
Colby Ahern
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@Top100Rick What's your 7 iron loft and spin rate? That and he can probably step on an iron and get 10 more yards out of it, but has no reason to. Most amateurs are hitting their irons at about the limit of their distance.
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@FixUrBallMark I have Colombia rain pants and an Adidas short sleeve rain shirt, works for me. Cheap long sleeve jackets feel too restrictive and I'm not paying hundreds for rain gear. I forget it in the car most of the time anyways, lol
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@EliasGravesLit your mother was also probably hit across the back with a belt when she talked back to her parents and was spanked at school. the world is a little different, man. things change. did you eat lard sandwiches and live in a dirt floor shack with no electricity?
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@ThatGoblinGuyXY you're replying to an Indian man. stop giving them engagement
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Sorry, sweetheart. You ladies were artificially pushed by the government into 52% of the workforce.
You're the breadwinners now. Take some responsibility and act like it.
Time to woman up and marry that guy working part time at Burger King and let him stay home and take care of the house. The same way men have been doing for women for.....eternity?
I know personally, I could have all the housework you women call slavery done in under 2 hours and have the rest of my day to play video games or possibly cheat with the UPS delivery girl or door dash girl. Like you ladies have been doing for.....eternity?
Divya@MasalaMoodz
Girls, marry a rich guy or get ready to suffer, Men earning 50k can barely survive after paying their own bills so expecting a good life from them is just self-destruction.
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@TDM_Jesus I keep seeing people say this, but the only knives I would consider spending money on are almost completely stagnant in price since the trade up update
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@Conley76 this is a *bad* target golf hole and people are going to allow them to get away with it because the course conditions are good and it's kinda pretty
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See, this would be fine if you take out either the tree or the bunker, but having both of them having to be shaped around from the fairway is bad design, IMO
Tappy Gilmore@HappysBurner
Love it when you have to make a shot 145 in and had to hit a low hook to this pin
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@CrusaderWatch I was told in no uncertain terms that if I didn't enroll in college, I would have no financial support and would not be welcome to live at home the day I turned 18.
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Bears repeating a million times over:
If you're under the age of ~35 and not obviously a mouth breathing retard, literally every adult figure in your life told you over and over again to go to college. Your parents, your teachers, your guidance counselors, everyone.
Lo-Ping@GamingAndPandas
@TheWysestone What mistake? Listening to the advice of our Boomer parents and doing what they told us?
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With no options left, a Venezuelan family living in Colorado walks into ICE custody, seeking to go back home denverpost.com/2026/05/24/col…
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@AhernColby @Astraeajustice1 The M16 is SSA, burst didn’t make it in to military adoption until the A2.
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@ARtweaker @Astraeajustice1 Ok if we're talking about the Air Force M16 that also didn't have 3 round burst, so it's not an M16 either
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@AhernColby @Astraeajustice1 Similar functioning but the A1 standards are different from the parent rifle. The primary difference is the addition of the forward assist.
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@Drexelawbd @FertigNeverDies Ah, the classic response. Really winning when you have to go for that one.
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@AhernColby @FertigNeverDies Keep whining maybe that’ll make a difference. Or cry I’m sure that’ll work. It worked when you were toddlers right?
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Motherfuckers out here acting like a good portion of Gen-X wasn't eating PB&J and government cheese growing up.
And Ramen noodles in our 20s...
Raven@raven_brah
Boomers seem to forget that fast food used to be a normal, everyday expense for them because it was affordable. You could get a burger easily on minimum wage, it wasn’t some fancy treat you had once a year as a reward for pulling yourself up by your bootstraps.
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@Drexelawbd @FertigNeverDies Median home price in 1975 was 2.5x median household income. Median home price in 2025 was 6x median household income. Thanks for chiming in!
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@AhernColby @FertigNeverDies @WebbDan78442 No, because not one single person believes that, including you.
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@FertigNeverDies @Recursion_Agent @WebbDan78442 Ever occur to you that I remove followers all the time because I don't need them for validation and don't want a big account? Thanks for reminding me to get rid of the bots though, haven't done it in a while
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@AhernColby @Recursion_Agent @WebbDan78442 Your account is 14 years old and you have 53 followers, most of which appear to be e-whores.
Ever occur to you that maybe you're just an insufferable prick who everyone hates?
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@AhernColby @WebbDan78442 @FertigNeverDies McDonald's didn't have free refills in the early/mid 90s, even though the practice began in the late eightied.
Keep showing your ass, dumbass.
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@FertigNeverDies @Recursion_Agent @WebbDan78442 If retards, liars, and assholes are ridiculing me, it must mean I'm doing something right.
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@AhernColby @Recursion_Agent @WebbDan78442 Don't you get tired of being mocked and ridiculed, loser?
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@Recursion_Agent @WebbDan78442 @FertigNeverDies "late 80s" well it's a good thing we're talking about 1995 dumbass. Anything else?
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@WebbDan78442 @AhernColby @FertigNeverDies No, they have not "always had free refills." That started in the late eighties. Some of their restaurants in the seventies used washable cups, too. The lowest price I recall for a cheeseburger was fifty cents.
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