Amy Patterson

@_Mdooh Ovatu is great :)

What booking apps you guys using for booking appointments? I’ve tried Booksy, Fresha and Sammy Xpert. I’m looking for something with a customisable look and feel and also low fees

@djrtyhands Hairspray :)

what’s your favorite musical movie but you CAN’T say tick tick boom, hamilton, wonka, wicked, la la land, les mis, mamma mia and the greatest showman (this is actually just mee needing more movie!musical recs)

@OffMenuOfficial Alice Lowe?!

New episode tomorrow. What an absolute Timewaster.

@Natalie_ACR (p.s. I know it's mad giving this advice to a professional script writer but I find this helps me to just get it going!)

@Natalie_ACR Write "the shit version" at the top and use the abbreviation NTB when you get stuck with the exact words e.g. Not This But...

I’m doing it again! Heavily procrastinating on a first draft for a short because it refuses to flow out of my brain perfect and pristine. Anyone have any suggestions for not doing this every time I do a first draft? #screenwriting

@WorksWithWords I think when it is still there it's marketed as comedy and to older people. Catastrophy comes to mind, but that's a rare example.

@RealMattKing I fitted a shower by myself the other day muttering "it's just water Lego" under my breath and guess what? I really was just water Lego.

Looks at all the almost finished crochet and knitting projects stashed everywhere...

@StarraEducation Tommy. Every single boy I fancied wore that.

Last year, I said when I meet doctorate milestones, as I treat I would buy myself a perfume. I started buying nostalgic scents from my teens/early 20s. Clinique Happy, Cerutti 1881, DKNY, Cool Waters, CK One. Every spray takes me back, lots of fun. What perfume would you add?

@TheBookerPrizes People Person by @CandiceC_W. I enjoyed this so much. Nails a large messy family perfectly.

A Monday morning question: which book(s) did you spend your weekend with?

@Liz_ORiordan I'm really loving People Person by Candice Carty-Williams at the moment. Great story, great characters.

#booktwitter I need a recommendation - good story with characters I like - in the same ilk as Lessons in Chemistry, Eleanor Oliphant etc

@AndyLycett @robfox1878 @SamWhyte Yep we did that too. Turns out Sausage party is not okay for 5 year olds...

@robfox1878 @SamWhyte My wife did similar to our (at the time) 5/6 year old granddaughters with the kids cartoon “Sausage Party”

My friend thought her 7 year old might be the right age for Shaun of the Dead. Nick Frost said "cunt" within 58 seconds.

@RealMattKing @YouTube Love the bunker scene. Underrated double act.

@Matedwards7 And the endless questions! Although the constant stream of consciousness is quite handy as I always know he's nearby when it's busy...

@Matedwards7 Well done, it's always worth it. My son is 13, he always thanks drivers when he crosses the road, and grumbles when asked to do something but does it immediately. He's a rule follower and most problems we face are his frustrations that others don't follow the rules. Go Ethan x

This is my son Ethan. Ethan is 14 and he has autism. Today his mum and sister had an appointment at Addenbrookes Hospital so it fell upon me to take Ethan out for the day. If you're interested this is a thread about how we got on. Word of warning, there aren't any pictures. 1/13

@chadcalder50954 @ArtCandee Lol imagine posting how amazing his wife is and thinking it's a negative. This makes me like him more.

Joseph Gordon-Levitt demolished the whole “DoNaLd TrUmP iS a BuSiNessMaN” narrative on the White Dudes for Kamala Harris call. Incredible!!!! Worth the watch. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

@MattHighton I just love it. Hank Azeria. That brooding French Guy. Big monster. Great soundtrack. 10/10

@AmysFutures Definition of a guilty pleasure.

Guilty pleasure film, go. Let’s see how sick you all are. Mines Armageddon.

@fesshole This is a punchline.

I have been carrying around the first part of a joke in my head for over a decade. It's so perfect but I just can't think of a punchline. So now I'm cursing you, too, with the set up: what's the difference between a raffia mat and a mafia rat?

@JaneyGodley This thread is gorgeous. Smashed up tuna mayo sandwiches from the bottom of a bread bag and bananas.

Tell me your old picnic stories - - my pals parents used to bring a pot and potatoes and peel them on the beach and boil them - then eat them with butter in the sunshine of Troon. My maw used to bring boiled eggs and salt and they stank like blocked drains Tell me yours