Koji 💙🩵

@PalmerReport You sure that's written by Mr. Harrington? Sounds suspiciously like Bocca.

The Ravin’ (With apologies to Edgar Allan Poe) palmerreport.com/politics/the-r…

@BulwarkOnline Walks. Rides. Same thing, apparently.

RFK Jr: "There's a lot of people who could probably do a 50-mile hike." Trump: "What about me? You didn't mention my name." RFK Jr: "This guy walks nine miles a day on a golf course every weekend, so he could do it in a breeze."

@SebGorka @RudyGiuliani Hero? That's hilarious.

I have spoken to @RudyGiuliani’s Loved One’s today. America’s Mayor is awake and recovering. Please keep this true hero and his family in your prayers.

@Jared_Carrabis Moran starting tonight instead of Bello (yay). Might Gray be activated tomorrow?

White Sox record before South Side Jerry: 9-15 (T-26th) White Sox record since South Side Jerry: 8-3 (T-4th)

@ginamilan_ I don't think that award is given to sluts.

In a normal world, Melania Trump would win best dressed at the 2026 Met Gala.

@jspencer67 @Jared_Carrabis Nope, he has not. No participation trophies. Bello has options. Send him down to figure things out.

@Jared_Carrabis Yeah but when people are back he has to go back down..... Bello earned his spot

Words cannot express how much I love Payton Tolle.

@Acyn You sure it isn't Obama's fault, putz?

Watters on Spirit Airlines: Biden let thousands of workers lose their jobs and all the prices are going to get higher. Kellyanne: It should go into the Biden economic bucket as a failure for them since they caused it

@Jared_Carrabis Yep. Too bad they didn't have any opportunities to score. Oh wait.

Red Sox down by two. That's ballgame.

@TodayUpdates0 For ruining the economy? Being a pedophile? Hiring incompetent people? Bombing a country to distract from Epstein? Being a grifter? Help me out here.

President Trump deserves a MILLION “Thank You’s” from EVERY MAGA Patriot. THANK YOU TRUMP

@mitchellvii No. No. No. Especially no on the charm front, unless you find robots charming.

Is Melania the most beautiful, charming and poised First Lady in US history? ⬇️

@ick_real Yes. Why are you wearing perfume in the office anyway? Who is it for?

Does your boss have the right to tell you that your perfume is too strong and it’s offensive to others in the office and you should stop using it ?

@Foratimeasthis @lady_valor_07 If you can't afford to pay your employees, you have no business running a restaurant. And that "if you cant afford...." mantra is getting old. Maybe come up with something new.

@lady_valor_07 Sorry, 20%. $40 isn't even 10%. If you can’t afford to tip, you can’t afford to go out. That being said, if service was good.

We went to a dinner as a group and had a $500 bill. We tipped $40. We were happy we can be able to give our server something, but her reaction was the opposite. She told us she assumed we're going to give her at least $120. When we asked for the manager, she said she was just joking, but she wasn't smiling at all. Idk, but is $40 tip enough for $500 bill? I just feel like expecting $120 is not realistic. ~Lea Robertson

@LiberalAchaean @donkoclock Biden did that!

@donkoclock Trump after slicing his tee shot into the woods: Many people are saying that was a perfect shot. The wind was very unfair, very nasty wind… and the democrats rigged the fairway.

WATCH 👀Donald Trump is absolutely terrible at Golf. DO NOT SHARE. Sleepy Don is VERY sensitive about this. 🤣🤣

@CathyJoeGPT @atrupar @WoodwardWoodw11 @MSFreePress @MSTODAYnews @sunherald @clarionledger @WXXV25 @WLOX @SenatorWicker Well, he is stupid. So there's that.

@atrupar @WoodwardWoodw11 What? No employment? Trump thinks he'll hire 1 or 2 million people. That's ignorant talk maybe the thoughts of a madman. Trump can't have a simple, intelligent conversation about anything. @MSFreePress @MSTODAYnews @sunherald @clarionledger @WXXV25 @WLOX @SenatorWicker

a very confused Trump: "I could with one swipe of the pen say, 'Let's have no employment,' and I'll hire a million people or two million people and we'll have absolutely no employment."

@atrupar I can't even.

@atrupar One hell of a hoax.

Agriculture Secretary Brooke Rollins blames Biden for high beef prices and calls climate change a "hoax"

@RogerJStoneJr You misspelled worst.

I am praying for the speedy recover of my friend, Mayor Rudy Giuliani—the GREATEST Mayor in New York City history.

@timburchett @RudyGiuliani Nope. Fuck him.

Please say a prayer for my friend America’s Mayor Rudy Giuliani. @RudyGiuliani

@ImBreckWorsham Pardon coming in 3.2.1

MAGA influencer Craig Long, just pictured with Donald Trump and Trump Jr. at a UFC fight in Miami on April 11, 2026, has just been arrested after being caught in a human sex trafficking sting operation. Shocking. Absolutely shocking.

@MantoothTy @DonaldJTrumpJr @ClayTravis Says more about you than them that you didn't recognize what was ahead.

@DonaldJTrumpJr @ClayTravis Wild how disappointing you both became. I was OG MAGA. There was so much hope and then you both just took a massive shit on the America First base. It’s almost comical how you all f*cked us over.

Sleepover at dad’s house🤣 It never isn’t surreal to be able to witness this incredible slice of Americana. Just an absolute honor. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸