Raider Greatness

He’s needs to get a refund asap

@jeffdotseth @DavePalet 💯

@AlDavis4Ever @DavePalet Southwest sucks. Complete mess each flight

Hey @DavePalet @jeffdotseth are we (hopefully) past the point of the Southwest stewardess rolling out her comedy routine during the safety schpiel??? I have a regular Elaine Boosler on my flight right now!

@BrianaRoseLee @wsfilms Has Kerry fucked and married her own brother too?

It's time @OliviaPopeHQ & @wsfilms ... Kerry Washington should play Ilhan Omar in the biopic. A young refugee fleeing civil war, immigrating to America, and then becoming one of the first Muslim women elected to Congress? Kerry has the fire, intelligence, resilience, and spirit to tell that story the way it deserves to be told.

@krassenstein @AOC This is actually a sample of water taken from your washing machine after your wife washes her panties.

SICKENING: AOC Just showed off the Georgia drinking water from Meta's AI Data Centers. Thank you @AOC: "This is the current drinking water in Morgan County, Georgia. Right after a data center was constructed, the metadata center was constructed, the only difference between the clean water and this was that data center. I have another one as well. So this wasn't just one well, these wasn't just one family's situation. This is what the drinking water now looks like next to that data center. And I think both of us can agree that neither one of these things are drinkable. These families now have to ship, in a rural area, have to ship water to their house in order to cook and bathe themselves."

@AdamKinzinger Did your wife see a noticeable difference when you injected her?

Just when you think we’ve hit the dumbest ideas already….

@DarrigoMelanie Like markers and crayons kids can use to draw women with penises?

Jeff Bezos paid $500M for his super-yacht and $75M for his super-yacht’s mini-yacht — both of which he’s allowed to write-off on his taxes. That alone would cover $180 in classroom supplies for every public school teacher in the U.S.

@keithellison @Vikings You look like the kid who gets to score a TD after both coaches agree to it before the game.

I'm available @vikings

@CAgovernor I changed @JenSiebelNewsom’s insides…

We cannot allow corruption to be normalized. We'll lose our country if we do. We NEED to stand up — we HAVE to be as ruthless. For things to change, WE NEED TO CHANGE.

@Serenitee_Sam I think we are all missing the bigger picture here. Let’s celebrate this large Bos Humanus getting up from her Grande Iced Carmel Macchiato w/4 pumps of classic, her double smoked ham, egg and cheese breakfast sandwich and 3 cake pops and actually exercising! You go, cow!

Watch this woman completely unravel before your eyes. Imagine demanding a private audience while putting on a main-character performance in a public parking lot. ​A masterclass in weaponized entitlement unfolded outside a local Starbucks when a woman in a pink sweater chose to escalate a completely lawful situation into a bizarre public spectacle. The individual went out of her way to confront a First Amendment auditor filming in public spaces, aggressively claiming her right to privacy while simultaneously creating the exact scene she claimed to despise. ​The legal realities here are simple and absolute: ​The Right to Record: Under the First Amendment, citizens have a firmly protected right to film and photograph in public areas, including sidewalks and public parking lots. There is no legal expectation of privacy when standing outdoors in plain view. ​The Assault Threat: In a desperate bid to shut down the cameras, the woman physically aggressively approached the auditors, prompting responding law enforcement to explicitly warn her that touching them or their equipment constitutes criminal assault. ​The "Citizen's Arrest" Delusion: Refusing to back down, she repeatedly demanded that officers initiate a citizen's arrest against the cameramen. The officers correctly and calmly explained that they cannot enforce the peace based on personal grievances, nor can they arrest people for exercising their constitutional rights. ​The situation reached its peak of absurdity when she shifted from citing fabricated local ordinances to shouting threats about the FBI, declaring she would have everyone convicted of a crime, before finally storming off. Ultimately, law enforcement stood their ground, refusing to cater to her demands. The auditors continued their lawful recording, leaving the woman with nothing but the viral spotlight she so desperately—and ironically—cultivated for herself.

Don’t let this go viral though.

@jeffdotseth Ooof, I wish!

Hey @AlDavis4Ever did you make this??

A fan at T-Mobile Park was sent to the ER after a vicious foul ball from the San Diego Padres cracked her in the skull.

@RepRobertGarcia @RepRaskin @RepJoeMorelle

President Trump, his family, and this Administration are profiting from pay-to-play schemes, accepting gifts from foreign and domestic actors alike. That's why I joined @RepRaskin and @RepJoeMorelle in introducing the Protecting Our Democracy Act to stop this blatant corruption.

California just spent $189 MILLION to give a “free” iPad to every inmate, even those on death row. The inmates were caught watching porn, sending nudes, & some were even caught grooming children😳 Officials say they can’t monitor 90,000 tablets. Ok, why did you pass them out?

Lives of children are more important than profits of gun manufacturers. Enough is enough. We’re taking a stand. House Democrats are sitting in the chamber to demand a vote on our common-sense gun violence prevention package to save innocent lives.

@OmarHamadD Ahahahahahahaha! I’ll beit Hamas, oops, I mean Palestine never fucks with Israel again!?!?

Not a single stone remains standing, nor a tree, nor a human being—Israel has completely annihilated my town, Beit Hanoun.

@VividProwess Right about here is where Aloha Snackbar’s #FAFO meter began to ping…

This video will never get old. A Muslim Palestinian woman tries to stab an Israeli soldier in Jerusalem, fails, and gets her ass kicked to the ground.

@GuntherEagleman Speaking of “shooting yourself”, @repwideload needs to shoot herself with about 66, 67 Ozempic bullets!

🚨 Minnesota Democrat Rep. Aisha Gomez just told Republican Rep. Elliott Engen to “go f*cking sht himself” during a deranged “sit-in” after their radical gun control bill got bodied. Let that sink in.

@jeffdotseth @jojotarantino Jojo, thanks so much. Gonna be great. You should invite a friend.

Hey @AlDavis4Ever! I talked to @jojotarantino. He said we can stay at his place for NYE and the bowl games and then he will host us as the Silver and Black punch his beloved Cardinals right in the eye! Thanks JoJo!!!