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@friedoystercult @quantian1 If you asked for 1,000 and got 1, is that a lot or a little?

@quantian1 Is that a lot or a little?

IPO hotness check: we received 0.1% of our asked-for $CBRS allocation (or I suppose 0.2% at indicated open prices)

@quantian1 Are you built differently enough to code in a hot tub with an e girl and an intern?

On the one hand, there but for the grace of God go I, let’s not speak ill of the departed. On the other hand, I’m simply built different and would never lose money for my beloved clients (whom I care for more than my own children), so skill issue.

@NathanAClark @_th3halfspace Chillllll. Dont let inter see this

Said it for a while, but the aesthetic bias of Vicario's reflex saves convinced people he's an elite shot-stopper. In reality, he struggles with distance shots, is inconsistent in parrying, a poor distributor, & horrific dealing with set pieces. Kinsky is & has been better.

@CLMerlo Is Tottenhman Hotspur a typo or what they’re called in Argentina?

🚨[OFICIAL] Esta es la prelista de Argentina de cara al Mundial.

@AndrewQ24_7 @sportsrapport He obviously doesn’t since “money is losing 7-10% of value” annually

@sportsrapport You realize there’s this thing called “investing” right. You could make 30K a month with 10 million by doing nothing but having it in an Amex Savings account

1) $10 million is a lot of money, not pretending like it’s not 2) if I had that right now I don’t think I could comfortably retire on account of having 3 kids 7 and under and if I had that much money and idle time I’m not sure it would last me the rest of my life, esp given the recent rate of inflation

@felixmxnr @TheStalwart

normalste athletico fans

@barneyronay Hope you enjoyed Paris! 🏏

Decent game in Paris theguardian.com/football/2026/…

@TheStalwart Your bigger issue is that StubHub tickets are generally fake in Europe. Would say 80% chance you don’t get in. Biggest issue is that you’re a gooner.

This is stressing me out. Are they going to give me a lie detector test?

@Ankaman616 had no idea you also reviewed music. Was just reading the wiki for Lesley by Dave.

@dancingastro “Full… schedule” and “More to come”

the full under the k bridge summer schedule🔥

@GZuckerman Do you mean before being drafted? Schlitter was top 50 on Fangraphs before he debuted.

MLB scouting is more thorough than ever. They pore hundreds of millions into it, searching high and low for talent. Experts analyze minor leaguers to death, update lists of top prospects. Yet, Ben Rice and Cam Schlitter were never considered top prospects, never made any of those lists. They may be the best hitter and pitcher in the game this season. Pretty inefficient market it seems.

@__apf__ This is the case in a lot of the country. Was mentioned in PRK’s New Yorker piece last week about Louisiana.

you know how the highway through San Francisco is covered in ads for AI products? when driving north out of New Jersey into New York, it's entirely ads for lawyers for workplace injuries. what exactly is going on out here. Are your bosses smashing all of your kneecaps

@pokeefe1 @FootyScran @ACSparta_CZ It’s not sold or eaten as a traditional sandwich. Czechs eat it open face or the bread separately. Also, you always get your own mustard/ketchup/spicy sauce after getting the sausage. It’s actually pretty good.

@FootyScran @ACSparta_CZ Made a real effort with the presentation. Looks drier than a flip-flop.

Sausage sandwich at Sparta Prague (@ACSparta_CZ) 🇨🇿 90 CZK (£3)

@MattPiperJenks Also offer seat to pregnant women

Subway Rules: -Don’t walk up or down left side of station exit / entrance steps -Left lanes of all escalators are for climbers only -Don’t have your phone out and head down when moving through subway terminal -Never enter, walk through, or ride subway with open umbrella -Wait for passengers to get off subway by standing to the sides of the door, creating a clear exit path, before entering -Take off your backpack or bag and hold it between your legs to make more space for everyone else … if your bag is too “nice” don’t take subway -Walk all the way into subway car, never block unused space -Offer your seat to the elderly and disabled at minimum -Do not make noise of any kind during commuter hours - collective silence is a shared code from the grinders to mitigate stress -Don’t eat, shit, or piss on subway -PDA on the subway is visual assault and generally bad for morale I find myself getting into daily confrontations on my commutes … it is normally over one of these what am I missing?

@ProjSports Yes, least desirable reservations are when restaurants open (5-6pm) in NYC

One of the most unrealistic things in tv shows and movies is when the characters discuss meeting for dinner after 8 pm. Is that a big city thing?

@MTSlive I feel dumber after watching this. Interested to see where it goes, but not a great start.

Welcome to MTS | April 20 x.com/i/broadcasts/1…

@eric_hontz I agree that they’d go all out, but where would everyone stay & how would they get to/from Tuscaloosa? 60k+ of the college football crowd sleeps at home after the game ends. Plus, foreign fans going to each of their country’s matches need to be able to travel to the next match.

My “US hosting the World Cup” take is that it would have been much better to host them in smaller college towns that regularly have 100k spectators for football 🏈 games - would have been more “American” and this communities would have gone all out to be spectacular hosts.

@pbsportswriter IMO, the problem isn’t the factoring companies, it’s the financial budgeting and mismanagement of executives at football clubs.

@pbsportswriter Unfortunately, it’s a very common, acceptable form of financing across many, many global businesses. From a cash flow perspective, you’d rather 90% of the money now for X, instead of 100% in six months, etc. It’s a less onerous form of loan vs financing the purchase of X today.

Factoring companies like these, which advance money to clubs for transfer receivables, deserve more scrutiny

@pbsportswriter It’s very difficult for a football club to get in trouble with this since there’s only a few, high notoriety sources of revenue to pledge, versus recent double pledging examples: First Brands (car parts and inter company revenue pledges) and MFS (short term property loans)

@pbsportswriter Ex, if spurs want to buy Conor Gallagher on Jan 20th and Atletico want the €50m fee immediately, it’s easier to pledge €55m of the CL money that’ll come in March to Macquarie vs getting a €50m loan from Bank of America that’ll require updated financials & take wk for approval