swenson 🎨💻

@LudwigAhgren Wen 2tip2furious?

checkout the helmet Red Bull custom made me for tip2tip 🤯

I don't get how you are considered unemployable past 70-80 years old and yet that's the age group exclusively running most countries

There is nothing i love more than incrementally updating software, and nothing i hate more than when it breaks it. But I can't help my self but hit that little update now button on everything.

@beginbot I think that they are gaslighting use by saying FIRST in all caps. It must surely be the second flappy bird movie and they are trying to hide the real first one from us.

THE FIRST implies there will be many more FLAPPY BIRD movies the darkest timeline confirmed

@beginbot You’re*

@beginbot Your generating capital loss I’m generating carryover capital loss

You're losing money I'm generating capital loss We are not the same

@ThePrimeagen I was in plan mode today and it decided to edit the plan with python instead of just editing the text as text

life hack you are welcome

@LibraryorDeath @Timberwolves Don’t order the food

They gave up an 18-point lead and we had to eat the worst food in the entire NBA last night. I’m sure glad my tickets are going up 36% for this particular kind of entertainment, @Timberwolves I’m so annoyed today 😂

@YIMBYLAND Can you at least get some gargoyles?

Chatgpt has been quietly adding the word 'Quietly' to all of your writing. Google trends shows 'Quietly' has quietly become more and more popular. If you are using Chatgpt to write your content, you can quietly stop using 'Quietly' by simply making an edit.

@trashh_dev I think you meant 10PM

how much you need before you retire? i’m retiring at 10M.

@Nokomis_Dad No going for a run for you

This poor fella is mad that I’m allowed to “recreate”

@Nokomis_Dad Hell yeah!

Thanks for all the engagement on this post! Because of your help, Roseville is no longer allowing ICE to use their parking lots. Good work, right-wing muppets!

Why is the city of Roseville allowing ICE to use their city parking lots to stage enforcement operations against Minnesotans? @RosevilleMN

@CityMinneapolis Full? Support?

The City of Minneapolis again demands that ICE leave the city and state immediately. We stand by our immigrant and refugee communities – know that you have our full support.

This evening, one adult male was shot by federal immigration enforcement agents in the 600 block of 24th Avenue North. He was transferred to a local hospital with apparent non-life-threatening injuries. We understand there is anger. We ask the public to remain calm.

@WedgeLIVE They prob have Verizon

Kare 11 anchor noting no word from city officials. To mayor, chief, council members: "this is a message to them. if they are watching, call us."

@GovTimWalz Then do something about it

Trump sent thousands of armed federal officers into our state, and it took just one day for them to kill someone. Now he wants nothing more than to see chaos distract from that horrific action. Don’t give him what he wants.

@NortonMpls It’s funny though because they always think they got on the train the one time it’s safe. Gotta be some way to convey it’s the same just less people when not a sports game.

Pro sports as a gateway drug for suburbanites to experience the joy of public transit

Merge Cop returns Code crimes will be thwarted #ad

@beginbot Bro, now I gotta return the one I got you.

Just asked my parents for a JS runtime for Christmas

@NortonMpls Darkness maxxing

Rename Standard Time as “Darkness Saving Time” because that’s what it really is