April Taylor

Temu björk #Eurovision

@Idarabasimi Line of duty

I need a Netflix series so addictive I forget the outside world exists for 3 business days. Drop your BEST recommendations

@persiluk what has happened to the Aloe Vera non-bio liquid? Has it been discontinued?

Hat boy Madgwick we salute you and your random knowledge #universitychallenge

@Spotify open.spotify.com/track/5ikdUUm6…

what song could play 1000 times and you’d never get sick of it ⬇️

@GAltringham The Edukators or die fetten jahren sind vorbei auf deutsch

Name a great German movie that isn't Metropolis or M

@GamewithDave New Zealand story on the Amiga. I only ever finished the game on a cheat code. I could play for 5 hours straight without the cheat code and get to the end level but could never beat that bastard seal

For anyone who used a computer between 1990 & 2005… what’s the one game you still think about?

@MartinSLewis I'm allergic to bio washing liquid, brings me out in a rash so to be on the safe side I always was wash new clothes and anything fabric based

Today's Poll: When you buy brand new clothes, do you USUALLY wash them before you wear them? (requested by my colleague Liv, she does and wanted to know if this was normal, or she was extra pernickety)

Name a movie you've seen more than 5 times with just a GIF

@OJBorg I'm sure the foo fighters are responsible for my dodgy hearing after seeing them in Copenhagen in 1998.

Foo fighters. And I wasn’t even there. I live 3 miles away and could hear every word.

That was harsh but totally happy for WvA, he deserved that #ParisRoubaix

@dinocoffeequeen If you are going to use chickpeas in a lot of recipes it's cheaper to buy a bag of dried ones, cook them and freeze them. You can then put some in a stew from frozen, also frozen chickpeas makes better hummus

sorry if this is a dumb question but if I want to make a chickpea salad can I use them straight from the tin or do they need to be cooked? bc on the can it has heating instructions and doesn’t say that it’s ready to eat

@IT_unhinged You missed the type 4. Jesus type some one who says it was water and it was really wine

There are three types of liquid damage in IT. Type 1: water. They tell you immediately. We swap the machine. Easy. Type 2: coffee. They lie, wait three days, and say the keyboard feels sticky. I pop off the spacebar and it looks like a Starbucks drip tray. Type 3 happened today. User handed me a laptop smelling faintly of fermentation. Said it just stopped turning on. I opened the casing. A thick, gelatinous crust covered the motherboard. I asked what it was. They swore they didn't know. I pulled up their chat logs from yesterday where they said they dropped a full jar of artisanal kombucha on their Dell. I closed the laptop. Marked the ticket as biohazard. Sent them a link to the employee handbook section on property destruction. My SLA remains perfect. Their laptop remains dead.

@iam_sijo99 If someone asks you what's in the box the answer should always be Gweneth Paltrow's head

Top 50 Greatest Thriller Movies of all the time. Once you start watching you won't stop. 1. Se7en (1995) 2. Gone Girl (2014) 3. The Silence of the Lambs (1991) 4. Zodiac (2007) 5. Prisoners (2013) 6. Shutter Island (2010) 7. Fight Club (1999) 8. No Country for Old Men (2007) 9. The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (2011) 10. Nightcrawler (2014) 11. The Departed (2006) 12. The Usual Suspects (1995) 13. Memento (2000) 14. Oldboy (2003) 15. The Prestige (2006) 16. Black Swan (2010) 17. Cape Fear (1991) 18. Heat (1995) 19. Drive (2011) 20. The Talented Mr. Ripley (1999) 21. Mulholland Drive (2001) 22. Enemy (2013) 23. The Game (1997) 24. Donnie Darko (2001) 25. The Fugitive (1993) 26. Inside Man (2006) 27. The Bone Collector (1999) 28. Basic Instinct (1992) 29. Fatal Attraction (1987) 30. Vertigo (1958) 31. Rear Window (1954) 32. North by Northwest (1959) 33. Psycho (1960) 34. Chinatown (1974) 35. Blow Out (1981) 36. Body Heat (1981) 37. L.A. Confidential (1997) 38. The Sixth Sense (1999) 39. Argo (2012) 40. A History of Violence (2005) 41. Collateral (2004) 42. The Others (2001) 43. The Invisible Man (2020) 44. Searching (2018) 45. Phone Booth (2002) 46. Uncut Gems (2019) 47. Wind River (2017) 48.bThe Gift (2015) 49. Fracture (2007) 50. The Call (2013)

@fesshole The owly bastard

On a night out with a girl I excused myself to go to the loo. I was gone for a few minutes and pretended it was do a big ol' shit. Really it was because my Duolingo streak was about to expire.

@ventureposting @thesnlnetwork I know Wet Leg but who the fuck is Tina Fey?

BREAKING NEWS: #SNLUK HOST & MUSICAL GUEST ANNOUNCEMENTS🚨 Mar. 21 – Tina Fey / Wet Leg Mar. 28 – Jamie Dornan / Wolf Alice Apr. 4 - Riz Ahmed / Kasabian

@ribzoftiktok Turners pies are local to me, their pies are bloody good.

Whoever trained the trainee deserves a raise

Comedian, Don McMillan breaks down the career Venn diagram. This seems fairly accurate.

During Roy Keane’s time as Sunderland manager, when the club were struggling near the bottom of the Premier League, Chris Kamara recalls a chance encounter in a hotel lift in London. Kamara says the meeting happened at the Marriott in Kensington, a hotel commonly used by football teams at the time. He had entered the lift on the fourth floor, heading down to the bar. When the lift stopped on the third floor, the doors opened and Keane stepped in. Kamara says he was about to greet him, but Keane immediately lowered his head as the doors shut. Moments later, the automated voice in the lift announced: “Going down.” Kamara says he glanced at Keane and joked: “I think she’s talking to you, Roy.”

@Survivinthe20s @Kit_Yates_Maths They do. the 2025 Europeans were on iPlayer and BBC sport website. also tnt regularly has curling on.

Curling must be unique amongst sports with regards to how much we Brits are completely embedded in it for two weeks and how much we couldn't care less about it for the other 206 weeks.