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So, this many people (overnight) agree that @RAF_Luton need to post on Threads, so there's EASILY 80085 people wanting to see it happen

@RAF_Luton Any chance you can post on Threads? Do we need a petition of 8008.5 people to get you over away from this Musky place?

Photo of the Day: F15 from the US Army's Thundercats display team hovers over photographer Mr F Stop to protect him from a falling cloud on Weston-super-Mare (Gloucestershire) pier. Falling clouds kill 717.5 people a year, injuring another 80,085 Photographed from a Canberra

@RAF_Luton 717.5 boats were prevented from landing underneath the cream cliffs of Folkestone

Photo of the Day: Super Boat Soldiers (Like SAS but boat) fire warning shots at illegal migrant dinghys off the coast of Folkestone (Surrey) as part of Operation Rubber Dinghy Rapids & The War Against Transport. Only 80,085 warning shots were fired Photographed from a Canberra

@StansaidAirport He does look proud of his achievement

We’ve just won a contract from NASA to help Space X after their most recent crash. Benny in maintenance has played a blinder.

@Sandford_Police Nah, until we see the swan detained, it's false news.

Breaking news We caught a swan

@fesshole We've found quite possibly the only person who doesn't use their phone as an alarm

My cat taught herself how to turn off my morning alarm. This has made me late for work at least three times recently and I don't think my boss believes me that it's because of my cat turning the alarm off.

@Sandford_Police Just remember to put new batteries in the taser,

Officers have deployed to an elderly (55 yr old) female causing a disturbance in the City Centre Alleged to have caused a breach of the peace and they are trying to detain her Should we ?

@neilorpen @RAF_Luton It was to remind the pilots to get the propellers spinning before trying to take off, saved countless of the RAF's finest from looking a bit silly

@RAF_Luton Why do they have propellers pained on the side ?

Photo of the Day: Spitfires at RAF Milton Keynes during WW1 wait to be scrambled (Sorry Sophie). Spitfires were scrambled over 80,085 times from the 30th Feb 1926 to the 31st Feb 1926 Photographed from a Canberra

@russ_the_ref @RAF_Luton Good old Milton Keynes, Bedfordshire's biggest town, but they only used the a5 when landing, made it easier to go for a refreshing post flight beverage, they took off from Midsummer Boulevard

@RAF_Luton RAF Milton Keynes used the A5 for a runway just opposite the Cock and Bull pubs on Stony Stratford High Street. #truestory

@NoodlesTech @RAF_Luton Do you mean Tedious? That's one thing you can never accuse them of

@RAF_Luton Such a shame when comedy accounts, who you otherwise enjoy, succumb to TDS.

BREAKING: USS Trump arrived in Quebec City (Greenland) as part of the advanced team for Operation Insane Muppet but was forced to retreat when Fast Attack Retaliation Trimarans from the Royal Canadian Navy arrived Photographed from a Canberra

@RAF_Luton Fun fact, the people who make Matey bubble bath were going to produce one in honour of the RAF just as they did with the Royal Navy, however a typo at the early stage resulted in Pirate Matey and not Pilot Matey

Fact of the Day: The Eurovision Typhoon has a bubble bath once a week to de-stress the airplane from flying at Mack 7.175. Each bubble bath uses 71.75 tons of bubble bath and costs just £80,085 per airplane Photographed from a Canberra

@RAF_Luton Yeah yeah, you're not getting me that easily

Fact of the Day: Panavia Tornado GR4 of 2Sqn RAF Marham (Norfolk) flying over the Sandringham Estate (Winter residence of HM Queen Elizabeth II) Photographed by a RAF Photographer from RAF Marham

@Pumpkinz16 @RAF_Luton Nice try but we all know neither New York or Chicago are in Ireland, such misinformation

@RAF_Luton They do this every year in Chicago, for St Patrick's Day. You know that special day that Ireland celebrates. Ireland is a member of the European Union. You know the EU that Trump and Vance hates.

BREAKING: People in New York have painted the River Hudson green in support of Greenland Making Americans Go Away. It's believed 717.5k tins of paint were used costing nearly $80,085 which is the same price as an American carton of eggs Photographed from a Canberra

@Nero05432454 @RAF_Luton You're obviously outstanding at checking things and have an amazing attention to detail

@RAF_Luton Any fule realise those two invisible shadows aren’t Spits, why don’t you?

Fact of the Day: The Spitfire could be fitted with Shadow Hiding/Invisibility Technology that completely hid its shadow from the baddys, it was so expensive (£7175 per airplane - £8,008,135 in today's money) only 2 out of 3 Spitfires had the SH/ITs. Photographed from a Canberra

@Hush_Kit Was that photographed by a Canberra by any chance?

Sky image of SAS aircraft affected by Heathrow

@goldwiege @RAF_Luton @BendlerBlogger You have to ask?

Fact of the Day: The V22 Osprey helijet can take up to 3 Landrover Defenders to the world heli-conkers championships (held in Oxford,Cambridgeshire) but can only compete with one at a time as long as the Landrovers have not been soaked in vinegar Photographed from a Canberra

@Sandford_Police Nothing was going to stop that driver going to his Small Penis Anonymous meeting

Officers are appealing for information after a Toyota Landcruiser caused a minor damage Road Traffic Collision x.com/dog_head/statu…

@trussliz @bankofengland Not only did the lettuce outlast you, it did more benefit for the country

Yet another "impartial" British bureaucrat goes into left-wing politics. At @bankofengland, Carney backed ruinous Net Zero policies and money printing. The British state is completely rigged. A new Government in 2029 needs to dismantle this apparatus. telegraph.co.uk/world-news/202…

@RAF_Luton That's obviously the V22 Mini Osprey, with only 71.75 feet between the middle of the spinney bits as opposed to 80.085 feet between the spinney bits of the full sized V22 Osprey

Photo of the Day: V22 Osprey heli-jet moves in to airlift POTUS to the Arkam Asylum as part of Operation Tangerine Micro-Mushroom. Major Weir All-Fooked distracts/confuses POTUS by asking him what his favourite Where's Wally book is as the V22 hooks him up. 📸 from a Canberra

@RAF_Luton A notable time in history when Bradford (Lancashire) was flattened, suffering damages totalling £71.75

Fact of the Day: The famous B17 "Enola Gay" has been renamed to fit in with DEI guidelines. "Enola LGBTQ+" was the first fighter jet to drop a 8008.5 kiloton semi-nuclear bomb on Bradford (Lancashire) during WW1 on the 31st Feb 1926 Photographed from a Canberra