Alex Alves-Khan

My washing machine 6 minutes after it said it had 30 seconds left on the cycle

Booker T 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Dec10Smith i find it funny how much you’re gunning for this. But at the same time it’s mental cus there is no chance he is there next season, so may as well just get it done now.

Is he still in the job?

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Gabriel refusing to shake hands with Harry Maguire after the game on Sunday… One of the biggest sore losers out there😂😂😂

@fimlis love this gents @jbelly31 🫶🏽

#prouddad #upies

‘The Barnsley manager’ account has 1.5 million followers talking about football and he doesn’t even know who Conor Hourihane is ffs

"I was in a bit of trouble in my room earlier." The more times I watch this, Andy Robertson effectively speaking about the effect of his bereavement, the more it moves me. Massive kudos to him. It's good to talk

INTER MILAN'S ZIELINSKI MIGHT HAVE JUST SCORED THE BEST GOAL YOU'LL SEE IN SERIE A THIS SEASON 😦👏 📺 @TNTSports & @discoveryplusUK

@Dmillzzzzz @MichaelWalsh44

Potter faceswaps fried my brain

He’s absolutely pissed off

“Chelsea never know when they’re beaten. They are so rarely beaten, that they always believe.” - Clive Tyldesley (2006)

I rate how much Jose Mourinho clearly loves Joe Cole. He is one of the nicest people I’ve met since I started doing media stuff. (Joe, not Jose, I’ve never met him.)

At 17 I scored 18 PL goals (winning the Golden Boot), Wazza scored 6. At 18 I again scored 18 goals (again winning the Golden Boot and coming 4th in The Ballon d’Or), Wazza scored 9. In our opening 7 seasons, Wazza didn’t outscore me once (117 goals v 80). In which time I became the 2nd youngest Ballon d’Or winner ever. Injuries hindered me from then on while he sustained his level. Therefore, he’ll go down as a better player than me. But, at 17, please……

@NeoTHFC @MichaelWalsh44

Scenes when Mr Marinakis walks out as our new chairman

Paqueta paying homage to the 🐐

Finished 15th in the league, no Europe next season, haven't made a single sale so far, spent 132m on Cunha and Mbeumo and have now bid 85m for Sesko. Hey @ManUtd...

Not sure who needs to know this but Florent Sinama Pongolle is now involved in professional footgolf and he’s pulling off shots like this

@kraig____ are we back