Andy Funk 🍻

Dear @YouTubeTV, I don't want you to drop ABC and ESPN, but if keeping them means you have to raise prices again, I'll probably look elsewhere. Good luck with your negotiations! #KeepMyNetworks

@NBAonPrime I'm trying but the video keeps glitching out

Watch the #NBAonPrime now amazon.com/gp/video/detai…

KAT with the tough three and foul 😤

#GetYourChannels get your banner off my tv. Nobody gives a fuck about your negotiation. Figure it out and fuck off.

@YouTubeTV I support you playing hardball with NBC! If you drop NBC channels (and offer a discount) I will keep YouTube TV GetYourChannels.com #GetYourChannels

@RepSpartz @DOGE @RepThomasMassie If you're interested in responsible government I have some bad news about your chosen political party

I will stay as a registered Republican but will not sit on committees or participate in the caucus until I see that Republican leadership in Congress is governing. I do not need to be involved in circuses. I would rather spend more of my time helping @DOGE and @RepThomasMassie to save our Republic 🇺🇸, as was mandated by the American people.

@charliekirk11 Never thought I'd see the day Republicans became cheese-eating surrender monkeys

Dear Russian people, Very few Americans want war with you. Most of us are glad the Cold War ended and want a friendly relationship. The people obsessed with fighting you forever are a minority — and they're on their way out of power. We want peace. Ignore our current leaders.

@NFLonPrime Please fix your audio tia

One year later, Jets fans have renewed hope that their team can make a Super Bowl run.

Dear Cincinnati Our congratulations on Winning your challenge

"The Nazis were probably as obsessed with the way white Americans treated black people as Americans were with the way Nazis treated the Jews, because America had mastered a problem that the Nazis were desperately trying to solve for themselves."

@JonathanTurley I'm not a lawyer but I'm immediately suspicious of people who seem to care most about the 1st Amendment when it's time to defend disinformation and hate speech.

The Hill is out with my column on why a Harris-Walz Administration would be a nightmare for free speech. With her selection of Walz, Harris put free speech on the ballot in this election. It is a debate that our nation should welcome, as it did in 1800...thehill.com/opinion/civil-…

@jk_rowling You're so good at writing fiction

Could any picture sum up our new men’s rights movement better? The smirk of a male who’s knows he’s protected by a misogynist sporting establishment enjoying the distress of a woman he’s just punched in the head, and whose life’s ambition he’s just shattered. #Paris2024

Happening now LOL @Support

BREAKING: President Biden just released a powerful ad reclaiming patriotism as a pillar of the Democratic Party. While Republicans desecrate the flag and hoist up a convicted felon, Democrats are united for our nation. Retweet so all Americans see this powerful ad.

@Patriots @celtics @TomBrady Are you planning to share the full video? I stopped watching live when they introduced Kenny Chesney

We different here fr… @celtics @TomBrady

Name a doctor you trust more than Doctor Phil.

@eldsjal Fair enough. That's how much I pay for Spotify

Today, with the cost of creating content being close to zero, people can share an incredible amount of content. This has sparked my curiosity about the concept of long shelf life versus short shelf life. While much of what we see and hear quickly becomes obsolete, there are timeless ideas or even pieces of music that can remain relevant for decades or even centuries. For example, we’re witnessing a resurgence of Stoicism, with many of Marcus Aurelius’s insights still resonating thousands of years later. This makes me wonder: what are the most unintuitive, yet enduring ideas that aren’t frequently discussed today but might have a long shelf life? Also, what are we creating now that will still be valued and discussed hundreds or thousands of years from today?

Been banging this drum for a while. It’s one of the hardest things to figure about the polls. You’d think the objective reality of abundant American life would make the dystopian maga rhetoric unsustainable at some point.

@emily_murnane You're harshing my buzz

Let’s not forget to congratulate Joe Biden, who will be the first presidential candidate ever to lose to a convicted felon

This is the best speech I have heard this decade. I think many of you will agree. youtu.be/9n1OqPzIKH4?si…

@Dienne_7 Looks like a good time to do crime

What if an ambulance needs to get through? What about people who have to go to work? What if someone misses their kid's graduation or mother's funeral? Or do we not care about those questions when cops instead of protesters block the roads?