Andy Webb

@_BrianMichaelP @middle_class_us Here in Frederick, MD (about 45 minutes outside of DC), I pay $2200 for a 3BR/2BA apartment. Nice place, but way more expensive than it should be. And it's the same for almost all other apartments in this area.

@middle_class_us Where are you paying $2200 for rent and what does that get you?

Older generations say “we all struggled in our 20s.” No, you didn’t. You didn’t pay $2,200 for rent and $7 for eggs. You didn’t graduate into $50K student debt and $0 job security. Gen Z isn’t dramatic. They’re drowning.

I'm a well-known Brad Pitt junkie. But I have to admit: Eric Bana stole the show in "Troy" (or at least came pretty damn close). #Troy #BradPitt #EricBana #Cinema #FightScene

now that I have money I want the scholastic book fair to stop by my job

I back into parking spots because, while I may not have to poop when I get there, I might when have to when I leave.

Forget the pot of gold—this St. Patrick’s Day, we’re giving you something even better. @ConanOBrien is officially returning to host the 98th Oscars!

I'm at the age where I want to go to sleep as soon as the sun goes down.

He’s got a long way to go and frankly I hope he’s permitted a reasonable amount of time to get there …

let’s ban all social media and bring back the golden era of shouting our opinions at the radio instead

A weekend spent doing nothing is a weekend well spent

Nothin’s ever easy.

touching grass isn't enough i need bad things to happen to billionaires

Health Insurance CEO Reveals Key To Company’s Success Is Not Paying For Customers’ Medical Care theonion.com/health-insuran…

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens theonion.com/no-way-to-prev…

I miss being able to feed 10 people at Taco Bell for 2.27.

OMG, this post cuts so close to home. 😓

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens bit.ly/3XurUIl

Hmmm🤔

Report Finds It Impossible To Save Money theonion.com/report-finds-i…