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@TSHamiltonAstro @IzaBooboo My sister bought me the VHS tapes (so expensive!) which I still have.

@IzaBooboo The best adaptation, in my opinion. Admittedly, it's the first version I ever saw, but it really holds up.

This is what they took from you.

@cantpretendtoo Awful!

Folks. Our historic courthouse is on fire in Rome, Georgia.

@Wodeshed 💛 I am so sorry

Ralphie with our special needs nephew. Still struggling with losing Ralphie so suddenly.

@AutismCapital @CollinRugg Such as how does he drive with no arms or legs?

@CollinRugg So ummm…. Is anyone going to ask the obvious question here?

NEW: Quadruple amputee professional cornhole player accused of murdering someone before driving off in his Tesla. Dayton Webber, 27, who has no arms & legs and was featured on ESPN, is accused of shooting 27-year-old Bradrick Michael Wells during an argument. "Police say Webber was in his Tesla SUV when he shot Wells in the passenger seat," a local report from Fox 5 said. "He then pulled over and asked two backseat passengers to help pull Wells out of the car. They refused and got out of the car before calling the police." Webber then allegedly drove off with Wells' body in the car. It's completely unclear how Webber was able to fire a weapon, considering he doesn't have fingers. "It’s early in the investigation, but there’s no evidence to suggest anyone else was involved in the shooting and that he acted alone," said Diane Richardson, Charles County Sheriff's Office. Webber faces first and second-degree murder charges. Video: ESPN

@iowahawkblog Except this invading species ain't endangered - we've got plenty. Does everyone now realize that when an invading species arrives & you fail to/are robbed of the ability to protect your habitat, the invading species takes over? This is called being conquered. I mean diversity.

The remarkable thing about this is the casual dehumanization of the perpetrator. She's like a park ranger talking about an endangered species of wild animal, and was just doing what that species does when somebody invades its protected habitat

@JesseKellyDC I reckon a shutdown of transportation since apparently the law is: When Republicans make up the majority, they are not permitted to put people back on the planes they were flown in on and return them to sender. Whatever. At least it will stop polluting the planet. 🤷🏽‍♀️

Here’s a blackpill question for you: What are the long-term prospects for a country where 1 of the 2 major political parties is willing to shut down the transportation system so foreigners can’t be deported?

@CWBChicago Emmett Till startled someone holding a rope.

Imagine being an alderman, having a college freshman murdered in your ward, and, before the suspect is even identified, posting a video in which you brainstorm an excuse that maybe the victim "startled" the guy who killed her. God Almighty.

@mattvanswol @ThePatriotOasis We wives are too stupid to find ours - how could we possibly know where our husband's is? 🤪

@ThePatriotOasis Like I have said... If there’s ANYONE who’s going to be disenfranchised by the SAVE Act… …it’s married men If you ask any married man today where his birth certificate is, he will say exactly this statement: “I have no idea, ask my wife.”

🔥🚨 BREAKING: Apparently, Chuck Schumer and nobody at MSNOW/MSNBC is smart enough to find or replace a birth certificate! Q: "Let me ask you a question. *points* Can you find your birth certificate?" JOE: "NO!" Q: *Points at Schumer* "Can you find your Birth certificate?" SCHUMER: "NO"

@ginamilan_ Emmett Till startled someone holding a rope.

Meet Chicago Democrat and 49th Ward Alderwoman Maria Hadden, who pretty much blamed Sheridan Gorman for her own murder: “The kids were out doing normal things people do in the neighborhood. And it sounds like this might have been a wrong-place, wrong-time situation, running into a person who had a gun. They might have unintentionally startled this person at the end of the pier.” THESE PEOPLE ARE SICK!

@RetroNewsNow Zero memory of this.

📺DEBUT: ‘The Popcorn Kid’ premiered 39 years ago, March 23, 1987, on CBS

@lsferguson By a black man elected by a country full of klansmen. Talk about diversity!

The day American healthcare was ruined

@EndWokeness Emmett Till startled someone holding a rope.

Chicago Alderwoman Maria Hadden: Sheridan (18) was in "wrong place at the wrong time — she might've startled the migrant who kiIIed her"

@DistractedChem Go to a Catholic Church for help. That is why they pay no taxes - to help the marginalized among us. They will also give them food, clothing, and help them sign up for housing. Please report back how helpful they were.

@PolitiBunny How would a homeless person receive their documents even if they have internet access to order them and a credit card to pay?

For shits and giggles, I decided to see just how hard it would be to replace my birth certificate, Social Security card, AND my marriage license, since Democrats think women are too stupid to figure it out. Here's how it went: 1. Birth certificate: Contacted the health department of the county where I was born. They OVERNIGHTED a certified copy to me the next day - total cost, $14. 2. SS Card: Contacted Social Security on their site. They asked if I was sure I needed the card, since I 'won't likely be asked for it.' I went ahead and got it - took five business days to arrive - total cost, $0. 3. Marriage License: Went to the 'vital docs' site of the county where we were hitched. Filled everything out online, arrived in three days - total cost, $5. It cost less than $20 to obtain all three certified/legal documents, and it took less than five business days to receive them. Note: if I had lived where I was born or married, it would have been a day. Tops. Anyone telling you this is too hard or unfair is lying and hiding the real reason they want to stop Voter ID. I know you guys knew that already... lol

@KeithNHumphreys @TypoDynamofo In America, we have crimes captured on camera but no one will prosecute them.

The deterrent effect of gathering DNA from people arrested for felonies is large, and illustrates something important about crime. 1/2

@PolitiBunny Sorry, but the 4 year old in me is laughing at the name Pizzaballa.....

Has nothing to do with Israel, and you know it.

@FarazPervaiz3 @CaffMomREDACTED Not a lot of diversity.

The Nice Attack = Muslim The Paris Attacks = Muslims The Shoe Bomber = Muslim The Orlando attack = Muslim The Beltway Snipers = Muslims The Fort Hood Shooter = Muslim The Underwear Bomber = Muslim The Westminster Attack = Muslim The 2005 Bali Bombings = Muslims The murder of Lee Rigby = Muslims The U.S.S. Cole Bombers = Muslims The London Bridge Attack = Muslims The Madrid Train Bombers = Muslims The Charlie Hebdo Attacks = Muslims The San Bernardino Attacks = Muslims The Surabaya bombings = Muslims The Minnesota Mall stabbings = Muslim The 7/7 bombers = Muslims The Moscow Theatre Attackers = Muslims The Boston Marathon Bombers = Muslims The Ankara Airport Attack = Muslims The Manchester Arena bombing = Muslim The Pan-Am #103 Bombers = Muslims The Iranian Embassy Takeover = Muslims The Air France Hijackers = Muslims The 2002 Bali Nightclub = Muslims The Batta Meena Attacks = Muslims The Beirut Embassy bombers = Muslims The Libyan U.S. Embassy Attack = Muslims The Yazidi Massacre of 2014 = Muslims The Beheading of French priest = Muslims The Buenos Aires bombers = Muslims The Israeli Olympic Team = Muslims The Kenyan U.S Embassy = Muslims The Khobar Towers Bombers = Muslims The Beirut Marine bombers = Muslims The Besian School Attackers = Muslims The First WTC bombers = Muslims The Beheading of Daniel Pearl = Muslims The Achille Lauro Hijackers = Muslims The Bombay Attackers = Muslims The 9/11 hijackers = Muslims The Sydney Bondi beach = Muslims

@KieranEleison @PolitiBunny @VinylRecordsGuy Just the black ones who don't have ID in the first place, which certainly means they have never been legally married. 🤷🏽‍♀️

@PolitiBunny @VinylRecordsGuy OMG THAT WAS SUCH A BURDEN WHY IS THE PATRIARCHY TRYING TO DISENFRANCHISE ALL WOMEN

@JamesSweasyX @optimistictory Or touch the door handle, or the pen to sign your receipt, your car's steering wheel, your front door knob....... Cooties, cooties everywhere, which is why everyone removes shoes, washes hands and 409 wipes their phone every time they arrive home.

@optimistictory I love the QR code. Go to the restroom and watch how many people refuse to wash their hands then go handle your menu. Hard pass !

Dear restaurant owners: We all hate the QR code menus. Stop. -everyone

@RantyAmyCurtis He ain't even making it to the gates.

May God have mercy on his soul.

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