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Amanda 5x5
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Editrix, jiu-jitsu gurl and creepy clown. #DecideBeforeYouChoose
Music City, USA Katılım Temmuz 2011
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Amanda 5x5 retweetledi
41 years ago today, Moonlighting debuted on ABC.
The theme by Al Jarreau is a certified banger.
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@PaulineMirror Hey he got hugged and groomed today! Maybe a monkey troop of his own! So stoked!
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Sending all my Tweets from this concrete block
ElBuni@therealbuni
En japon a un monito lo abandono su madre Lo estan siguiendo para ver si se adapta a vivir con otros monos Pero el bicho quiere estar solo con un muñeco porque cree que es su mama
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Amanda 5x5 retweetledi
On Sale Now: the 13th Annual Patrice Benefit is April 28th at the New York City Center. Tickets on sale now at patricecomedybenefit.live or by calling 212-581-1212. #patriceoneal #killingiseasy
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@benhasfailed You are lucky and good that you were so mindful about it. All of that was a gift.
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Welp. Stage 4 bone cancer. 6 months to live. At least I have been cognizant these last few years that our time was running out. I have never taken a single interaction with him for granted.
Benny Gin Drinks@benhasfailed
I savor every one of these grandpa boxing texts. Someday I will wish I was still getting them. Grateful.
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10-minute countdown and the redheaded stepchild is interfering with my @SkankfestNYC hunger games game! 😹🤘
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@luisjgomez Hell yeah and this year cancer and chemo free! Made it last 2 years but it was kinda sloggy. LFG!
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Skankfest X pre sale is in 10 days! Who’s coming back to New Orleans?!
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@jzod138 @homelesspimp I dunno. I really kinda wanna see that four! 😝🤘
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Go watch this! Had fun making it 🎥🎬
Dan Soder@DanSoder
Behind the scenes of the Golden Retriever of Comedy Tour is out now on YouTube. The tour is kicking off again Feb 13 in Orlando. Get tickets on my website to avoid fees. Upcoming Shows Feb 14 - Tampa Feb 28 - Buffalo March 6 - Boston March 7 - Philadelphia
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@fitzyMFNcent @luisjgomez @chadzumock It would bankrupt the fest! I've been going too many years to lose it over that kinda drunken nonsense. Better nonsense!
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@luisjgomez @chadzumock a dabbleverse panel including John would be funny though. Just offer John free beer
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Narcan maker lobbied for pain patients to be required to purchase a medication they will never use.
This was done to make the pain pt look like an addict.
There are millions of expired Narcans in peoples homes
This is known as the Narcan scam
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Where are my free groceries?
Please send
Eggs
Skim Milk
8 pounds organic salmon
Jasmine rice.
4 cartons of egg whites.
Fruity pebbles with marshmallow.
Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani@NYCMayor
As snowfall begins to blanket our city, we have decided that tomorrow will be a REMOTE school day for @NYCSchools to keep everyone safe from hazardous weather conditions. There will be no in-person instruction. Over the past week, my administration has prepared for this moment – ensuring devices are in hand, families are informed and educators are ready to welcome students online. For high schoolers and students in grades 6-8 with a previously scheduled professional learning day, Monday will remain a day off.
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@douglasisadope Did she bump her head before attempting this menu? #bandaids
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all i can think about is ween’s bananas and blow. somali sounds way lamer than ween.
Libs of TikTok@libsoftiktok
“Being Somali isn’t just eating bananas wirh rice… it’s uh…. Bananas and rice.” What???
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Amanda 5x5 retweetledi
Q: How much cocaine were ABC executives on when they green lit Bigfoot and Wildboy?
A: All of it.
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Amanda 5x5 retweetledi
reminder, no new @Sib_Rev episode this week, work conflicts on my part, but we will reschedule @UpgradeHipHop for a future date.
next week @Paul_B485 and i return with first time guest, @brosephsmith420. don’t miss it!
rumble.com/c/SiblingRevel…
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