@wolfgang_sj @outdoor_bass Tell me you don't understand comedy and satire without telling me....
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Alan Marston
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Alan Marston
@AlanMarston
54 year old guy. Disabled vet. Former police officer. Free thinker. I tweet funny things, political things and sport things.
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@outdoor_bass I hope those aren’t real church choir members singing that song of love 🙄 on national television.
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This is the hand of the man that the Democrats feel should be brought back to the United States, because he is such “a fine and innocent person.” They said he is not a member of MS-13, even though he’s got MS-13 tattooed onto his knuckles, and two Highly Respected Courts found that he was a member of MS-13, beat up his wife, etc. I was elected to take bad people out of the United States, among other things. I must be allowed to do my job. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
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@Tifdawg @TimothyDSnyder Numbers aren't your strong point are they? Bless your heart.
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@TimothyDSnyder This is not true. You are very disconnected with the Average American. We support Trump, Elon and DOGE. They represent the majority. Who do you represent?
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Something is shifting. They are still breaking things and stealing things. And they will keep trying to break and to steal. But the propaganda magic around the oligarchical coup is fading. Nervous Musk, Trump, Vance have all been outclassed in public arguments these last few days. Government failure, stock market crash, and dictatorial alliances are not popular. People are starting to realize that there is no truth here beyond the desire for personal wealth and power.
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@TraderNurseUSA @ProjectLincoln Jesus you idiot, it was a salute
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@ProjectLincoln At first I thought the same but it was definitely not a salute if you watch it longer. He’s literally moving his arm and using it to get across a point
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When they keep doing this salute, just believe them. x.com/julianfeeld/st…
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@roguesnradvisor These comments are hilarious
You’re all deranged Trump haters. I LOVE that he is your President. Your commander and chief. Your boss.
Get used to it…
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Trump just banned the word Felon. LOL.
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@RepTonyGonzales Funding the fire breaks that you opposed would help you half wit. Save your damn platitudes.
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My heart goes out to all of those affected by the horrific fires in Southern California.
Thank you to the courageous firefighters and first responders who are putting themselves in harm’s way to extinguish these fires and save lives.
Matthew Seedorff@MattSeedorff
Devastation all around. I’ve lost count of the number of buildings we’ve seen on fire. This is Radcliffe Ave in Pacific Palisades, CA. #PalisadesFire #PacificPalisades #California
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@SenJohnCurtis S if you ACTUALLY gave a Damn, you would support firefighters by funding them properly. funding the fuel breaks that you opposed. Tweets like this are grand standing and shows you to be the worthless political hack that you truly are. Thoughts and prayers don't effing work.
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I commend the brave task force crews and local firefighters from Utah who are deploying to California to help battle against the wildfires in Los Angeles County. Sue and I are keeping you and all those affected by these devastating fires in our sincere prayers.
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@RepEliCrane How about supporting them by voting for the fuel breaks instead of waiting for a disaster to show fake support as a political BS move you frigging hack
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God bless our firefighters.
SickOfWar@AZMaGHaMaMa
Many people don’t know… AZ, CA, OR and WA “wild” firefighters work together. They travel from state to state - fighting the biggest beasts. They are EXCELLENT and I love each and every one of them. Pray for their safety tonight, tomorrow and everyday that they kick ass.
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@Kloridrix @matthewmercer There he is.. Worst person on The planet today. Be dickish elsewhere dude
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@matthewmercer Before ask for money be the one who gives.
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Kyle is a brilliant person and dear friend. For those that can, we invite you to help him get back up and recovering. <3
Vinnie Singh@vinniesingh
Kyle Shire, our friend and coworker at Critical Role, lost everything in the fire in Altadena. If you have the means to donate, we've set up a gofundme for him to help gofund.me/81e5de24
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@SpeakerJohnson 1.7% is NOT a landslide. Sorry you don't understand what size of a margin is a landslide.
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Today, we officially certified President Trump's LANDSLIDE victory.
And for the first time since 1988, not a single House Democrat objected to the certification of a Republican victory.
That’s because it was TOO BIG to RIG.
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@DefiyantlyFree @Liz_Cheney Imagine being so clueless, so bought into the cult that you can't understand the basic concept of SEEING THE DAMN THING UNFOLD ON TV. You are delusional as hell and should just delete your account.
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Donald, this is not the Soviet Union. You can’t change the truth and you cannot silence us. Remember all your lies about the voting machines, the election workers, your countless allegations of fraud that never happened? Many of your lawyers have been sanctioned, disciplined or disbarred, the courts ruled against you, and dozens of your own White House, administration, and campaign aides testified against you. Remember how you sent a mob to our Capitol and then watched the violence on television and refused for hours to instruct the mob to leave? Remember how your former Vice President prevented you from overturning our Republic? We remember. And now, as you take office again, the American people need to reject your latest malicious falsehoods and stand as the guardrails of our Constitutional Republic — to protect the America we love from you.
Commentary Donald J. Trump Posts From Truth Social@TrumpDailyPosts
Biden gave Liz Cheney a Medal yesterday, even though she has proven to be totally corrupt. She, “Bennie” Thompson, and the rest of the Unselect Committee, destroyed and deleted all evidence from their crooked investigation of January 6th. Cheney has the distinction of losing her Congressional seat by the largest margin in History! The people of Wyoming understood how bad for our Country she was, but Biden rewarded her only because she hated “TRUMP.” She’s a Warmonger of low intelligence. All she wants to do is kill people in “Endless Wars,” with no gain other than to defense companies. Liz Cheney, Cryin’ Adam Kinzinger, Bennie Thompson, and the rest of these dishonest Thugs have gotten away with horrible things under the pretense of January 6th. Nancy Pelosi refused to accept the help which was offered for security. She is responsible, and admitted as much, for all to see, on her daughter’s tape. They have destroyed the lives of many people, and are rewarded by getting Biden Fake Medals. This is not America. January 20th cannot come fast enough. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! Donald Trump Truth Social 01:25 PM EST 01/03/25
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Alan Marston retweetledi
Really love the convenience of @DoorDash while staying at hotels for work. However, when you order a sandwich from @jerseymikes and request light oil, vinegar, and mustard and get this, the convenience is gone, and so is my expense report. Glad I bought trail mix...
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@CelinaRGlitta @Trump_Regrets @realDonaldTrump So you have entered the Find Out phase of your vote. Cool. Pretty sure that you are going to have many more regrets. So thanks for that.
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Any Republican Senator seeking the coveted LEADERSHIP position in the United States Senate must agree to Recess Appointments (in the Senate!), without which we will not be able to get people confirmed in a timely manner. Sometimes the votes can take two years, or more. This is what they did four years ago, and we cannot let it happen again. We need positions filled IMMEDIATELY! Additionally, no Judges should be approved during this period of time because the Democrats are looking to ram through their Judges as the Republicans fight over Leadership. THIS IS NOT ACCEPTABLE. THANK YOU!
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@JerryMoran You support a treasonous con man who called us “suckers and losers”. With all intended disrespect, go screw off.
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Veterans represent the very best values of our country: courage, hard work and a willingness to serve others.
On Veterans Day and every day, we honor their service and show our appreciation for the sacrifices they & their families have made. Thank you to all who have served.
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@BrooksS1748 @KSHB41 Bad menu, mismanagement, corporate greed. Not one bit of that is the fault of Biden/Harris policy. Get your head out of your ass and try, just TRY to see reality
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8 Applebee's restaurants closed in Kansas City area, only 2 remain open:
kshb.com/news/local-new…
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@SuckItVileLibs @gtconway3d Dude, you have choices in life. Blocking @gtconway3d is an option for you so you don't have to listen to his amusing anecdotes, cute corgi pics, or the fact that he is right on track every time about the failings of the GOP. Or you can whine and post crap like this. Your call.
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Never seen a linebacker punt a senator before
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Allred: When Cruz starts talking about teen sports, you gotta watch out because the only position he ever played was left out. I’m not trying to be mean but sit this one out
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@tcovey11 @TheRealWMFC @onlysandro @AlanMarston @MattPquickdraw @RyanPaulFisher @babzken The gift of J.K. Dobbins to Titletown is sizing up like how the Red Sox gave Babe Ruth to the Yankees. :o) #cgleague
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@AlanMarston @tcovey11 @MattPquickdraw @onlysandro @RyanPaulFisher @TheRealWMFC @babzken
I don't visit Twitter as much anymore. But I did want to invite you to 2024 #cgleague -- check your email. :)
P.S. @MattPquickdraw -- your dad got an email invite too.
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@ScottECorbin @fox4kc So how does the tinfoil hat actually feel? You are uninformed by any logical source, disregarding the actual facts of the matter, and are simply spouting the bile you consume in your radicalized echo chamber. All one has to do is look around and you will see there are homeless.
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After a Tuesday night meeting lasted into early Wednesday morning, the Lenexa City Council made a decision on the proposed homeless shelter. fox4kc.com/news/special-u…
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Alan Marston retweetledi
🚨JD Vance ADMITS to making up stories just to get media attention. This isn’t just a distraction—it’s a disgrace. While he plays games for headlines, our democracy is on the line. We don’t need liars like him in leadership. VOTE BLUE!
MORE: theguardian.com/us-news/2024/s…
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