Agent Smith

@JUST_KAWS Same.

Patiently waiting for the stock market to open up again on Monday

@KobeissiLetter Ground invasion coming??

PRESIDENT TRUMP ON IRAN: “Keep the oil, anyone?”

@DeItaone Did Iran receive new air defense weapons from Russia?

A SECOND AIR FORCE COMBAT PLANE CRASHED IN PERSIAN GULF REGION ON FRIDAY; THE LONE PILOT WAS RESCUED -NYT, CITING TWO U.S. OFFICIALSMEAST

@KobeissiLetter This war will escalate if Iran captures the Pilots!

BREAKING: A US C-130 and two UH-60 Black Hawk helicopters are currently flying at low altitude over Iran in what is being reported as a "search and rescue" mission for downed F-15E pilots.

@MarioNawfal It will escalate if Iran captures the pilots!

🚨🇺🇸🇮🇷 U.S. Air Force HC-130J Combat King II flying low over southern Iran It’s built to refuel rescue helicopters and pull people out of denied territory. Which means it’s a live recovery mission, inside hostile airspace, with the clock already running.

@GrindeOptions She marked the top 😆

Pam Bondi marks the bottom of the stock market.

@JoeTruzman The guy taking the video..

Footage of what has been described as an Iranian missile striking a military base in Joran in early March. --- It is difficult to say if the video is authentic but Jordan has been subjected to attacks during the war.

@KobeissiLetter Iranian president went LONG before his announcement 😁

Unprecedented algorithmic activity: Oil prices just fell -5% in 3 minutes after Iran's President said they are ready to end the war with "guarantees." Yet, the demanded "guarantees" are largely unknown right now. Over $1 trillion in market cap was driven by this headline in a matter of minutes as algorithms ran with the news. We expect to receive more details on these guarantees shortly. Turn on our post notifications at @KobeissiLetter to receive it first.

@Mr_Derivatives Let’s hope it holds!

What a bounce today.

Did this cause the pop we just had?

@Mr_Derivatives Fade the pop!

Did Trump just taco his own taco that taco’ed the previous 10 tacos that were untacoed? I can’t keep up anymore…

@burrytracker @Barchart Agreed

@Barchart Buying a stock that Buffet is underwater on is normally a sound strategy

BREAKING 🚨: UnitedHealth $UNH has now plunged all the way back below Warren Buffett's Berkshire Hathaway 2025 purchase price 📉💸

@JUST_KAWS Congrats!

BANG! Your boy is finally monetized! Thanks for all the love and support If you’re into stocks and crypto, you found the right page

@Mr_Derivatives Excuse me Mr. Heisenberg, are you initiating something here? Let me tell you something.. I’m already starting to get offended. 😬

Here’s the thing about Fintwit trolls in 99% of the occurrences: Trolls always initiate, but when you clap back, they almost always get offended. Like, my brother, you started it. So at least have the decency to take it too. Two can tango! With that said, not all trolling is an auto block. One that is well thought out and has substance and humor and is somewhat constructive. So like a smart troll post, is actually acceptable! Troll better!

Uh oh

@Mr_Derivatives Maybe Trump will start selling steaks again? 😄

I swear to God if this is another NFT/Crypto bullshit….

@TimeAtMode Any rattling in the interior or any annoying creeks? I just ordered one and haven’t seen much info about interior noises after 20k + miles

40,000 miles so far with CyberTruck. Have any questions for me? Go ahead and ask:

@ZaherTPI Nice!

My stats going into my first ever payout! Most of my impressions are generated from replies! So am not expecting anything at all. Maybe a $20 buck. 🤷 Looking forward, I will be super busy for the rest of the year, but I will still try to focus on my posts more than my replies! Let’s GOOOOOO 🚀 HOAH!

@WhiteHouse Gru in the White House!?

@HispanicHooah @WhiteHouse

@WhiteHouse Anyone see today who could this be. 🤔