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Andrew Sego

@AndrewSego

Financial Planner, Sego Wealth Management. CFP®, EA. Boy dad. Ole Miss fan. Tweets are not advice, unless they're about food.

Collierville, TN Katılım Eylül 2011
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Andrew Sego
Andrew Sego@AndrewSego·
@politicalmath I saw him perform at the Billiards Club in Oxford, MS circa 2001. Kinda crazy seeing him in the news nowadays.
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PoIiMath@politicalmath·
I'm sure someone is going to milkshake duck Afroman but I'm totally here for this
Count Dankula@CountDankulaTV

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

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Mzungu@fahdpar23·
@AndrewSego @SandyofCthulhu I love those videos They’ll be giving it the side eye, saying it looks disgusting Then they take a bite, and have an epiphany
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Sandy Petersen 🪔@SandyofCthulhu·
Let's talk about making gravy from scratch and how difficult it is. Do you have fat or juice from roasting or frying something? Add an equal amount of flour and brown. Then add liquid till thickened. Do you NOT have anything you've roasted or fried? Just use butter and flour and proceed as above. Gravy is just about the easiest recipe in the world to create. I was talking to an English friend about my wife's biscuits & white gravy (she puts a whole pound of sausage in the gravy) and he said, "White gravy? What kind of a package does THAT come in?" And I felt really bad for him. I am sure the comments will have some English people saying that THEY don't use the packaged stuff. At least I hope so because otherwise is unthinkable. Much easier to believe my friend was an outlier.
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People that can make Gravy from scratch think they better than everybody 😂🤷🏾‍♀️🫵🏾

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Ramp Capital
Ramp Capital@RampCapitalLLC·
@JoshMcAtee FBI should track people who buy these and put them on a list
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Andrew Sego@AndrewSego·
"If you owe the bank $100, that's your problem; if you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem." At this point I think they're beyond the point of caring because they just assume there will be an eventual federal bailout. I have to presume that's what the people buying the bonds think, too.
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Andrew Sego@AndrewSego·
Not even extortionate, really! Just, “let’s talk about how we can save you $X”. Let’s talk about getting my service back first!
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Andrew Sego@AndrewSego·
Apparently the best part of having a Comcast outage is now they try to get you to sign a new contract before they will schedule a technician.
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Andrew Sego@AndrewSego·
@eigenrobot Respectfully, The Lord of the Rings is not a tragedy in the same way that The New Testament is not tragedy.
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eigenrobot@eigenrobot·
@AndrewSego much fantasy is tragedy, notably lord of the rings
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eigenrobot@eigenrobot·
i heard the Hedge Knight is good havent watched it but i wouldnt be surprised if it turns out to be better than Game of Thrones the story is a tragedy in its long arc but the heroism of duncan is lovable in a way i think wasn't as common in the more famous series
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Klara@klara_sjo·
There's so much beauty in the world. Here are the beautiful snow capped mountains of Tennessee.
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Andrew Sego
Andrew Sego@AndrewSego·
@owenbroadcast There are still a few places like these, mostly dual-purposed a teacher supply stores. I purposely went to our local location of this store over Christmas. lakeshorelearning.com
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owen cyclops@owenbroadcast·
i know the nostalgia-posting is cringe at times, but there used to be huge stores like this that exclusively sold educational toys for kids. aside from the death of retail it seems indicative of a change in how we view children and learning that nothing like this exists now.
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Andrew Sego@AndrewSego·
The economic decision of @Target to make their gift cards out of dissolvable cardboard is truly brilliant. So far my son has lost two to the washing machine. That’s a helluva profit margin.
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Andrew Sego@AndrewSego·
@eigenrobot Second, third, whatever all the suggestions for Magnatiles.
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eigenrobot@eigenrobot·
any cool ideas for kids toys for 1yo and 4yo. their attention spans are just so short, its a struggle thinking maybe a lego set for 4yo but legos seem to be garbage now 🤔 id just ask them but theyre no help!
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Matt Bowers@_Matt_Bowers_·
Empty leg deal alert 🚨 Oxford to Baton Rouge
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Andrew Sego
Andrew Sego@AndrewSego·
@NealMcCready Which brand of kitchen knives will secure your services? The world waits with bated breath. Can you sign a 2026 contract with Henckels yet still use your Shuns to prepare Christmas dinner?
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Neal McCready
Neal McCready@NealMcCready·
If the text I just got is true... Wow! Holy moly! Incredible! Williams Sonoma has added new deals!
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Max Schatzow
Max Schatzow@AdviserCounsel·
Nothing says “information security” like emailing a password-protected file and then emailing the password 2 seconds later. Congratulations, we have successfully inconvenienced everyone and secured nothing.
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Neal McCready
Neal McCready@NealMcCready·
Turns out just giving it to No. 5 at the goal line is a sound strategy. Who knew?
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