Andrea Todd

I think it is finally ready!! 🥂 Indents fixed (ish) kindle available. Paperback currently under review

@WillieHandler Fuck it, what could possibly go wrong

Apart from "life is short" or "you only live once" what else do you say before making bad decisions?

@okayestpoet 🤣

Gods no. You get your ass kicked for saying something like that

@DarranSF Haha if people don’t do this, they are dead inside 🤣

Do you sniff new books? Just a desperate writer asking dumb questions to get some interaction… Disclaimer: This is a parody post. Any replies may be subject to time zone delay and blistering sarcasm.

@DesolateApostle Always appreciate a retweet 🥰

@AndreaHTodd Oh! This is wonderful!! 😁 There's something about Raindrop Promises that seemed to capture my eye, but I'd choose whichever one you're most proud of. Also, I'd be happy to give this a retweet if you like.

So none of the indie book stores took me up on my offer so their loss in your gain… If you want your name to be put in a draw to win a copy of one of my books. Give me a follow and comment below. Only shipping to 🇨🇦 or 🇺🇸.

@Robinov14 Of course 🥰

@AndreaHTodd Will you sign it? I've been looking at that hand for a LONG time. 🤣🤣

Sometimes i forgot how crazy my life experiences have been until someone reacts to a story i share. 🤷‍♀️

@_Wayno_355 Haha 🤣

@AndreaHTodd I like to buy in bulk. Then if the the light goes out, I've got my VarmBlixt back-up stash.

Why would one need a hemorrhoid seat cushion light for $80?? 🤣

@christen_rexing Omg this is so funny 🤭

The most relatable content.

@christen_rexing I thought that was a boot cast for a second there 😳…. 💪 go mom and go 13 💪

Lifting heavy things with the 13yo. A woman told her today that she looks strong and to keep it up 💪🏻♥️

@manuka_gorgiosa 🤭 kids are hilarious

I asked the algorithm to only let the crazy people see this post. So... 😂

@GenuinelyJodi Gotta move those hips 🤭

@AndreaHTodd Golddigger, In Da Club, Lose Yourself, Brass Monkey. I find hip hop gets me really into the cleaning. 😂

Cleaning the house, send me your favourite tune… 🎶

@PrestageWrites 🤣 sometimes rage cleaning is good for the soul 🤣

@AndreaHTodd This is the music of efficiency. 🤣 Don’t listen if you don’t want to adrenaline rage clean like you are going to battle. open.spotify.com/playlist/5VyEV…

@Ezre131 Ohhhhh

@AndreaHTodd Killing it by foxxy shazam

@TheSpookyOne1 Thank you. Added to the queue

@AndreaHTodd Born Slippy. Underworld

@hoss_actual_ Yesss

@KarlstanVance 🤭 your secret is safe with me

@AndreaHTodd Too many favorites. Here’s a guilt pleasure. Savage Garden - I want you I will deny knowing this song in public.

@KarlstanVance Love savage garden!