loss to UConn Saturday night.
"When the buzzer sounded all I wanted to say was praise God for the gift that this was”
@BHumrichous
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@Pastor_Gabe "I would like to invite you all to the upcoming birch-planting conference to be held at the First Baptist Birch."
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My autocorrect always changes church to “birch.”
Every time.
I don’t think I’ve texted the word “birch” before ever. What does this thing have against church?
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@Chris_Hohnholz For some reason, my AI assistant reads all of your articles in the voice of Forrest Gump.
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I don’t know how it got set up, but apparently my articles now have a AI voiceover so you can just play it and listen. I had no idea this was now a thing. 😳🤣
Chris Hohnholz@Chris_Hohnholz
It is a sad reality that godly women who want to share the things of God in the public arena will face ridicule and scorn from professing Christian men who misuse Scripture to silence them. It is time to end that twisting of Scripture. (See link below)
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@ImJimR87 Agreed--but I think that Michigan/Arizona game is going to be something to see.
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@JoshDaws @kalezelden I would like a well-programmed robot to get books off the shelf and bring them to me.
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How is a book, or even a shelf of books, different from having access to a well-programmed robot?
Curious as to what folks think.
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@GrizzledTexan @davepl1968 Or for the self-aware Roblox game.
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@davepl1968 My 9 year old wrote a Roblox game that became self aware and will enslave humanity on his behalf within months. We're all going to be working for him.
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Well, my 12-year-old wrote a Linux device driver that caused a core dump on the school’s grading system.
Maybe with Python experience, a Chief of Memes position will open up and your child can work for my child ;-)
Peter Hague@peterrhague
My 12 year old spontaneously writes Python when he is bored, so your TikTok addict kid is going to end up working for him.
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@D_B_Harrison @podcast_just @virgilwalker Every day I have to wait for the next Just Thinking podcast to drop, I am a victim of forced patience.
I AM BEING VICTIMIZED, PEOPLE.
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@ThoennegDuane "...and if you're voting Democrat, remember to vote at each of these alternate polling places while you are there."
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OK. I cast the first vote. Now everyone else vote the opposite of what I did.
Dead Men Walking Podcast@RealDMWPodcast
Best Reformed Podcast Final Vote for the Champion! 24 HOUR VOTE! @tomascol vs @YourCalvinist 🧵⬇️
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