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What is it about evil that makes it such a powerful motivator? I swear, I've never seen anyone as fired up as a person who wants to oppress other people.

@JuliusGoat Thoughts and prayers.

i pray he gets health and healing commensurate to what he's brought into this world

Bonus points if you can figure out how to blame the unfulfilled promises on Democrat obstruction even though both houses are controlled by the Republicans.

Hey Trump-voters! Here's a fun game you can play! Make a list of the things Herr Trump promised you that made you decide to vote for him. Every time you get one of those things, check it off. After four years, see how many promises he kept.

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@MisterAddons At least $300.

All of these YouTube gambling ads make me miss mattress, sheet, and dress shirt ads. Gambling companies are soulless. How much money has been left in places like Las Vegas, Atlantic City, etc.?

These last few days have been the longest thirty years of my life.

I don't believe in the supernatural, but if you have an earthly explanation for how Trump escapes justice for any and every crime he commits, I'd love to hear it.

@Alltimelo84 @portraitinflesh No thoughts and prayers for her. She voted for it.

It's going to be a busy few years for the face-eating leopards meme.

@GreatAegon @johnnycakeeuro @_celia_bedelia_ They were asking for it.

@johnnycakeeuro @_celia_bedelia_ These dudes about to get more isolated

The dudes saying “your body, my choice” never wanted to be reached, btw.

To those of you wondering how Germany got taken over by fascists in the 1930s: Congratulations! You now have first-hand knowledge!

Our grandparents fought fascists in Europe and our parents voted them into power here.

@captainpooby @SethAbramson Marked. I wonder which of his "delusions" will happen first and win me your ten bucks.

@AlmostComics @SethAbramson Mark it! I have a class D license so if you know where I can get a job driving the busses to the camps, let me know.

(🧵) ELECTION THREAD: I’ve been waiting all night to say anything substantive about what’s happened, as I felt—I still do—that I might say something I’d regret. I hope you’ll consider following along as I try to process this with you all, and try to do it responsibly. Please RT.

@captainpooby @SethAbramson I'll take that bet.

@SethAbramson I got ten bucks says none of Seth’s delusions comes true.

@MarkJacob16 @MuellerSheWrote I've already started cursing them for it.

I may not be *your* cup of tea, but I'm *very* popular with people who want to hack into my email.

Not mine, just sharing the brilliance.

@SethAbramson Vance sees a means to an end, another tool that can be exploited to fulfill his lust for power.

Garbage conduct prompted by garbage values. This country has badly lost its way. There is nothing to celebrate or admire here and that Vance does not see that is a 🚩.

@GailSimone Who's Amber Rose?

hahahahahahahahaha

@TeaPainUSA HA HA HA HA! Oh, man! Some real funny bugger selected "Fascism"! What a hoot! That is some clever, clever stuff, there. I can't stop laughing!

POLL: What are you voting for on Nov. 5th?