Alex Hastie

Around 12 months ago today Retard Finder was born. Since then I've gained over 840k followers, been seen 1.3bn times & found lots of retards. Thanks to all my followers, all my subs & especially Elon Musk for saving my account in the first week and helping it grow.

@secondtierpod Wasn't a yellow but give credit to the commentator for calling it out. Certain pundits for PL could learn a thing or two...

Have no idea how this was a yellow card 🤷‍♂️

@cytrusf1 @FP1Will been hit hard by this

FOM with a RIDICULOUS copyright wave This graphic violates FOM's copyright, and resulted in a THREE DAY ban from Facebook for the author Videos about IndyCar and Super Formula are getting copyright-striken on Youtube Share, spread the word, and let's try to stop this mess

@JakeTS_ Morten Gamst Pedersen

Would you rather sit with your pals and discuss: A) how we can value each other Or B) naming random premier league players from 2006 whilst sinking pints …Henrique Hilario.

@StretfordPost I was there for this and Barca semi the following year. This was euphoric, barca was torture the whole 2nd half

What’s the best game I’ve attended?, well this one isn’t far off what a night.

@fesshole @IfindRetards

My husband said he felt "cautiously optimistic" about Trump being elected and I realized I am married to a fucking moron. Really not attracted to him anymore.

@SkyNews The thing that never happens has happened again.

BREAKING: A man has stabbed five people in southern Austria, killing a 14-year-old boy. 🔗 Read more news.sky.com/story/boy-14-d…

What is your favourite scene where someone dances?

@soccerazpod Calling it Player of the Match not Man of the Match. Also xG, the most pointless stat in football. If a teams xG stat is 3 but they score 1 then clearly the xG means naff all!!

Last week, we all agreed that brioche bun burgers at the footy was 'UTTER WOKE NONSENSE' But what else do you think is woke in football?

@DrClownPhD That's Sammy the snake

📍Fifth stop : Sam's Chop House.

Sir Philip Antony Jones is all over the place at the moment doing his podcasts so that's given me the perfect excuse to plug this belting little mug.

@HLTCO We ruined the market paying £80m for Maguire and it's sort of set the standard for any English CB now. Is he worth £70m..no and tbh no player should be as football goes further away from what fans want it be but in this environment you have to pay what the selling club wants

I struggle to see how anyone can argue with Simon Jordan’s point here. The price is set, we don’t want to sell below that price. Could it mean we potentially lose him for less in 12 months time? Of course but in the here and now, that’s the price.

@ManUtd @adidasfootball As a ex United school boy at the cliff in the mid/late 90s this hits home hard. We're winning it all and brings a tear to the eye or several

Steeped in our culture 🔴⚪⚫ #MUFC || @adidasFootball

@AlternativeMUFC I need shares in gaviscon for next season

£3 for the next hour. That's less than a quid an hour of heartburn fuelled bald loving content. Come on lads, you know it makes sense.

@lango142 @Y503C @FastestPitStop

@Y503C @FastestPitStop Er not too difficult … just talk properly not like a 14 yr kid trying to sound tough !

🚨 | Drivers have been told to stop swearing on the radio. The issue of swearing was brought up during the commission meeting on Tuesday. But Max Verstappen insisted he would not change his language: "[If] people don’t like my language, then don’t listen in, turn the volume down." #F1 #BelgianGP

@TheActMan_YT @lporiginalg You can never ever bring a person's mum into an argument. The major unwritten rule you cannot break

@lporiginalg All due respect, but you clearly forgot about the COPYRIGHT ABUSE and HARASSMENT OF MY MOTHER. But yeah, sure it was about gay marriage 100%

Let me be the first to welcome our new Cancel Culture Overlords. Thank goodness Kick is finally cracking down on Speech that I personally do not like.

@Real_Trofy Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink

@TheVillaPolls @SkySportsPL Actually one of the best takes out there. No daft bias and football will always be football, it goes both ways and ultimately evens itself out over a season. 👏👏

@SkySportsPL Including the “foul” that led to the free kick, yes. But that’s football, it either goes your way or not. That wasn’t the sole reason we lost yesterday

Did Manchester United get lucky here? 🗯️ Dermot Gallagher and Stephen Warnock were in disagreement over the corner decision that led to United's opener in their win over Aston Villa 😠