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@elonmusk Bro it’s helping the economy

This is crazy!

@jk_rowling You should have just been silent after Harry Potter. Your tweets make you look really really bad

More than 70 per cent of transgender prisoners are in for sex offences or violent crimes. "The high levels of violent crimes among male prisoners who identify as women demonstrates why they should not be detained in female prisons" telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/02/2…

@JoeyMannarinoUS Always black ladies

@GuyAdami Ok that’s good to know. I had stopped listening to your podcast cuz I thought you still liked Trump

Voted for Trump in 16, Biden in 20, wouldn’t vote for Trump again under any circumstance

@elonmusk What about @WSJ Ariticle?

In the “bet-you-didn’t-know” category, Homeland Security Secretary Mayorkas issued written guidance making it clear that: 1. Illegal presence alone is not grounds for deportation. 2. Criminal charges, convictions or gang membership alone are not enough for deportation. You basically have to be a convicted axe murderer to be deported! That’s because every deportation is a lost vote.

@SBF_FTX @fed_speak Dude you’re going to jail for life you know? Right?

@fed_speak yeah sorry about that I had like 1 hour to throw this one together and it's ugly af but also it's right

If an intern brought me an Excel file formatted like this I would literally fire them on the spot.

@dampedspring @GordonJohnson19 Although meme stocks have rallied massively

@GordonJohnson19 There has been no massive rally. SPX is up 5% from the lows and unchanged for the last 30 days

1/7 Why have stocks staged a massive rally recently? The explanation is actually quite simple. More specifically, in four words, there has been: massive U.S. monetary stimulus. That is, over the past week as of 1/11/23, when looking at the three key drivers of U.S. stock mkt...

@BurryArchive Burry can you expand on how bearish you are

@Kristyann39 A boss

@GrantCardone Idiot

Ban both the #CDC and #FDA immediately.

@KLM delayed flight. Caused day lay over in Amsterdam. How much compensation do I get?

@Helloimmorgan Why are you doing it

Going to post videos documenting at every gas station on Instagram and TikTok. Maybe here too depends. Follow me on either: helloim.morgan

Never thought I’d have to do that drive to Texas again. But here I am getting ready to pick up a rental to then drive 1,400 miles to Texas

@Jim_Jordan All suck. And first one is fake!

God. Guns. Gas stoves.

@AdamSinger Looks like. A heart attack

Currently $25.95 for a pastrami sandwich in NYC. Fed sees some signs of inflation

@dampedspring @AngelaCTheWorld Dude you’re a boss

@AngelaCTheWorld Sure they did. None of this is particularly new to the world. I have traded derivatives and run global derivatives businesses at Salomon and Citi since the 80's. Nothing is new here.

Gamma squeeze 101. Let's say you and your pals own 1 million shares of stock at 190 and you think today is both a good day to pump and a good day to dump your stock based on some news, an 🍦, or something random. You can engage in a gamma squeeze. Here's how

@SnoopDogg What strain

GOOD WEED.

@JackPosobiec Jacks wife looks ugly tho

Oh noooooooooooo

@JackPosobiec Let them go

@elonmusk @ianmiles When did Elon go full Republican on us?

@ianmiles Good question

When did late night comedy shows become nothing but lame Democrat-leaning political commentary?

@BurryArchive Is that why he left med school partly too I wonder / or residency