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@jsolomonReports I thought he looked familiar

German chancellor claims US is being 'humiliated' by Iran in Middle East conflict justthenews.com/government/dip…

@ClayTravis I think I saw that episode of Benny Hill

So Secret Service agents let an armed guy run past them at full speed, fired at least five shots at him — missing the potential assassin completely and maybe shooting another secret service agent instead — & then only apprehended the would be assassin after he tripped and fell.

@rogerlorton @GBNEWS Hopefully some POS Democrat is living there when you do it.

@AndyGumpsBro @GBNEWS One time? We burned the White House down one time? Get over it. We'll wait till Trump builds his Big Beautiful Ballroom before we do it again ;-)

'He clearly doesn't understand the history of the islands... They weren't even a country when they claimed them!' Falklands veteran Simon Weston reacts as Argentina's Vice President says Falklanders should 'go back to England' amid questions about the islands' ownership.

@GregoryRoot9 @Thomasmarkelly @MJTruthUltra Which documents haven't been released, that a judge hasn't put restrictions on, and aren't covered by NDAs? The issue here is certain conservatives promised Epstein was a monster. Now it turns out he's just a sleezebag that got what he deserved, everyone is looking for more.

@Thomasmarkelly @AndyGumpsBro @MJTruthUltra Why are names not being released? (Coverup) Why DOJ say they will not prosecute those like Leslie Groff, Sarah Kellen, Adriane Ross? (Pedo Protectors) Why are documents still being withheld in violation of the Epstein Transparency Act? (2.5-4 million still not released - Coverup)

60 Minutes is Despicable 🚨 President Trump responds to the contents of the shooters “Manifesto” 60 Minutes: “I’m no longer willing to admit a pedophile rapist and traitor to coat my hands with his crimes. What’s your reaction to that?” Trump: “I was waiting for you to read that because I knew you would because you’re horrible people.. just horrible people. Yeah he did write that.. I’m not a rapist, I didn’t rape anybody…” 60 Minutes: Oh you think he was referring to you? Trump: Excuse me.. I’m not a pedophile.. you read that crap from some sick person.. and I got associated with stuff that has nothing to do with me. I was totally exonerated, while your friends on the other side of the plate are the ones involved with Epstein or other things— you should be ashamed of yourself reading that because I’m not any of those things.. you shouldn’t be reading that on 60 minutes, you’re a disgrace! You’re disgraceful..” rumble.com/v791r30-presid…

@shadowJ47 @WhatDaFookNC Jeffries showing us we don't need Maxine

🚨 WHERE IS MAXINE WATERS? REPUBLICANS DEMAND HAKEEM JEFFRIES PROVE SHE’S STILL FIT TO SERVE 🔥 House Republicans just blew the lid off the cover-up: CONGRESSWOMAN MAXINE WATERS hasn’t been seen or heard from in MONTHS. Yet MINORITY LEADER HAKEEM JEFFRIES keeps voting for her by PROXY like nothing’s wrong. Here’s the kicker — PROXY VOTING was a pandemic-era gimmick that’s already been REPEALED. Majority Whip AJ Barron dropped the hammer: “Her votes shouldn’t count at all.” This is straight-up deception and fraud on the American people. Follow @shadowJ47 for more truth they’re desperately trying to bury.

@JDunlap1974 Oops, where did all the time go?

Leader John Thune says he might NOT be able to allow a standing filibuster to pass voter ID and citizenship for elections because they don't have enough time

@TheFloridaMike @isthisdimpeeb We'll only cover Canada because we have to. They've effectively neutered themselves. Oh Canada ... how you've fallen so far 😢

A NATO That Doesn’t Support U.S. Action Shouldn’t Exist. If Europe wishes to be protected while reserving the right to sabotage its protector’s actions, let it build and fund its own shield. Agree or disagree? Hat Tip to @isthisdimpeeb.

@LiberalHivemind @cenkuygur Lol, that's pretty much what I did. Got to the end of the 1st sentence and said "What a f*cking moron!".

@cenkuygur First sentence instantly pegs you as a complete retard. No reason to continue reading.

Iran never had a nuclear weapons program. Obama's deal ended their nuclear program entirely. Israel was desperate for US to get out of that deal, precisely because their nuclear program has always been the FAKE justification for the regime change war they wanted all along.

@AetiusRF @WarPath2pt0 All the extra gear is to distract an assassin's eyes from the obvious beer gut on this guy. Before anyone condemns this remark, just know I'll take protection from this beer swiller before a drinker of a grande mocha soy extra whip latte.

Nods indoors? I wouldn’t bring that. A LPVO? Should’ve went with a dot. And that laser? Useless. Also too many mags on the belt under stress that’ll create confusion on reloads. And body armor? Ridiculous. You’re not going to war, skip the plates and be lightweight. Amateurs here

@RDog861 James Harrison would've been ready. Just sayin'

While the USSS bagged this guy, 34 years as a cop tells me he should have been bagged right here. Instead, the agents are so inattentive that Allen literally runs right thru them. This not effective security, it's another unforced error by the USSS. It's time to privatize Trump's security and for Trump to carry his own pistol like Reagan did.

@mattvanswol @WhatDaFookNC This happened

🚨WHAT THE HELL?!!! Absolutely HORRIFYING scenes are emerging from Charlotte NC last night where "teens" blocked off an ENTIRE HIGHWAY for street racing, lit a FIRE UNDER A BRIDGE, and SET OFF FIREWORKS!!! Children can be heard screaming. WHAT IS HAPPENING TO CHARLOTTE?!!!!!

@MikeBales You're damn right

NASCAR was so much better when the main sponsors were cigarette and beer companies.

@JimHendley4NC @JayJosephVet Bare fisted fights with little damage inflicted after solid haymakers land. And yes, women who have Superman strength when fighting a man twice their size. One more: bullets that don't penetrate car doors or regular car windows.

@JayJosephVet Endless magazines. Dudes with beards where there are none. Women who fight like men. And drama queens. Yes I’m talking to you “SEAL Team”.

What things in military movies drive career military people crazy?

@clovis1931 Raleigh, a liberal bastion, has issues with crime. Shocker

More weird crimes in Raleigh, North Carolina. We wonder where these criminals start... well, here you go. Negligent parents...gangs of kids, some as young as 7 years old, throwing large rocks through windows of homes and entering houses.... this is in Southeast and East Raleigh....and some of the parents of these kids are not cooperating ...

@GregoryRoot9 @MJTruthUltra Feel free to provide any of the info from my post. Name anyone not covered by an NDA and has credible evidence against them. The released information contains tipline trash of mentally ill people call in with absurd reports. Sorry you found them credible when Biden's FBI did not.

@AndyGumpsBro @MJTruthUltra You definitely didn’t read the partial release of the Epstein files have you. Just spewing government propaganda. Take care and heal!

@GregoryRoot9 @MJTruthUltra Who are they covering for? Need names and evidence of a crime. Also, the victim can't have received compensation from a settlement and signed an NDA. We were sold a story Epstein was a mastermind with blackmail evidence on important people. Instead he was just a loser wannabe.

@MJTruthUltra You can’t argue with the fact that his administration is protecting elite pedophiles even though Trump is not a pedophile!

@Pro__Trading They should've hired this guy 👇

If he missed this shot, he should be fired. If he didn't take this shot, he should be fired. We are done with the excuses.

@thevivafrei @LauraLoomer @joekent16jan19 Interesting that your defense of Kent is to shift the blame to Patel. So Kent performed his job well? Feel free to answer.

This is such an insanely idiotic thing to say… But any excuse to try and trash and demonize @joekent16jan19 Kash was literally just celebrating the successes they have had in counterterrorism. Paragraph h and i of his defamation lawsuit filed this week. Are you calling Kash a liar? Or are you seriously trying to blame this incident on a man who left the administration over a month ago?

In many ways, Joe Kent is responsible for the shooting last night. For the last 15 months, he was the Director of the National Counterterrorism Center which gave him the authority to crack down on Leftist foreign and DOMESTIC terror networks operating in America. Under Kent, not a single Leftist domestic terror group was taken down or indicted. He had one job, and he failed. @joekent16jan19 How come nobody wants to ask him what he did all day over the last 15 months? Why are so many nominees in this admin paid to do nothing but be screw ups all day? I’d love to know.

@marvin_armour @shanaka86 They can't. This isn't a supertanker. This holds less than 1 million barrels and built to transit the various canals. A supertanker holds up to 2+ million barrels.

@shanaka86 Since when has a supertanker been able to pass through the Panama Canal?

JUST IN: At dawn on Sunday, the Suezmax tanker OTIS arrived in Tokyo Bay carrying 910,000 barrels of Texas light crude that had loaded in Houston on March 22 and transited the Panama Canal. The cargo was pumped through an undersea pipeline to Cosmo Oil’s Chiba refinery, the same plant that has historically run UAE and Saudi medium-sour crude. It was the first US shipment of crude to Japan since the start of the Iran war on February 28. The volume is approximately half a day of Japan’s domestic consumption, per Cosmo and METI’s own framing. That is the part the headlines are pricing. The headline is the wrong story. The actual story is that Japan, which sourced 94.2 percent of its crude from the Middle East as recently as February, has begun physically reconfiguring a seventy-year energy architecture in fifty-five days. METI confirmed yesterday that barely half of May’s crude requirement has been secured. Refiners, already running at sixty-seven to sixty-eight percent utilization before the crisis, have begun reducing operating rates further because they cannot find enough Middle East-equivalent crude. Japan begins drawing 36.48 million barrels from its Strategic Petroleum Reserve on May 1, valued at three point four billion dollars. It is the second draw since the war began. The OTIS is the photograph of a pivot. The pivot itself is structural. Japanese refineries were built around the API gravity and sulfur profile of Persian Gulf crude. Texas WTI is roughly 40 API and 0.4 percent sulfur. Saudi Arab Light is 33 API and 1.8 percent sulfur. Running light sweet through a hydrotreater configured for medium sour produces the wrong product mix: more naphtha and gasoline, less diesel and jet. Japan’s transport fleet runs on diesel and jet. The yield distortion shows up as inventory drawdowns on the products Japan actually consumes. This is why the refineries are cutting runs. Not because they lack crude. Because they lack the right crude. Three more US tankers are scheduled to deliver to Japan in May. US crude exports to Asia have surged from 1.1 million barrels per day pre-war to a forecast 3.29 million in May. Panama Canal crude transits hit a four-year high in early April. Auction premiums to skip the queue have reached four million dollars per slot. The two largest Japanese investments announced at the March 19 Trump-Takaichi summit were forty billion dollars in GE Vernova small modular reactors and thirty-three billion in natural gas facilities, both on US soil. Japan hit two percent of GDP in defense spending in fiscal 2025, two years early. The FY2026 defense budget is a record 9.04 trillion yen, including stand-off missile capabilities and a SHIELD coastal drone network. Japan, holding 1.239 trillion dollars in US Treasuries, is financing US energy capacity, buying US energy in dollars, accelerating its rearmament under US tech transfer, and recycling those dollars back into Treasury markets that fund the carrier groups enforcing the blockade that closed Hormuz. Three readings of the OTIS arrival. A symbolic shipment that fills less than half a day of demand. Priced. Tactical diversification that ends if Hormuz reopens. Narrow. The first publicly verifiable photograph of the United States repositioning itself from Middle East security guarantor to Indo-Pacific energy supplier inside a sixty-day window, with Japan financing the substitution and Beijing three weeks away. The headlines are pricing the first. Cosmo just refined the third. open.substack.com/pub/shanakaans…