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@ComicDaveSmith Why do you care? You’re not the one paying for it!

We don’t need to build a new ballroom. It’s a stupid idea.

Thankful for an NFL Draft without Deion Sanders’ son #NFL

@Keir_Starmer Coward lol

It’s good news that the Strait of Hormuz has now reopened. This must be a long lasting and workable solution, without tolls or restrictions on routes. Today we announced our joint plan with France and other international partners to protect freedom of navigation. We need to see a return to peace and stability, and a permanent ceasefire.

@TuckerCarlson @mtgreenee y’all still bitter? Looks pretty “America First” to me! POTUS was right…AGAIN!! @realDonaldTrump @RapidResponse47

@CollegeFBPortal @ryandaytime @OhioStateFB @NotJustFootball @Buckeyes @OhioStateOnBTN @OhioStFootball @BarstoolOSU @OhioState @ryandaytime didn’t all get smoked by Indiana last year? Pretty sure they had plenty of guys that were not 1st or 2nd or 3rd 4th or 5th rounders…moron answer. Not about the best players, it’s about the right ones for your program.

NEW: Ohio State has STRICT recruiting standards: Ryan Day: “If you’re not a first or second rounder, then this probably isn’t the right place for you.” 😳

@Pontifex You forgot to read the Bible I guess…

God does not bless any conflict. Anyone who is a disciple of Christ, the Prince of Peace, is never on the side of those who once wielded the sword and today drop bombs. Military action will not create space for freedom or times of #Peace, which comes only from the patient promotion of coexistence and dialogue among peoples.

You have no clue what our people are actually living through. You are out here clutching your pearls over the words “stone age” while our people are literally stuck in one, total internet blackout, no connection for over a month. I haven’t even seen my family’s faces in weeks. Meanwhile you sit with unlimited internet, lecturing us because a desperate nation is fighting for the freedom you were born with. They’ve already spilled blood for it, and now they’re welcoming bombs on the people trying to kill them. All you want is to talk over us and shut our voices down. And guess what? You did it, Dave. I’m too exhausted to even argue back. Congrats. You successfully spoke over an entire population that can’t even log on to respond. While the ones cheering you on are the regime-approved accounts who actually get internet access to push their narrative. What an accomplishment.

Obama abandoned 4 American patriots to die in Benghazi. Ambassador Stevens’ body was dragged through the streets. Biden left 13 American soldiers to die in the chaotic Afghanistan withdrawal. He also abandoned our astronauts in space for months. Trump rescued one American soldier with the full force of the U.S. military. Guess which one the liberals and TDS sufferers can’t tolerate? 🥴🤷

Funny all these Lib-tards now care about appropriate religious posting. Dollar general Obama doesn’t know what sarcasm is…sad

🚨“WE GOT HIM! My fellow Americans, over the past several hours, the United States Military pulled off one of the most daring Search and Rescue Operations in U.S. History, for one of our incredible Crew Office Members, who also happens to be a highly respected Colonel, and who I am thrilled to let you know is SAFE and SOUND!” - President Donald J. Trump 🇺🇸

@FoxNews Damn, ICE causing issues in outer space. They are really everywhere!

NEW: The Artemis II crew experienced another issue with the spacecraft toilet overnight. "We tried to vent the wastewater tank that's attached to the toilet. We had problems with that due to suspected blockage, we think, probably due to ice."

@maziehirono Yes…this is a correct statement you useless twat

Donald Trump is not, never will be, and has never been a king. #NoKings

@KellyMorrisonMN You do to get your child’s SS card and birth certificate and to check against your health insurance.

OBGYN here 👋 You don't need an ID to give birth.

Watched 15 minutes of “Mormon Wives” with my wife and I learned they aren’t really mormon, none of them really like being wives, their husbands are pussies driven by fame of the tv series and the ones that do have kids are the absolute worst parents! #MormonWives

Trump should have sent Delta Force to Miami…they would have got the job done and left with a victory! #WBC

Team USA has arrived to the World Baseball Classic Final in GAME-USED United States Men's National Hockey Team jerseys.

@stephenasmith Must be nice being so ignorant

Our Gov’t. Good Lord! According to someone on CNN, the White House said 100K DHS workers missed a paycheck this week, 300 TSA workers have already quit their jobs, folks are calling out sick because they need to go work another job at the double the rate — yet Trump is saying the pressure is on the Dems! Really? What a disgrace. I’m going back to watching some basketball and the World Baseball Classic tonight. This stuff is just hard to take! Oh, and the OSCARS tonight

@SenTuberville @TimSheehyMT I know you agree, there needs to a bill passed where congress does not get paid if the government is shut down! We would never see another shutdown ever. Sponsor the bill and let’s get it passed. #AmericaFirst

@SenGillibrand You’re the reason we need the SAVE America Act, Senator. Spare me your fake outrage

This type of Islamophobia is disgraceful and unbecoming of a senator. Delete it immediately and apologize.

@JDVance @marcorubio @PeteHegseth please keep Lindsay Graham away from @POTUS …he is a snake! -Sincerely, Americans!