ApologeticFan

@AllStros IM SORRY but Hinch deserved the one year time out for pulling Grienke

@TheCoreyBarrett @TexansCommenter @rooneywondering Caserio is a poker player. He uses these strategically. Nobody will be able to get a true read on their wants

@TexansCommenter @rooneywondering I only looked at top 30 visits Ersery the only one we brought in. I'm sure when we were picking high in the first round all picks were brought in

I'm not telling you them 20 visits don't matter.... But over the last 2 drafts when we didn't have a top 15 pick we didn't do a 30 visit with our top guys except Ersery. Y'all gotta stop getting excited over nothing

@RodrickSherrod @demiggles @x5hortieex @FieldYates It would have been a better superbow than the lame duck patriots

@demiggles @ApologeticFan @x5hortieex @FieldYates What was supposed to be different? The Seahawks had the best defense AND a top 10 offense all year. Houstons offense wasn’t good at all really they would have just exploited that again.

The Texans have exercised the 2027 fifth-year options on the contracts of QB CJ Stroud and All Pro DE Will Anderson, per source. Stroud is now due $25.904M in 2027, while Anderson is due $21.512M. Both players are also extension eligible.

@DentistryHeart @TXMCtrades @KFILE The he/she pronoun blueanon rtds are her target audience

@TXMCtrades @KFILE She’s said way worse and yes you are correct she knows older white men are her target group. During Covid she said she wouldn’t mind $20 chicken when inflation first started. As in what’s the big deal lol.

Oh my God

@demiggles @x5hortieex @FieldYates Yup he earned the timeout / offseason sour taste in his mouth. Didn’t deserve Super Bowl week

@ApologeticFan @x5hortieex @FieldYates This is hypothetical. Stroud still blew their chances of competing, that’s not hypothetical.

@x5hortieex @FieldYates He wasn’t gonna beat the hawks anyway. Better to save him the ego / embarrassment to focus and get it right this next year

@FieldYates Stroud lost you your chance of going to the Superbowl

@DaHiCheez @mooreonzach @baseballinpix Drayton fumbled the bag getting cheap and it cost him on the sale later on. Idiot

@mooreonzach @baseballinpix I seem to recall reading that our offer wasn’t competitive? I may be mistaken. He’s been on record saying he loved Houston.

Randy Johnson pitching for the Astros. He started 11 games during the second half of the 1998 season. From August 6 to September 25, he went 10-1 with a 1.28 ERA, striking out 116 batters in 84.1 innings. He would sign with the Diamonbacks after the season.

Ten squats every 45 minutes = 10,000 steps. A study from the University of Texas found that doing just 10 squats every hour can actually control blood sugar better than going for a full 30-minute walk. When you sit all day, your blood sugar spikes, your circulation slows, and your biggest muscles - your legs and glutes - basically switch off. But 10 squats wakes everything up instantly. Your leg muscles pull glucose out of your bloodstream, your circulation improves, and your metabolism switches back on. That’s why these micro-bursts of movement deliver such powerful benefits. In fact, research shows that ten squats every 45 minutes can give you similar cardiometabolic benefits to hitting 10,000 steps per day. This strengthens your heart, keeps your joints moving, and prevents the dangerous blood sugar spikes that lead to insulin resistance. So even if you don’t have time for long walks or full workouts, stand up… Do 10 squats every 45 minutes and watch what happens to your energy, strength, and metabolic health.

@travisakers @JoshBeardRadio Dumb dumb wanted Iran to cause nuclear ww3. And doesn’t understand prices of gas are not the hill to die on 🤡🤡🤣🤣

Before Trump’s war the Strait of Hormuz was open, sanctions were in place, and gas was $2.39. Now Iran controls the Strait, sanctions will be lifted, gas is $4.99, 13 Americans are dead, over 300 injured, and the loss of hundreds of billions in aircraft and U.S. base repairs.

@intellsectual @UrbnStateofMind @ImToBlame @Kim_Buh_Lee Y’all keep voting for the party of slavery crying about a little oil pop to save us from “ww3” 🤡🤡

@UrbnStateofMind @ImToBlame @Kim_Buh_Lee We need to remember this. For generations to come so this never happens again

Biden got smoked over egg prices. Trump done ruined the entire economy in less than a year in office and it’s mostly crickets about it.

@FKBruce7921620 @MrOptimisticHou @minakimes @MoveTheSticks Caserio is gonna stack a pick for next year as well

@MrOptimisticHou @minakimes @MoveTheSticks I think Trading back from 28 with either the Jets or Cards so they can draft Simpson is a sure bet unless somebody drafts him earlier than 28. Getting 2 - 3 additional high draft picks to move down 4-5 spots would be great. Adding 6 players in the first 70 to this team…

It isn’t nothing that the same guy who predicted the Texans to draft both CJ Stroud and WAJ said “Trade Back” at 28.

@ApologeticFan Facts lol, if Texans come calling you need to pick up. If you wanna be part of a special defense. Fred Warner called Meco the best coach he ever had. You know those players talk

@TheyHoedMe Tweets like this show me the stud recovery project guys know they need to come see what Meco’s tree is all about. Crazy we get to recruit vets for backup deals / depth

Swear???? lol I like this guy.

@TexansJacob @R_Crossingham Y’all don’t realize how to win Super Bowls… gotta have lock down corners. They will do everything to keep them together. And cap will be going up up up. It’s easily possible. Don’t give stroud an infinite blank check

@R_Crossingham Stingley has already been paid and his skillset is much harder to replace. I would disagree even though I’m a huge Kamari fan.

If the Texans were to use a top 70 pick on another CB it likely does signal at least an idea that Kamari Lassiter becomes a trade candidate during the 2027 offseason. Kamari is awesome but it seems hard to believe Houston would have 3 top 5 paid CBs including Pitre at the nickel when they really don’t ask that much from their CBs. With as good as of a front 7 Houston has I don’t think that makes a ton of sense.

@mr_prof3ssor @BoLoudon Rtd you realize if anything your cnn blueanon are having to show yall some of the truth. Since dems are gonna have trouble cheating cnn’s “polling” has to change too. They are so cooked

@BoLoudon First we saw massive propaganda from democrats now we see same thing but from republicans.

🚨BREAKING: CNN just ADMITTED President Trump is set to WIN THE MIDTERMS as Republicans LEAD in net favorability. "Democrats are, just simply put, running behind their previous benchmark..." Follow: @BoLoudon

@DerekGiles11 @HoustonOnParade Exactly there is reality and bubble madden fiction - who’s to say they won’t draft better. Y’all don’t trust Meco and Caserio - sad lives

@ApologeticFan @HoustonOnParade You stop trying to tell fans how to fan. It's a fun thought

Most obvious Texan here

@DerekGiles11 @HoustonOnParade Y’all gotta quit playing madden GM thinking you can just waste your picks and $$ on disgruntled players who are chasing a bag

@HoustonOnParade Don't care about picks when it comes to a player like this

@TexansCommenter Exactly anybody saying trade for him wasting top picks need young rookies on is rtd

Pass. Too much capital. Gotta pay him. Would change your scheme to accommodate him too.

@EricLDaugh Looks exactly like the 9/11 Penn crash in empty field

🚨 JUST IN: Iran is STUNNED at just how decisively America exploded our own equipment just to keep them from salvaging it It’s so huge the aircraft shape is scorched into the ground! NO MAN LEFT BEHIND, no spoils for our enemies! 🇺🇸

@BarstoolNate It’s possession idiot you athletic enough to jump and not use it as leverage / make the catch = that is a baseball catch. Troll post

My hottest sports take is if you don't get 2 feet down on the field with the ball in your glove then it should be a HR. Ppl are gonna yell at me but this is no different than a WR jumping while in bounds and catching the ball out of bounds.

@porterstansb You don’t want world peace?? Iran people do. The terrorist regime in charge obviously are suicidal. Wake tf and be strong with America being too powerful this wasn’t even a contest vs them

Does anyone think this is the appropriate way for the President of the United States to behave? Threatening to commit crimes against the people of Iran? Openly promising to target non-military targets? How is that different than terrorism? What has happened to our country?