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My dream is to take someone home, light a few candles, set the mood, then reveal that I am wearing Samantha Mumba's Dunnes underwear range

@VerizonSupport Hi, I was locked out of my account and received a temporary password by mail but it is saying I am still locked out of my account. What can I do?

@ChaseSupport Hi, can I deposit a check from a foreign bank account (payable in USD) via Chase QuickDeposit?

@himynameisaine @ANT2RA I would love to know if there is a single station that is deemed to have fewer than "many"

Think about it

@Phlickey Our IT ops department have taken to emailing me periodically asking if I could reboot my machine. It usually takes about three reminders before I consider the possibility. I can go 6 months without turning this bad boy off when left to my own devices

this but it's people who don't turn their computer off at least once every 24 hours

@himynameisaine Given the characters involved it does feel like this is a story specifically designed to attack you personally

@NathanStewartEU I made a little noise of anguish at this

@Phlickey What do you mean a prod release on Dec 23 is a bad idea

encountering a lot of broken services in production this week. please join me in petitioning industry leaders to enact a global embargo on production code changes until '23. your code already works. don't change it. #NoNewCodeTilChristmas

@neirbhiseach Spat coffee @ this

@NathanStewartEU who even has etc

@Phlickey “It works locally” is a sustainable and scalable philosophy and I won’t hear a word against it, now get in the rocket to go to the mars colony

@AisMullins "it's on prem kubernetes Michael, how many SRE's could it need? Four?"

Pretty sure this thing is going down in the next week

@ni_durkey Finally someone had the courage to say it

@himynameisaine This Ratatouille sequel looks awesome

@himynameisaine KYOSHI YES is my new mantra thx

@himynameisaine it is in the part of new york summer affectionately known as the devil's armpit, and yesterday i caught myself longing for flannel, folklore, and drinking tea all day. something is in the air

@himynameisaine Huge day for the parish

At the Ohio BMV trying to sneak into the background of peoples license photos

@neirbhiseach This type is so much better than the horseshoe type imo! You can tie it around yourself or the headrest and kinda lean against it. My credentials for this are flying 15+ times this year including the worlds longest flight (twice)

@neirbhiseach amazon.com/Travelrest-All…