Alan Klevan

Hey @SenatorCollins let’s talk about the Voting Rights Act of 1965…

@RepCawthorn You go, @RepCawthorn! Put your Vatican City Law School degree to good use!

This doesn’t sound legal... One shouldn’t be forced against their will to be vaccinated. The vaccination is there for those who want it, and are in need of it due to medical vulnerabilities.

Cruz throws his daughters under the bus

I got no defense. 🤷🏻‍♂️ A blizzard strikes Texas & our state shuts down. Not good. Stay safe!

@kayleighmcenany As the red headed cheeto mysoginist eats a hamberder while drinking covfefe...

Signing off with a final notable quote from Joe Biden during his town hall this evening: “Everyone knows I love kids better than people.” 🤔

@DanCrenshawTX Hey asswipe, don’t forget to thank the sanctimonious leftists who will be sending emergency assistance to your state.

For all the sanctimonious leftists who think they “owned Texas,” you know Cali deals with this ALL the time? Even without rare weather events. Bottom line: Texas’s biggest mistake was learning too many renewable energy lessons from California. See thread twitter.com/dancrenshawtx/…

@DanCrenshawTX You really are a special kind of idiot. Texas will be seeing more of these weather events as the jet stream continues to push south. Maybe you should do a bit of research before making excuse after excuse.

#1: It’s a once in a century weather event. California has constant energy problems and high prices. #2: The reason for blackouts is complex, but in summary: Texas took too many lessons from Cali, over-subsidized renewables, & pushed out baseload energy like natural gas.

@Loalasushi @KlasfeldReports So they can subpoena Nancy Pelosi and/or Kamala Harris. What’s good for the goose...

"I would like to change my vote to aye." — Senator Lindsey Graham on motion for witness testimony

@marcorubio @FBI You are a pig. You should sleep in the mud. That is where you belong, you swine.

.@FBI has warned about #China's Communist Party using #ConfuciusInstitute to infiltrate American schools But now Biden quietly withdrawn rule proposed by Trump admin to require schools & universities to disclose their partnerships with these agents of Chinese govt influence

@mattfogelman @Starbucks @StarbucksCare ...and that’s why @Starbucks has the reputationit has...

Do better @Starbucks, @StarbucksCare. My daughter's lemonade refresher was this full today because I had the gall to order the "less ice" option. Was told this was new policy b/c they have to measure 'the amount of liquid' - regardless of ice. For $4.25, my cup should be full.

@werenskir @theamexgolf Best of luck @werenskir! The Orchards and it’s members are all rooting for you!

Saturday charge! 1 shot back going into the final round @theamexgolf

@Sethrogen @tedcruz @Sethrogen you’re doing it wrong! Insult his wife. Insult his dad. Tell him he’s not really American. Then @tedcruz will have a mancrush on you.

All jokes aside, @tedcruz is a fascist piece of shit.

@SenTedCruz Hey, baby Trump wannabe, The world knows you are pandering to your constituents by tweeting this, but do you really think that they are this stupid? Hey #texas, don’t be Ted Cruz.

By rejoining the Paris Climate Agreement, President Biden indicates he’s more interested in the views of the citizens of Paris than in the jobs of the citizens of Pittsburgh. This agreement will do little to affect the climate and will harm the livelihoods of Americans.

@TXAG 2 words for you, dickwad. Securities. Fraud.

My statement on Inauguration Day ⬇️

@StephenM @POTUS You’re irrelevant as of today, yes? Good.

Today, @POTUS pledged to be a president for all Americans. It’s unclear how all Americans are served by opening travel from terror hot spots, proposing a giant amnesty, or halting the installation of security barriers along the Southwest border.

Shame on you @TDBank_US . Is this really your beat customer service?? Holy crap. #bye

@SecPompeo @secPompeo, this is the day irony died, no thanks to you.

There are consequences for interfering in the democratic process. Starting today, we are imposing visa restrictions on those involved in election interference in Tanzania. We remain committed to working together to advance democracy and mutual prosperity for both our countries.

@HawleyMO @simonschuster Hey, murder man, you’re wrong. I think Orwell got some books published. While we’re at it, your kids must be so proud of your actions...

My statement on the woke mob at @simonschuster

@realDonaldTrump So you’re going to pardon those arrested for their actions on Wednesday? Asking for 80,000,000 friends...

The 75,000,000 great American Patriots who voted for me, AMERICA FIRST, and MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, will have a GIANT VOICE long into the future. They will not be disrespected or treated unfairly in any way, shape or form!!!