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David Engdahl

@AngryAccountant

Husband, dad to Alexander, Laila & Lennox, opinionated (but not always right). Sports nut, Ag lover, and general putz..... ♥️ may be a bookmark.

Saskatoon, Saskatchewan Katılım Mayıs 2011
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David Engdahl
David Engdahl@AngryAccountant·
I just signed up as an organ and tissue donor. If you are Saskie and interested please see the link below. Organ and Tissue Donor Registry organdonor.saskatchewan.ca
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Sam Cooper@scoopercooper·
Auditor General Finds Canada's International Student Program Overwhelmed by Fraud, With No Plan to Act on Those Who Cheated Their Way In thebureau.news/p/auditor-gene…
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The Food Professor
The Food Professor@FoodProfessor·
Canada is rising in the global agri-food rankings. This is great news for Canada, but what does it mean for your business? Explore the findings from the recent Global Agri-Food: Most Influential Nations Ranking report at our upcoming event. Space is limited. Register below.
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wealthmoose
wealthmoose@wealthmoose·
🚨🇨🇦 The $150 Billion Canada Lost This map shows over a dozen massive energy projects in Canada that were officially cancelled or shelved between 2015-2020. 🛑 These weren’t just "ideas" – they were multi-billion dollar investment plans, thousands of jobs, and future tax revenue that simply evaporated. Where did it all go, and why did it stop? 👇 🧵 #cdnpoli #energy #economy #Canada
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Vala Afshar@ValaAfshar·
Some people would love to have your bad days.
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Vala Afshar
Vala Afshar@ValaAfshar·
The problem is not people being uneducated. The problem is that people are educated just enough to believe what they have been taught, and not educated enough to question anything from what they have been taught. —Professor Richard Feynman
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Ethan Brooks
Ethan Brooks@alt_w_v_g·
Bought a coffee this morning Black, no milk, no syrup Someone poured liquid into a cup Took eleven seconds Then she flipped the iPad around 30% 35% 40% For a $6 coffee that took eleven seconds to make The line behind me was six deep All watching 30% is the new 0% Everyone knows it Nobody says it I pressed custom Typed $0 The barista looked at me The guy behind me looked at me My wife looked at the ceiling We left Went to lunch after Waiter brought water and bread without being asked Took our order Checked on us twice Refilled drinks Cleared plates I tipped 25% My wife said "you just gave the waiter 25% and the barista nothing" I said "correct" She stared at me I said "one of them did a job. The other one turned an iPad around." She took the check out of my hands After lunch we stopped for frozen yogurt The kids served themselves Picked their own toppings Weighed their own cups I paid by the ounce Then the screen flipped around 35% 40% 45% I looked at my seven-year-old who had just done the entire job I pressed no tip The teenager behind the counter didn't blink She already knew My wife grabbed my arm and walked me out In the car she was quiet Then she said "I can never take you anywhere" I said "just not the places with iPads" She didn't laugh But she didn't disagree Tipping used to mean something Now it's just a screen that guilt-trips you in front of strangers I don't negotiate against myself Not at work Not at a frozen yogurt shop Plz fix. Thx. Sent from my iPhone
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Ethan Brooks
Ethan Brooks@alt_w_v_g·
Just set my alarm for tomorrow 5:47am Not 5:45 Not 5:50 5:47 Because 5:45 feels too early and 5:50 feels too late and the three minutes in between are the only thing I control anymore My wife sets hers for 6:30 Same responsibilities Different start time She'll wake up refreshed I'll wake up mid-dream about something I forgot to do that I didn't actually forget to do Every night I check the front door It's locked I check it again Still locked I check it a third time because the first two didn't count for some reason Then I check my phone one last time Nothing new from work 847 new DMs One guy sent me his entire divorce filing and asked for my "thoughts" Another asked me to shadow his office Someone sent a screenshot of their CAPTCHA and said "thought of you" Twelve people asked if I'm real I'm not sure anymore My wife rolled over and asked what I'm thinking about I said "nothing" That was a lie I was thinking about how to position my opening statement for Wednesday's HR meeting Whether Costco still has the cargo shorts with six pockets And why bread, milk, and eggs cost $47.63 when I'm only buying three things I didn't say any of that Because the last time I shared what I was actually thinking at 10pm she made me book another therapy session So I said nothing Every man who has ever said "nothing" was thinking about something he knew better than to say out loud Goodnight Sent from my iPhone
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Ethan Brooks
Ethan Brooks@alt_w_v_g·
The dishwasher broke My wife said "good thing we have the home warranty" I said nothing I've been paying $62 a month for three years for this moment $2,232 for the peace of mind that when something breaks someone will come to the house and tell me it's not covered I called 47 minutes on hold They sent a technician Arrival window: Tuesday through Thursday between 8am and 5pm My analyst delivers faster than that And he still hasn't fixed the gridlines He showed up Wednesday at 4:47pm Looked at the dishwasher Opened the door Closed the door Touched something underneath Said "not covered" 90 seconds That's faster than my bank lets me prove I'm human I said "what's covered" He said "the motor" I said "what's wrong with it" He said "not the motor" I said "convenient" He said the service fee is $75 I paid a man $75 to open my dishwasher, close my dishwasher, and say two words My analyst could do that And he's not even that good I called the warranty company back 38 minutes on hold Requested the policy 129 pages I read all 129 pages Because that's what I do The coverage section is 34 pages The exclusions section is 58 The business model is right there In the margins Where nobody reads Except me Page 91 says "all mechanical and electrical components essential to appliance function are covered under standard service" Page 104 excludes control panels A control panel is an electrical component essential to appliance function Their own document contradicts itself 13 pages apart I highlighted both Sent them an email Subject line: "Plz fix. Thx." Attached both pages No other context Took them three days to send a technician Took them 4 hours to call me back when I found the loophole Funny how that works They covered the repair Waived the $75 And I canceled the warranty anyway Because a contract that contradicts itself isn't a contract It's a suggestion My wife said "so we're canceling" I said "we're canceling" She said "and the dishwasher" I said "fixed. They're covering it." She said "how" I said "I read the policy" She said "all 129 pages" I said "the exclusions section starts on page 47. The coverage section ends on page 34. There are 13 pages between them where they hoped nobody would look." She looked at me Then she said "you're unbelievable" I said "I just saved us $744 a year and got a free dishwasher repair. I'm not unbelievable. I'm thorough." She looked at the ceiling The dishwasher works now The warranty is canceled And the policy has been read By at least one person Probably the first Make common sense common again Plz fix. Thx. Sent from my iPhone
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David Engdahl@AngryAccountant·
@TLNewmanMTL Sad when the former ndp leader is more impartial than our media interviewer.
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@KevinVuongxMP Parliament is poorer for you not being in it. We need more leaders like you Kevin.
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Kevin Vuong 🇨🇦
Kevin Vuong 🇨🇦@KevinVuongxMP·
Do you care about women’s rights? The Islamic regime murdered women for showing their hair, you should care about Iran. Do you care about gay rights? The Islamic regime hung gay people from cranes, you should care about Iran. Do you care about democracy? The Islamic regime targets, intimidates, and even murders dissents in their diaspora in our democracies, you should care about Iran. Do you care about housing? The Islamic regime launders money into our real estate driving up house prices and taking supply away from our people, you should care about Iran. Do you care about hate? The Islamic regime sponsors hate groups and events like #AlQudsDay to sow division, you should care about Iran. Do you care about terrorism? The Islamic regime is the world’s leading state sponsor of terrorism incubating and enabling terrorist groups like Hezbollah and Hamas who committed the #Oct7th massacre, you should care about Iran. Do you care about car thefts? The Islamic regime’s proxy Hezbollah steals our cars in collaboration with other organized crime groups to finance their terror activities, you should care about Iran. Do you care about protecting basic rights? The Islamic regime murdered over 36,000 people for exercising their freedom of expression/speech, you should care about Iran. If you don’t care about the people of Iran who deserve to live free from tyranny and terror, then you should care for your own sake, whether it be your own safety, your own ability to affordable own a home, your right to live free from the tentacles of terror of the Islamic regime occupying Iran. #FreeIran
The Spectator@spectator

Iran has supported the Russian invasion of Ukraine with its drone technology, supported China’s slave economy with its oil exports and unleashed brutal, indiscriminate violence against its own population. The rights of women, homosexuals and ethnic minorities have been suppressed while power and wealth have been concentrated in the hands of ideologues and professional sadists. ✍️ The Spectator Article | spectator.com/article/the-we…

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Mo@mogrant61·
Yes CBC, we know you are anti-conservative. You prove it every single day. Criticism before the podcast is even released is just a childish tantrum. Joe Rogan has more viewers in a day than CBC does in a year. Their envy turns them into snivelling crybabies.
Juno News@junonewscom

CBC's JP Tasker slams Pierre Poilievre's interview with Joe Rogan, warning the podcaster's reach could boost visibility but alienate voters, citing "misinformation," "vaccine skepticism," and "anti-wokeness."

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Marc Emery
Marc Emery@MarcScottEmery·
Liberal White Female Judge Cathaline Heinrichs was so empathetic she put all Kelowna area girls in danger & granted bail to a 9-time rapist on March 13, 2026 -marking his 3rd bail release in this matter. The rapist assaulted 2 girls while out on bail in February! Out on bail now!
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Masih Alinejad 🏳️
Masih Alinejad 🏳️@AlinejadMasih·
Hello @danawhite, We Iranians remember when you tried to save Iranian wrestler Navid Afkari. You even reached out to President @realDonaldTrump to stop his execution. Back then, I launched a campaign to boycott the this murderous regime, Millions of Iranians were crying out for help to remove this regime. But no one truly listened. And now… it’s happening again. Today, another young wrestler, just 19, has been executed. Three protesters were hanged today and hundreds are on death row right now. I speak to families, parents terrified their children will be next. We are running out of time.We need your voice again. Please don’t stay silent. No human rights = no real sport.💔
Masih Alinejad 🏳️@AlinejadMasih

Today, in Iran, in the middle of a war, the regime executed a 19-year-old national wrestling champion for the crime of joining January protests. 💔 After signaling to the world, including President @realDonaldTrump, that they would halt executions of protesters, the regime has done the exact opposite. Three young protesters, Saleh Mohammadi, Mehdi Ghasemi, and Saeed Davoudi, were hanged in Qom after a sham trial. Reports indicate torture. Forced confessions. No access to chosen lawyers. Closed-door proceedings. No right to appeal. I call on @GlobalAthleteHQ to stand with Iranian athletes who are being silenced, imprisoned, and executed simply for raising their voices. This is not just about sports. This is about human dignity.

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Saskatchewan Roughriders
Saskatchewan Roughriders@sskroughriders·
Go ahead... watch it again 😮‍💨
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Masih Alinejad 🏳️
Masih Alinejad 🏳️@AlinejadMasih·
Today, in Iran, in the middle of a war, the regime executed a 19-year-old national wrestling champion for the crime of joining January protests. 💔 After signaling to the world, including President @realDonaldTrump, that they would halt executions of protesters, the regime has done the exact opposite. Three young protesters, Saleh Mohammadi, Mehdi Ghasemi, and Saeed Davoudi, were hanged in Qom after a sham trial. Reports indicate torture. Forced confessions. No access to chosen lawyers. Closed-door proceedings. No right to appeal. I call on @GlobalAthleteHQ to stand with Iranian athletes who are being silenced, imprisoned, and executed simply for raising their voices. This is not just about sports. This is about human dignity.
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