AliceNWonderland

Mr. steal your girl.

client: me:

Stephen Hawking once said something that changed the way I interact with my team: “Quiet people have the loudest minds.” Why this is so important:

@doutaxsolutions Yeah no that’s ridiculous!

Am I overreacting to this because it’s a stressful time of year or is my gut correct and this isn’t the type of client I need stressing me out?

Had a (new) client who needed an extension yesterday and wanted to double check their business extension. Went to check (using the biz name and EIN they gave) and nothing in my system Client was then very upset and was verbally letting me know how frustrated they were with me

I hate cancer. I hate it with every fiber in my being.

Client: Are you sure I did not send you an email about the 1.2 million in stock options I exercised in Dec 2023? Me: Yes I just checked. Client: I am sure I did. Me: Ok check your sent email and let me know, I will wait it should take two minutes. Client: Crap, I did not send it to you. Are you sure I owe this much? Me: Yes, yes I am... April 11th conversation. I think we all have one or two of these this time of year. #cpa #ea #tax

My name is Garrett Guedry. I am a lifelong Texan, a long-time resident of Beaumont, and have long, familial ties to East Texas. I serve as a full-time Firefighter/Paramedic in the city of Baytown and own a digital media consulting agency focused on political and advocacy campaigns. Above all, I'm a husband and the proud father of a wonderful 3-year-old daughter. It's with her future in mind that I've decided to step forward as a candidate for SREC SD-3 Committeeman. My core mission is to enhance the Republican Party's strength, unity, and adherence to core principles, leaving it in a better state for future generations. My aim is to cultivate a GOP that not only reveres its foundational legacy but also champions a future where our children are proud to inherit it's mantle. This endeavor isn't merely about preserving the past; it's about nurturing a party culture rooted in honor, liberty, and visionary leadership. We have to UNITE to forge a Republican Party that our children will be proud to uphold, delighted to identify with, and motivated to lead into a new era. #txlege

working 14 hours a day for months just to be the most mid accountant ever

can't believe i'm wasting my hottest years in microsoft excel

trial balance check = 0.00

Me currently tiktok.com/t/ZT8TUEb15/

Here for Queen B in her country era!

I HAVE TWO MOODS: 1. "constant panic and worrying about every little detail." 2. "IT IS WHAT IT IS."

when the partner promises something to the client by the next day

if you want a midlife crisis in your 20s then accounting is for you

Dear 2024

the most important skill for an accountant is to learn how to google

if you’re reading this, you’re about to become the highest paid person in your family. you’re breaking generational financial curses with each step you take. claim it now.