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Christopher

@Arbor___Vitae

Sing for me a sinful melody

West Virginia, USA Katılım Ağustos 2011
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Christopher@Arbor___Vitae·
@SnowMed34 Listen, if Bad Romance is the only thing that keeps me from snapping on a bunch of people with no spatial awareness, let me do me.
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Anyone else get outed by the new Grindr opening message?
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throwbacks@solelynostalgia·
he would’ve fought the hantavirus himself if it was on his ship
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@katieporterca How about finding a way to better assist middle-class families that pay into health insurance that doesn’t do them any good?
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Angry Staffer@Angry_Staffer·
People are already peddling ivermectin for Hantavirus. The same people had never heard of Hantavirus 3 days ago. We live in the dumbest possible timeline.
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⚡︎@_sorrengailll·
Dear @apple, I don’t know what is going on with your damn keyboard, but I have NEVER in the 19 years of owning iPhones, had to backspace, retype, start over, correct words as much as I am now! And what happened to autocorrect!? Is that not a thing anymore? Please fix this!
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Christopher@Arbor___Vitae·
What exactly should I do if I feel like Ralph Wiggum when he chuckles and says “I’m in danger,” regarding the Trump administration this go around, but I also feel a different kind of danger from the other extreme?
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Christopher@Arbor___Vitae·
FedEx: "You can sign digitally for your package in advance if you won't be home" Also FedEx: "Print this form, sign it, and tape it to your door for the delivery driver"
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@kirawontmiss I’d be slamming the kid into the ground (and that’s why I’m not a parent)
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kira 👾@kirawontmiss·
A mother is going punished her son by making him slam his PS5 the same way he had slammed her pet cat. Is this justified?🤔
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@Bubblebathgirl She was in the original 20 years ago, why would she be replaced? She’s not a one-scene, no-line extra.
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Paul A. Szypula 🇺🇸@Bubblebathgirl·
Anne Hathaway says she told the producers on the set of the Devil Wears Prada 2 that there needed to be more overweight models. As a result, some skinny ones were replaced. Of course, Hathaway wasn’t replaced. See how that works?
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teacher: “today we are going to be removing the first 3 and last 3 letters from our names!” kid named chemotherapy:
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this video is so depressing considering he got sent to conversion camp and is now a “straight” strict catholic conservative who hates gaga :(
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@Lush_Beauty1 Meanwhile, the only CMPs we're getting is when we go to the doctor. 😖
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D.@Lush_Beauty1·
Millennials…just wanted to update y'all. They’re using "сmр" for *call my phone*
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James Quackenbush@QuackenbushBTC·
Oh. His Grindr profile says 28, but I discovered he's 36. What's my next move?
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R☆N@killahron·
her going this hard for a netflix event 😭 she just loves being an ARTIST
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