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house phone life.

Minnesota, USA Katılım Eylül 2025
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸@NotHoodlum·
Mike Pence is rushing to submit his application for Trump’s January 6 slush fund.
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daz@MetamateDaz·
Jeff Bezos on CNBC: "You could double the taxes I pay, and it's not gonna help that teacher in Queens. I promise you." 2 x $0 = $0 The math checks out.
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Carl
Carl@HistoryBoomer·
You can boil pasta, add Classico, Newman's Own, or Trader Joe's sauce, and then pre-grated cheese. "NO! MAKING PASTA SAUCE FROM SCRATCH IS EASY AND MUCH BETTER!" Stop. You're part of the problem. Don't scare them. Let them work up to sauce from scratch later. Classico is fine.
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Analog Artifact@AnalogArtifact·
@SarahHuckabee Weird!!!! Because I had a lot mor financial stability when Biden was president and I also didn’t hear about plane crashes and pedophilia and scamming money from tax payers….but yeah I guess he was “the worst”
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Sarah Huckabee Sanders
Sarah Huckabee Sanders@SarahHuckabee·
I could write the autopsy for you really quick: Joe Biden was the worst President America has had in decades, surpassed in incompetence only by their next nominee, Kamala Harris.
The New York Times@nytimes

Breaking News: Democrats released a draft autopsy on Kamala Harris’s defeat in the 2024 election that partly blames Joe Biden’s political operation, and arguing that it failed to position her for success in the race after he dropped out. nyti.ms/4uATd1G

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WTFisNext?
WTFisNext?@EHansche1·
What was your first reaction when you saw the live footage of the attack on the Capitol on January 6th?
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Analog Artifact@AnalogArtifact·
@_nomadic_soul Single bananas at Walmart are $.97 each. It’s not about how cheap can I make my meals, it’s about the have everything’s convincing the have nothings that if we just eat porridge everyday we can some day have everything! Hard pass. I do make my own bread and love it
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Meg | The Feminist Budget Mom
Here’s an example of my lunch, $0.16 worth of eggs and homemade bread that took maybe 0.40 cents for the whole loaf?? (I already ate over 2 other pieces lol), so let’s say $.25 for lunch. Would pair with a 20c banana but I already ate so much bread oops. I’m the one who eats the least expensive food and my kids eat the most expensive.
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@_nomadic_soul You are not feeding your family of 4 for $10 a day lol

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joel
joel@elplatano47·
@prmade313raised I’m saying didn’t Snowden say this like 15 years ago?
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Analog Artifact@AnalogArtifact·
@Serenitee_Sam A masterclass in corporate compliance??? This is what happens when you book with a third party booking system to try and save a buck. You’re stuck with what YOU booked. ffs stop being a cheap ass jerk and recognize YOU are the problem here. She kept her professionalism
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✨️Serenitee♡Sam✨️
✨️Serenitee♡Sam✨️@Serenitee_Sam·
It’s a masterclass in modern corporate compliance: a third-party booking system makes a glaring mistake, but the system doesn’t care about nuance. It only cares about data. ​The hotel is fully booked. A father is processing the reality that a family of four is expected to share a single king bed, despite a phone screen proving they reserved otherwise. The employee is stuck inside a procedural loop, holding a printout from a third-party site like it’s a legal shield, unable to offer anything but an ultimatum: take it or leave. ​Then comes the breaking point. A bystander attempts to step in to apply basic human logic, but logic has no jurisdiction here. High stress leads to bad tempers, respect goes out the window, and the reservation is canceled altogether. ​This is the state of hospitality in a fully automated world. Frontline workers are trapped with no actual power to problem-solve, customers are entirely on their own when technology fails, and third-party sites hide behind fine print while people sleep in their cars. ​Who is actually at fault when the system breaks like this? Is it the customer for losing their cool, the employee for refusing to budge, or the broken corporate infrastructure that forced them into this standoff?
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Jake Justice
Jake Justice@jakecobb·
Keep posting this so people don’t forget how truly bad this event was. Don’t let people gaslight you into thinking it was peaceful and worthy of 1500+ pardons and slush fund payoffs.
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John M. Cameron
John M. Cameron@johnrockshomes·
I am a J6er. I protested a stolen election. Walked right past the police through an open door, and the police let me in. My father's step son turned me into the FBI. My house was raided. They branded me a traitor, and insurrectionist, slapped me on a terrorist watchlist. I plead guilty to illegal picketing, a Class B petty offense misdemeanor with the same sentencing guidelines as walking your dog off leash on a National Park . They swore no prison time. They lied. Judge Hogan sentenced me to 30 days for “not being remorseful enough” and three years’ probation to tie me up through elections. An unconstitutional "split" sentence. My Judge, Judge Hogan called J6 worse than the war of 1812. All I did was chant "Stop the Steal!" inside the Capitol and wear the wrong Tshirt. God Bless the J6ers!
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Dooner 🇺🇸
Dooner 🇺🇸@TimothyDooner·
@Acyn What’s coming out of this guy’s belly button?
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Acyn@Acyn·
Reporter: Are you attending your son’s wedding? Trump: He’d like me to go. I’m going to try. I said, this is not good timing for me. I have a thing called Iran and other things. He’s a person I’ve known for a long time.
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Liam Nissan™
Liam Nissan™@theliamnissan·
Ross Perot is trending because Massie could sabotage the Republican's chances at winning the next presidency just like Perot did. Is this a good idea? I'm all ears.
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Analog Artifact@AnalogArtifact·
@1ssve I’m more likely to buy a car if they just start calling it a heating pad for my back.
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S.🎧@1ssve·
does anyone else turn their seat warmer on because your back hurts? 😅
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Analog Artifact@AnalogArtifact·
@Reygo21 @lmauricecpr @LqLana That dude is almost 40 he’s not a young person and definitely knows right from wrong!!! Sorry about your dad :( may he rest in eternal peace
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Reygo2 🇺🇸💙🇺🇸
@lmauricecpr @LqLana I'm in my hometown for the murder trial of the 38yo man who bullied rushed and killed my 77yo dad. When did young people start beating the elderly? I hope Ms Grayson's family gets justice.
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Lance Cooper
Lance Cooper@lmauricecpr·
Her name is Anita Grayson. She was a 75-year-old mother and grandmother with a loving spirit who dedicated her life to her faith, children, and family. Grayson entered the Tim Hortons on Ice Way in Fort Wayne, Indiana, to dispute a drive-thru order. When she went inside, words were exchanged between her and a younger female employee. The argument escalated, and the restaurant’s shift leader, August Horner, intervened. Horner is seen on video angrily asking Grayson to leave before pushing her. Grayson then responds with a shove, and Horner lunges with her fist cocked back, causing Anita to instinctively swing her arm. Security footage shows August Horner come from behind the counter, punch the elderly woman, grab her hair, and beat her in the head until they both fall to the ground. After the fight, Grayson sat at a table, made a call, and subsequently became unresponsive on the floor. She was later pronounced dead at a hospital. The Fort Wayne Police Department’s account of the incident is inaccurate. August Horner and Tim Hortons are responsible for the death of Anita Grayson.
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ShimBo84 ✡️🕎
ShimBo84 ✡️🕎@ShimBo84·
Tiffany just lost. Should I continue #Survivor50? She was amazing this season & very underrated. If she gets voted off is there anyone worth winning? #Survivor
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Analog Artifact@AnalogArtifact·
These final four is beyond awful. No game play, no personality, no nothing. Do better survivor. Ugh #Survivor50
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Analog Artifact@AnalogArtifact·
@TheBigBroTea She was literally the only one I wanted to stay in. The rest of this season is garbage. None of them were great players imo
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