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@BBCRadioWales The commentary just mentioned England over 60s. My pal Doug Murphy (an Aussie qualified Kiwi) played against them last Summer, getting a dodgy LBW duck. This from better times in when Doug, playing for (MountainAsh CC)got 320 n.o. vs Talgarth in 40 overs.

@ThoNg676733 Breaking world records by cms.......a legendary con man.

Absolutely unbelievable. The man is a legend.

@fesshole 😆 dreamer! This was ended years ago! 😆

I have genuinely learnt how to cheat at gambling. I do something called Courtsiding/pitchsiding I target events where bookies don't have live info so there's a delay long enough for me to place a bet on something that's happened before the online books update. Changed my life

@easyJet #etna what a view!

@Southern_Rail How's this.for.seat blocking. 1 bloke blocking 6 seats.

@SouthTrains is this acceptable on busy(ish) trains? 1 bloke 3 seats, same on pretty much every other pair of seats in this carriage. Why not ask guards, between station stops, to keep an eye on seat hugging?

@YesCymru Delusional! 😆. Wales would need to go "offshore" and embrace Russian oligarch money laundering to compete. 😆

YesCymru members flying the independence flag in Malta. Malta has a population of 570,000, approximately 1/6 the population of Wales. Wales is 66 times larger than Malta in land area. Malta GDP is about 1/5 of Welsh GDP and approximately the same GDP per capita as Wales. Yet Malta is an internationally recognised independent country and has been since 1964, after voting to leave the British Imperial Empire. Malta was also once told it was too small, too stupid and too poor. The Maltese ignored the nonsense and achieved independence. Time for Wales to join them as an independent nation.

@Johnnypapa64 John Junkin batting I think.

Good morning, happy April Fools Day, this is the great Marty Feldman with A Long Run Up from Marty Amok (1970)

@PaulEmbery Sadly too close to Brixton.

A second night of mayhem in Clapham. These are not angry young people making a political statement. They are thugs, pure and simple. There should be mass arrests.

@LondonWelshRFC @maxbods_ @PenderynWhisky @WelshRugbyUnion @walesweeklondon @TheRugbyPaper @Natleague_rugby @lwsupporters @dragon_dewi Great tackle towards the end settle it. A well deserved win against a well drilled defence.

PLAYER OF THE MATCH An impressive game from player coach @maxbods_ Max Bodilly Controlling the game at key points and with the experience at critical moments The @PenderynWhisky award presented by Club Chairman Danny Griffiths #COYW

One for you surely @BethWinterCynon Justice for Bethan Callaghan - Sign the Petition! c.org/db5WgwbkZv via @UKChange

@petercrouch Apologies. Surbs! 😳

@JohnRodger73321 @JohnCleese "Just returned from London...smells of curry." 😆. Ridiculous comment!

@JohnCleese Russia must be falling apart. Zelensky is winning. We did it. Regime change in Russia. John your a fucking idiot. My neighbor just returned from London. Africans, Muslims, and Indians everywhere. Place smells like curry. And you still bow to the monarchy. Peasant.

Ooooh ! I look forward to reading all about this on the BBC Website

@LondonWelshRFC @esherrugby @AllWalesSport @Chestertons @walesweeklondon @TheRugbyPaper @Natleague_rugby @LWYouthRFC Alright shorty! 😆

FULL TIME What a game and what a bonus point WIN for Welsh Heart guts and pride ! Welsh take the win and we move on! Well played to Esher and good luck fornthe rest of the season @esherrugby #COYW

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@otokyo__ 17

I've been to 6, how many have you been to?

@CharlieM_OBE That. Feck off to Dubai 😆

Personal message to Rachel

@greytreesbrewer @CAMRA_Official A top class pint of Drummer Boy on at @LambSurbiton tonight. It won't last long!

@fesshole It's the most annoying thing ever!! Should've used a fork.

My BF has ADHD, one of his tics is bouncing his leg. When it starts to annoy me, I put a hand on his knee and he stops. An unspoken thing between friends, of which the guy next to me on the train knew nothing about. He was sure surprised to get my hand on his knee.