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@BenGrahamUK Simple. Have crooks run it who pocket the money instead of doing their jobs.

NCP has gone into administration. They’ve been running car parks since 1931, and somehow ended up £305m in debt. Surely the maintenance for a car park is simple: ticket machines, barriers, lights, and occasional cleaning. How can a business model literally based on people paying to park go bankrupt?

At our recent 2nd night at the legendary Caveau De La Huchette in Paris, SaxGordon Beadle from Boston jumped up for an impromptu jam session on "Flying' Home" cutting it with Big John, a honking and wailing blast! Full jam on our YouTube channel!

@RPrower @TheScottAdkins By the time thy start to shoot he’ll probably be 14!

@TheScottAdkins My son would be ideal but at 12 he wouldn’t pass for the age required. Hes a talented martial artist

UK casting call for English martial artist who can play the 16 year old version of Scott Adkins in my next movie. Send in submissions to brawlermovieuk@gmail.com

The Jive Aces are swingin' through the USA, please spread the word! Mar 19 - The Coliseum, St Petersburg FL with @swing_gang_tampa_bay + @LisaCasalino & Iliana Lambe Mar 24 - @middlecjazz, Charlotte NC Mar 27 - Double bill with @GoodShotJudy, @KingsmillResort, Williamsburg VA 1/3

@MikeReadUK @SeanUsherRadio Ouis!

Avec notre nouveau DAB, il est tout à fait possible qu'un pêcheur français doté d'une bonne ouïe puisse capter les émissions de Heritage Chart Radio. L'émission matinale commence à sept heures.

It’s midnight on a Monday in Paris. These kids must be in line for the latest pop stars, right?… Right? … nope, it’s real music in a basement jazz club, the Caveau De La Huchette!

@GregBaldwinIroh Heat the beans slowly over a low heat until they go slightly mushy.

British blokes…. I’ve purchased several “tins” of Heinz (British) beans because the idea of beans on toast intrigues me. I eagerly anticipate a tasting. Other than toasting bread and heating beans… Are there any other steps/ingredients?

Paris, we’re back baby! Tonight and tomorrow at Caveau de la Huchette with @noellevaughn and @philcrosbyjr. Maybe some other surprise guests…

@JJWatt Well, it says tip not “service charge” so as long as it’s discretionary then it’s ok to ask. Just don’t expect one of you are doing the bare minimum.

Genuine question on a restaurant situation: You walk up to a counter to order. You find your own table and seat yourself. If you order coffee, they hand you a cup and you go fill it up yourself. If you order food, they hand you a buzzer and when it goes off, you go pick it up yourself. The iPad has a “20%, 25%, 30%, Other” tip option, with 20% already preselected. What’s your move?

@kingfranksunny @elonmusk It actually only says it boosts replies. What good that is, I have no idea.

@elonmusk Yes. I bought X premium with the promised of boosting my posts and comments but at the end of the day, I’m getting only 30 views on my post. What do you call that?

Have you ever bought anything based on an ad on this platform?

@TheCinesthetic Highlander III was even worse though.

Highlander (1986) would be held in higher regard if it had stayed a one off. Everything that followed ignored its rules, tangled the canon & turned a classic into collateral damage, with Highlander II still standing as one of the worst follow ups ever made.

Great night full of dancing at Market Rasen Festival Hall. Thanks to Steve from Lincolnshire Lindy Hop Clubs for having us and to Miss Charlotte Porter and Terry from the Hi-Rollers for joining us, always a right laugh to be fair!

@CoveredGeekly So you must have been living down a mine shaft for the past year… Nathan and Alan Tudyk have a podcast called “Once We Were Spacemen”. They’ve done this same gag for every firefly guest they’ve had on.

Nathan Fillion teases that a 'Firefly' announcement is coming March 15 It's widely speculated to be a reboot with the original cast (via IG | instagram.com/p/DVeaFkfEVbS/)

Thanks to everyone that came to The Big Jive All-Dayer on Sat and to @wtmworthing for hosting, To our bands Charlotte Porter & the Hi-Rollers, King Joe & The Atlantics, The Hi-Stakes and the legends, The Jets!

@krakenfx_UK Scaaaaaam

UK crypto traders are joining 15M+ global clients on Kraken

Schedule for the Big Jive All-Dayer this Sat at @WTMWorthing Assembly Hall (approx) 1:00pm - Open, DJ. Voodoo Doll 2:00pm - Charlotte Porter & the Hi-Rollers 3:15pm - DJ Jezebel 4:00pm - King Joe & The Atlantics 5:15pm - DJ Voodoo Doll 5:45pm - The Hi-Stakes Feat. Sam Ghezzi 1/2

@milkkarten That they are lazy and their product is not worth the label it’s tagged with.

what does it signal to consumers when luxury brands with big budgets are using ai-generated imagery in campaigns?

@RMBee The $10m they’ll soon have to pay studios in copyright infringement damages means they’ll be that much in the red, too!

Actually, the ten million Hollywood spent made this possible. Seedance 2.0 just copied it.