Allen Benson
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Allen Benson
@AllenBens0n
U.S. citizen seeking to be informed. Individual capable of creativity and unique thoughts. Retweets may or may not reflect my personal opinions / thoughts.
United States Katılım Mart 2019
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@thehoffather My opinion:
Either-
A) Mail-in voting allows massive cheating.
Or,
B) People in Seattle are fucking retarded and deserve this.
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@GrtSpaceCoastr @Rainmaker1973 Suicidal empathy + voting = the need for vagina dick traps
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@shivroywife Porn for men: take the sex drive of a man and put it in a sexy woman
Porn for women: take the assertiveness and confidence of a businessman and put it in a sexy woman
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@cheesebiiscuit @slayerduval @shivroywife Completely unrealistic that she’d get so many opportunities to play significant roles in decisions. The first time she betrayed anyone, she’d be known to be toxic and would’ve never got close to anything else. This show gave too many people way too short of memories. Stupid.
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8000 BC: "Plants are what we eat when the hunt fails."
3000 BC: "Grain and vegetables are what we feed the slaves."
500 BC: "Lentils and barley are the diet of the poor."
100 AD: "Bread and circuses for the mob. The legions get meat."
1200s: "Pottage and roots are what the serf gets. The lord eats venison."
1700s: "Vegetables and porridge are what the starving eat."
1800s: "The Irish are surviving on potatoes. The landlords are exporting the beef."
1900s: "Plants and grain are wartime filler. We're rationing the real food."
1950s: "Plants are cheap. Feed them to the poor."
1970s: "Plants should be the BASE of the pyramid. This is science."
1990s: "Plant-based is emerging as extremely healthy, actually."
2010s: "Plant-based is optimal. Meat is the problem."
2020s: "Plant-based is saving the planet!"
2025: "Plant-based is the healthiest diet on earth. The science is settled."
You: noticing that the diet currently being sold as enlightened and optimal is the same one every ruling class in recorded history fed to the people it was trying to keep weak, compliant, and grateful.

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@RockyAtotheK Not sure why, but the original post cut out the part where the sheep had to make a leap of faith, believing that the shepherd could catch them. The shepherd did 99% of the work in rescuing the sheep, but the sheep still had to leap to receive salvation.
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Crawfish might be the most delicious thing a person could ever eat, but most people never find out because they’re doing it wrong. 🦞
If you’ve been struggling to peel them, here is the ONLY way you should be eating them.
#crawfish 👇
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