The wiser you are the more of your teeth count as wisdom teeth.
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Michael Shindler
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Absolutely shameful that we don't have a sort of pop mythology of the 'April Fool.' In a better culture, he'd make the Easter Bunny look like Punxsutawney Phil
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New poem's up at NER:
newenglishreview.org/articles/an-en…
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Overheard on the Metro: "When I go to Chipotle and they slop a ladleful of sour cream over my bowl, I think, 'How very wonderful and white, how very creamy!' Then I say, 'Cheese, please -- load it up!' And this completes my ecstasy."
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Eating an apple joyfully, munching, crunching, and so on, whinnying like a horse that has tasted eternity.
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When I get two likes on my low effort 3am post about eating heaps of chocolate and listening to mahler
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📸 Japanese Prime Minister Sanae Takaichi during the state dinner at the White House.
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Schindler, trundling around the DMV, face smeared with non GMO hellacious mud, visibly palpitating, scaring everyone.
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Hot take: the trader joe's dark chocolate coffee buzz bars were made in a lab somewhere to destroy me in particular.
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Hot take: the trader joe's dark chocolate coffee buzz bars were made in a lab somewhere to destroy me in particular.
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Roman engraved gemstone ring (Gold and Carnelian) with a man and his dog inset. Italy, circa 3rd century BC.
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Professional update: I won a visiting research fellowship 2026, to the Politics Department of @Princeton University, generously sponsored by the James @MadisonProgram, led by @McCormickProf. My research topic is: Township, Subsidiarity, Oikophilia: In Defence of the Local.
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The DC Metro blue line is truly the artery of global democracy
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Overheard on the Metro: "The problem with economic models is that they're built around homo economicus, when they should be built around hetero economicus."
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Overheard on the Metro: "The problem with economic models is that they're built around homo economicus, when they should be built around hetero economicus."
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