Andy Douglas

@RealStephenKerr I hate the way you twist us to tactical vote, it’s disingenuous, I want my politicians to be principled and doing this is anything but.

Wherever you are in Scotland, cast your peach coloured ballot for the Scottish Conservatives, even if you prefer another party with your other vote. That peach ballot is your secret weapon to stopping the SNP, use it wisely.

@YettyGolf Your hero a narcissist, that says a lot about you

I’m still shattered that my fav golfer of all time didn’t win the Masters. He’s the reason I play this great game. Before Tiger the Shark moved the needle as much as anyone. ❤️🇦🇺🏌️‍♂️

@_ionabrownlie You’ll be a Nationalist then Iona, you’ll fit in perfectly with all the rest of the parochial knuckle draggers at STV won’t you.

🚨I'm delighted to have been promoted to Assistant Producer in Politics at STV. An exciting but busy time to be stepping into the role and excited for what's to come!

@StuMcMillanSNP @NHSGGC @theSNP Nothing is free you walloper, we pay for it, it’s our money.

💊 @NHSGGC dispensed over 26 million free prescriptions last year – with the average Scottish household saving nearly £450 a year. 💛 Thanks to @theSNP, people in Inverclyde don't need to worry about being able to pay for essential medicines for themselves or their families.

@murrayf00te Bollocks, the SNP no threat anymore, independence is a million miles away and getting further by the day.

Tacit acknowledgement by the Tories of what an SNP majority at Holyrood means …

@Roadwarrior29 @StephenFlynnSNP The SNP will win but a million miles away from Independence and getting further away every day.

@Andy___Douglas @StephenFlynnSNP We'll see come the elections, who is listening.

Energy Security. It matters.

@ShabanaMahmood Fuck off

It was a pleasure to celebrate Eid at 10 Downing Street yesterday. And it was a moment to remind those who might think otherwise: British Muslims are an essential part of our country's national life. Unity, not division.

@scotgov @JohnSwinney You fudged the numbers you lying cunt

Long waits are down across NHS Scotland. First Minister @JohnSwinney visited Aberdeen Royal Infirmary to see the sustained progress being made. Find out more ➡️ gov.scot/news/report-sh…

@John2Win Does he use condoms when he’s fucking Ukrainian rent boys up the arse?

📣 I’ve been selected to ask Keir Starmer a question at PMQs tomorrow! What should I ask him?

@faisalislam You’re all Lefties, the lot of you, all you’re trying to do is let Labour down gently, that’s the reality here Faisal.

Never seen such a disconnect between the economists who track where rates go, and the market assumptions… Another City economist predicting the next move is DOWN later this year… market implied expectations of 2-3 RAISES this year (4 yesterday morning) … clearly this is impacting mortgage market. From the Governor’s interview on Thursday it seemed clear to me that “hold” meant “hold” and he specifically said “There is no question in my mind, that the best and most appropriate solution to this problem is not monetary policy, is to reopen the Strait of Hormuz,” x.com/faisalislam/st…

@StigAbell @TimesRadio Stig wants a go on Kate.

Coming up on @TimesRadio Breakfast: Trump believes that “we are in the throes of a real possibility of making a deal”. So that’s alright then, problem of crashing the world’s economy solved. We’ll survey another day of Middle East madness. Plus, dodgy algorithms, council tax etc

@RealStephenKerr You had over a decade to stop the boats Stephen and you fucked it up - you want my vote, jog on mate.

Here is one of Reform's candidates calling himself a 'soft unionist'. Independence has gone quiet but it hasn't gone away. We need MSPs to stand up to the SNP's obsession. Reform will not- they have made that very clear, from Lord Offord's ambivalence to outright 'soft unionism' and nationalism among their candidates. x.com/JGfife/status/…

@F1 RACE WEEK - Get fucked, you take us for fools, you press a button to overtake, all you are is a bunch of self serving pricks.

IT'S RACE WEEK ONCE AGAIN 😍 We're heading to Suzuka for Round 3! 🇯🇵 #F1 #JapaneseGP

@misterameen Muslim power top of your agenda?

Delighted to join a local coffee morning with MP Zubair Ahmed ☕️ Great conversations on key issues, especially the challenges families face accessing additional support needs education. It’s clear there are real gaps across the constituency. We need change NOW. #ScottishLabour

@ValtteriBottas @tiffanycromwell Your sport is a fucking joke, you press a button to overtake, you’re all a bunch of self serving arseholes who take us for fools.

A week at home 🇲🇨 Ready to race 🇯🇵🏁

@JennieGow I used to pre record all the F1, practice, qualification, the race, been doing it for years, not now, it’s a load of wank, they press a button and overtake, they take us for fools, it’s literally a fucking joke.

All major food groups represented!! Preparing to fly ✈️ #F1.

@peterkyle @biztradegovuk And no one was listening….

Last week, we launched our steel strategy.

@alex_albon When are you coming out?

The big 30👴🏼 Haven’t aged a day…. Thank you for all the birthday wishes!!

@JohnSwinney Go fuck yourself you lying cunt

Scotland is rich in energy, so why do we pay some of the highest bills in Europe? Because we don’t control our own energy resources. Independence is how we can lower bills and ensure our energy wealth works in the interests of Scotland - not Westminster.

@RealStephenKerr @freddiemac1 It’s Scottish politics as much as the SNP

To sum up today in Holyrood: - SNP Cab Sec lies to Parliament about advice given on Grooming Gangs to suit her own agenda- breaking the Ministerial Code twice. Asked to write a letter of apology. - Independent MSP posts a photo of a letter. Banned for 2 days. The SNP for you.