Alan Johnson

@Johnfis08605918 @BadRhinoUK Strictly Come Dancing call-up incoming

Some video this turned out to be 🤣 15 million views across my social media platforms and millions across other social media sites 🤣🤣 le bosh 🇫🇷 @BadRhinoUK

@PictonPedro Much rather be at ours (Lincoln) than that soulless hole

The EFL Championship is the best league on the planet 🌍

Partick Thistle and the Premiership playoffs… 2017/18 - relegated after losing playoff final 2021/22 - lose playoff quarter final 2022/23 - lose playoff final 2023/24 - lose playoff semi final 2024/25 - lose playoff semi final 2025/26 - lose playoff final Unbelievable.

@dan2220s Fingers crossed. They’re as bad as Lincoln at playoffs!

@AlanJohnson83 Play off final

For reasons unknown, my Dad used to take us on holiday to Maryhill in Glasgow. One time (97) Aston Villa were there playing Patrick Thistle (Collymore’s debut) so we went. I got the shirt and have looked out for The Jags’ results ever since. Still fits, kind of! #jags #ptfc

@talkSPORT Give it a rest. The whole thing wasn’t funny to begin with

Viral Man City fan responds to Martin Keown's bottle antics! 👀👍 #football #arsenal #mancity

@Cozza84 Throw in a lung and maybe

@AlanJohnson83 Would you accept two well-worn kidneys for the Admiral away shirt?

My Dad’s found all my old Imps shirts from when I was growing up! Some right classics including shorts and socks. Will post some of the others next time I’m there. Here’s 4 for now! #Imps

@Dlnorton150879 Not sure why I had both. I hated playing in goal!

@AlanJohnson83 Superb mate. Those keeper shirts are some of the rarest out there.

Round 2 of the retro Lincoln City shirt extravaganza. Enjoy Imps! #Imps

@WillStacey14 Jackson

Right Lincoln fans Who are Huddersfield taking from us this summer?

@AFrazzledScot Never liked him until today

Do you understand the aura and skill it takes to order in French, in Paris, and have the waiter not immediately revert to English? This is like when Ronaldinho had the Bernabeu on its feet applauding him. Truly the greatest to ever do it.

2026/27 Championship Map 🗺️

@madmunk You said Wakefield Westgate…

Pretend you're Les Dennis by putting your arm around a stranger at the train station while looking up at the departure board.

@BBCPolitics It’s amazing what the BBC chooses to report on and what it chooses to ignore.

Former defence secretary Gavin Williamson announces death of pet tarantula bbc.in/3PiCAJ7

@JamesBWatt Nah

@RakoTuke My whole feed is this and I’m not even Scottish

I hope we get pumped in every single game and never make a World Cup again. Anything to avoid this, ANYTHING.

@Cristiano @AlNassrFC_EN @AlNassrFC

CHAMPIONS!!!!! 🏆 🟡🔵

@OshJones25 @TeleFootball Absolutely agree

@AlanJohnson83 @TeleFootball I never thought I could feel sorry for an elite footballer on thousands a week, but I do! It’s every players dream to represent their country at a world cup, and only a select few are good enough to Which MGW is undoubtedly good enough. His stats alone outline that 🤯

Jordan Henderson IN ✅ The veteran midfielder will form part of Thomas Tuchel's squad for the World Cup 🔗: telegraph.co.uk/football/2026/…

@OshJones25 @TeleFootball You know it’s bad when even the Welsh are fuming!

@TeleFootball If you want him around the dressing room give him a coaching role FFS But its a short career, you’ve got a lad in MGW who is 26 and had the season of his life and he’s going to miss out to a bloke who’s a washed up 35 year old?!

@alex_crook @talkSPORT Good news on Shaw at least

Turns out there is no place for Lewis Hall. I am shocked at that one @talkSPORT